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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"We'll meet at this tavern, ok boss?" She asked, pointing at a nearby tavern. "Try and not get yourself killed, please!"


"Will do." With that, Connor walks off and looks around the town.
@Katsa
Don't worry, your spot is reserved.

@Raddum
Happy to have you, Raddum!
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Don't worry, ma'am. In fact, I think I'll get along just fine with these fellows. Now go rest up, folks; we'll set out tomorrow and find the blade."
@Raddum

Accepted!
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Guvs! One of the swords is nearby! We'll stop to rest for a bit, then we'll head out."
Well, we have the necessary 3 people for character sheets and combat! Here it is:

Character Sheet:
Name:
Gender:
Age (Can't be younger than 16 or older than 35):
Physical Description (pictures are fine):
Personality:
Bio (at least a paragraph):
Job (pick from this list: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/G.O.A.T. [it's an article on the G.O.A.T, but jobs are at the end]):
Inventory (you MUST start with a Vault 49 jumpsuit and your Pip-Boy 2000):
Rad Level (starts at 0. If it reaches 500, you mutate, and if it reaches 1000, you die):

Strength: 5
Perception: 5
Endurance: 5
Charisma: 5
Intelligence: 5
Agility: 5
Luck: 5

You have 5 points to distribute among your SPECIAL attributes.

Combat and Health: Your health starts at two, and one is added for each point of Endurance you have. Most enemies have three, four, or five health, tougher enemies have six, seven, or eight, while some can exceed ten. Every time you get hit, one health is taken away. It works the same for when you attack enemies. There are critical hits, determined by a coin flip (which will only be flipped if the player wants it to) which must be heads to succeed, and a critical hit takes two health. There is also a critical miss when you get a tails, in which not only do you miss, but you also drop your weapon.

For every 10 AC (Armor Class), you gain plus one health as long as you are wearing that armor. For every 10 DAM, you do plus one health damage (So a player with 10 DAM would take away two health with one hit, and three with a critical).

@raddum, @katsa, @geminironin
Moved.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
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"We could join those nomads, I mean, maybe they have a mission." he says. "Then again, maybe we have enough gold in that pouch to get a sizeable enough army of mercenaries." the elven woman says. "Then again, it' your choice, boss."


"Sounds good, guvs. Let's go." With that, Connor leads the group to the nomads.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

And they already found the man dead and decapitated by the armored murloc. He stares at the group of people and said:

"I suppose you're after this." He says throwing the pouch to Connor. "Good luck in your suicide mission..." The murloc said slowly heading in the direction of the nomad clan.


"Hmph. Murloc's a tough fark. So, wot's next guvs?" Connor asks the group, sitting down on a rock.
@Eviledd1984
"Wasn't gonna touch your gear anyway, corpse face." Albert chuckles, before sitting down on a nearby tire. Tim, of course, followed, before telling Albert: "I know what love is, Al; a boy and his Robobrain."
"I don't know what the hell you're talking about, but that sounds vaguely familiar..."
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