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26 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"To wherever the road takes us; we gotta cop some more brass and 'ire more blokes before we 'ead off ta the Endless Desert ta find Earthrent." Connor says, before heading out the tavern doors.
@Letter Bee
Perfectly fine, I get that you need me to reply; I meant to earlier, but I couldn't think of anything that would take up at least a paragraph.
@Eviledd1984, @Letter Bee, @jordy0403

Albert walked into the arms dealer's shop, busting out the old Roosevelt charm... Whatever that was. He walked up the arms dealer and took a good look at them. Depending on the arms dealer's gender, he would say different things.
If the dealer was male, he would say: "G'day, sir! My friends and I are in need of weapons and armor, as we're about to set off to rescue our friend's" he points at Danny with his thumb, not facing away from the dealer, "group. We're a little low on caps though, so if you could cut us a discount then we'll be sure to spread the word of your shop and how much of a good man you are."
If the arms dealer was female, he would say: "Good afternoon, sweetheart. See, my pals and I need some weapons and armor, but we're a little short on caps; if you could give us a discount then maybe you and I could spend a night together, if you get my drift."
Waiting for @Simple Unicycle!


Apologies master, Igor was in the restroom.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

"Ah, and there he is!" She says as a large man in black armor enters the Tavern. "Gheris, glad to see you made it back alive!" She said hugging the large man. "Sir, we're the best in the business, we'll kill anyone that has ever done you any wrong!"


"Arright, all I needed was some protection so no need ta worry about killin' blokes; they'd probably run off wiv their tail between their legs, right? Ya folks ready ta head out?" Connor asks.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"You folks better be the best of the best considerin' 'ow much brass it takes ta hire ya for a month..." Connor replies, before handing the woman the platinum coin. "We'll leave wen the human gets 'ere."
@Simple Unicycle

"Mhm I guess we could do that smoothskin just make sure that the other smoothskins are not too trigger happy and start shooting civis" Danny said shaking his head looking down towards Tim."What's wrong with him?" He said now pointing to Tim thinking the bot had a screw loose or something.


"Don't worry; I'll only search for the best of the best." Albert replies, before looking at Tim and continuing, "Oh, and there's nothing wrong with him, he's just a jokester. Probably has the brain of a pre-war comedian... Hell if I know."
Tim continued to play the song.
10. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
9. The Shawshank Redemption
8. Mad Max: Fury Road
7. Evil Dead II
6. National Lampoon's Vacation (the original, not the remake)
5. Forrest Gump
4. A Clockwork Orange
3. The Road Warrior
2. A Boy And His Dog
1. 2001: A Space Odyssey

There you go, my two cents. Honorable mentions include The Hangover, Lolita, Big, Dr. Strangelove, 21 Jump Street, and The Godfather Part II.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

"Talk to the lady, she's our manager." The orc says with a blank stare.

"That lady has a name thank you very much!" She says a bit insulted. "I'm Meria, the cleric of this team. Hiring us will be a bit expensive, I will cost about one platinum coin a month, during that time, we will be your loyal servants, deal?" Meria asks beaming charming smile at Connor.


"I've got the brass. How many of ya ar' there?" Connor asks, eyeing the orc and the woman intently.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
To be honest, that's a new character. Will have a post up tonight.

EDIT: Less than 2 days in and the roleplay is already completely off track. We have a guy starting a rebellion, a girl who's going to kill us, and a goblin who's wanting to rob everything is robbing at the end of his first post already.


Not really a rebellion; he's just trying to get some people to fight the king's wyvern riders so he can take the sword for himself.
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