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14 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Letter Bee

"200 caps? Well holy shit, I'll do anything for that money!" And, with that, Albert breathed in as much as he could and then continued to sing. Meanwhile, Tim stood by a wall; it appeared that he was trying to lean against it, but with his bulky body it wouldn't be possible. He looked to any other person in the room and said "That's my friend!"
Albert thought to himself about the offer. 'Hmm... 25 caps isn't that bad, and I need to repair my jumpsuit...' He looked at Tim, "Hey, Tim!" He said. "You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Pizza?" Tim asked, which caused Albert to facepalm.
"No, I was thinking that we should accept the offer."
"Oh... Well alright." So, with Tim's reply, Albert looked back at the guards and said: "We'll take the deal."
Albert lied in the bed, grinning. Maybe he was grinning about the woman he 'did the do' with last night. Maybe he was grinning about how he and another woman were going to 'do the do' later. Well, it doesn't really matter; the woman was satisfied and as was Albert. He put on his Vault 121 jumpsuit, armored with patches of leather and scrap metal to produce some low-quality protection; it'd be useful against blunt hits, but a bullet? No chance.

As Albert walked to the door, the woman asked him: "Where're you goin', Al?"
'Looks like she's one of those I want to know where you're going types...' Thought Albert, before replying: "Oh, I was just gonna go and find Tim... I'll be right back!" That was a lie. It should have been obvious that Albert wasn't coming back, but the woman believed him.
"Make sure not to be gone too long!" She said. And with that, Albert left the motel room.

He found Tim in the lobby, playing with a paddle ball. The thing was crushed in his hand, and Tim shouted "Damn paddle ball! Why won't it stay together!"
"Uh, Tim? You're a bit too strong for that thing..." Said Albert.
"But if I can't use it as a weapon, why can't I play with it?"
"C'mon, Tim." With that, the duo left the motel and walked around Liberty Island.
Note that while this is freeform and large posts aren't required, there is a quite a bit of lore in this (that I don't require you to read) and a simple stat, perk, and leveling system (which you HAVE to read when I post it).

So, first off, the introduction: The End came to me when I was watching The Road Warrior. I thought to myself, 'this would be cool. Maybe I can find a way to make this into an RP.' So, what started out as a simple Mad Max RP turned into a Post-Apocalyptic world with factions and important figures, each inspired by Mad Max, Fallout, A Boy and His Dog, and many other post-apocalyptic movies and games (which is why it has the fandom tag; due to all the things it was inspired by).

SO PLOT TIME NOW!
Lore/Timeline: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x6tjThFqHiqm2aZ3lHH6U1GW5bdUP-9E_OjdLHwoOFg/edit?usp=sharing (note that I fuck over the laws of radiation quite a few times in this; sorry, just didn't want the first fifty years of the post-apocalyptic timeline to be 'everyone waits for the radiation to clear and then they leave fifty years after the war')

Summary for people who don't want to read the timeline: In the year 2058, the world went into a depression that made the Great Depression look like a kiss from your grandma. Everyone knew that war was imminent. Seeing this as an opportunity to make more cash, Pierce Industries began to build bomb shelters. In the three short years before The End, as it is called now, Pierce Industries commissioned to build 715 massive bomb shelters, each capable of housing half a million people, but only 583 were finished, with only 461 being filled to max population. Whether or not your family made it into a bomb shelter doesn't matter, as only seven are still populated; the rest were abandoned by their former citizens after fifteen to thirty years.

But that was long ago. In the year 2164, civilization is almost entirely rebuilt, but it is on the track to being destroyed once again by the greed of man. Most major settlements were built in pre-war cities, such as Las Vegas, Washington D.C., Los Angeles, New York City, etc. There are few very old people who managed to survive The End, though they are near death, yet they'll talk about it to you should you ask. One of the most notable people is known as 'The Outlander,' who exited from shelter number 511 and founded most major settlements along with the major factions known as the Badlands Alliance and the Eclipse Confederacy. He is said to be dead, but a few explorers claim to have met him in a place forgotten in time, known as Eden...

So, do I have any interest?
@Simple Unicycle, you have to post your character on the OOC Tab, then Characters'.


Oops! Sorry, still learning the ropes to the site, haha. Well, here's the thing again:
... And forgets the punchline.

Hello, I'm Simple Unicycle! I'm just a 14-year-old guy with too much time on his hands, so he spends that time roleplaying and watching pr0n browsing the internet. I also should have posted this a few days ago.
I guess I should talk about myself...?
Well, I'm from Arizona, AKA the state where it's always frigging hot, I want to be a comedian (probably shouldn't if no one laughed at the crappy joke above), I LOVE the Fallout series and post-apocalyptic settings (and I'm sure my first roleplay will be post-apocalyptic), and I think that Coca-Cola is the best drink ever.
So that's me.
Bye now.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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Even I don't know him, and I know pretty much everyone on that site. Damn you, Sombrero! I need to save my thinking abilities for school!
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