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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Thankfully, I have a few more hours before I leave, so I'll just post this before spending the rest of my time dicking around in Fallout 4: my parents and I are going to California to see my grandparents for the holidays.
Their house doesn't have any internet.
That's about the easiest way to explain it.
@Letter Bee, @Madly33
Tomorrow, I'll be gone until January; my family and I are going to see our relatives in Califronia for the holidays (where there's no damn internet), and I won't be back until January first or second. Sorry for abruptly leaving like this, but I can't help it. You'll just have to continue without me (made it easier for you to do so by having Tim and Albert just straight up leave Liberty Island). Both of them (and my BoS guy) will jump back in when I get back, wherever the hell the RP'll be at then.
"About time I found you. Finding you was harder then finding Waldo." Tom walked up to him. "Major Bentsworth ask me to come find you. He wanted me to ask you to help out with the Enclave attack. He even said he was going to pay you in gold." Tom took a drink from his canteen. "The Major must really want you to help if he if he is offering gold."


"Well then, if he's paying gold then I'll sure as hell help out! Just let m-" It was in that moment that Tim shouted for Albert, "ALBERT! I MUST GO FIND ADVENTURE! I APOLOGIZE ALBERT!" With that, Tim strolls away from Liberty Island and Albert chases after him. "Tim, the hell are you doing!?"
"ADVENTURE!"
"We have to stay and defend the island!"
"WELL I MUST LEAVE!"
"You said you would stay and fight!"
"ADVENTURE, ALBERT!"
"Stupid damn bucket of bolts..." The two would continue on and on in a comedic transfer of insults before they became specks in the distance.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Uh, just bringing this to your attention, but I'll be gone for about a month (until January 1st or 2nd), so... yeah. I won't be able to post and you'll have to continue without me... Please don't let any crazy shit happen while I'm gone, mmkay?
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Upon hearing that, most of the mercenaries began to whisper around and stare at one another, ready to backstab each other at the mention of getting a lordship.

The first to make a move was the massive man, Gorun, who smashed one of the men next to him. With that, everything erupted into chaos, many of the men starting to attack on another.

Only the orc, the twin humans and female elf didn't go on a rampage and instead protected the human in front of them from any attacks.

During the fight, a man was now charging towards Iosef, sword drawn and a crazed look on his face.


Connor would then run towards the hobgoblin, shouting for the orc, twins and elf to follow. "Kill these bastards with the sword! We have to get out of here, then we can go get Darkstalker and we can destroy the bloody kingdom! Both of us'll rule together!"
@ByTheSpleen
@Trevor1001
"Ah, hey... Dude. How's it goin'?" Albert would ask Tom upon his arrival. Albert was busy twirling his pistol around as if he was a cowboy (though he of course didn't know where it came from), and finally caught it and shoved it into its holster. Tim, meanwhile, was patrolling Liberty Island with guards, waiting for the Enclave attack, should it ever come.
@Trevor1001
Alrighty. I'll get to replying.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
Connor would call for the rest, and once they arrived he would follow the sounds and attack whomever he came across.
Tom answered all of the questions he was ask even going into more detail then necessary about his skills as a sniper. "I can use grenades but that's about it...I'm not that strong but I am vary agile...I can memorize a map." Tom was surprised about his first "mission". He was told to find that Albert fellow and ask him to help out. Tom started his search by the gate they entered and started making the rounds with what information he found.

Uh, Trevor? Am I supposed to reply to this? If so, sorry that I haven't, but you didn't really give any indication that I was supposed to.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
"Alright folks," Connor exclaims, stepping into the tavern, "we've got more people. Let's go get that sword!" Connor shouts to his group. Once they're following him, he would of course run out of the tavern and go to the temple.
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