Avatar of Captain Uni

Status

Recent Statuses

13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
1 like
2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
6 likes
5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
4 likes
7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
2 likes

Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

@Letter Bee I'm finished! Sorry for the short bio, I'll expand it later if that's mmkay.
@Letter Bee
I'm planning on finishing up Lawrence now. I'll tag you when I finish.
I FINALLY posted. Sorry that it's so short, but I couldn't really think of anything.
"H-hello frie- f-ffffriend..." Norman muttered quietly to himself, hopefully not loud enough for someone else to hear him.

"Daaaammit, i-it's happeni- it's haaaappening... I'm t-talking to som- sssssssomeone who d-doesn't even ex... exisssst." He was sitting on a bench on the Huntington Beach Pier, overlooking the ocean with a half-eaten sandwich in his hand. It was hard ordering that sandwich, considering his stutter, social anxiety, flat-out lack of social skills, etc., etc... Not to mention that the cashier was a woman, that made it even worse. He took another bite out of the sandwich, still looking out at the ocean and the surfers.

"I-I guess th-this w-was bou- bbbbbound to haaaappen som-someday." He would finish off his sandwich before continuing. "I'm t-too lonely not toooooo d-do t-this..." He would start to walk home, talking to himself, or an imaginary person, who it was he wasn't sure, about his day and his current situation. Walking up the steps to the apartment building in which he lived, he would drop some change into a homeless man's cup, and then continued up to his apartment.

It was a rundown and shitty place to live, but it was all that Norman could afford on his budget. He would feed his dog, an Australian Cattle Dog named Gordon, and then walk to his bed. He falls back onto it, then reaches under his pillow for his bag of weed. "T-this shooooould hhhelp for a bi- bit..." Pulling it out, he rolls a joint, smokes it, and... Poof! Like magic, he felt a little more confident; at least confident enough that he wouldn't stutter anymore. Once he was finished, he would go out and head to work. It was a few miles away, in Glendale, so of course he called a cab and was driven there.

Then, he would walk to his cubicle, sit down, and go about with his accounting business.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Claw2k11
Connor and his posse run deeper into the temple (should there be any more rooms). If there weren't any more rooms, they would try to run out of the temple.
Love Dead by dawn, but I haven't seen the other movies in the series. Would that be a problem?


Nope! In fact, this would be more like the second one than any other one.

<Snipped quote by malmshodes>

All you need to know is that there are ghost zombies and that Ash is too badass to wear anything other than a blue flannel shirt at all times forever. And in one of the movies he makes his hand into a chainsaw. Except Ash likely won't be in this as a PC, so all you need to know is Ghost Zombies, probably.


Ash, sadly, won't be making an appearance in this. The chainsaw and the shotgun (and MAYBE the chainsaw hand) will appear, though.
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Cool! Been keeping up with recent events? If not, the simplest summary is that the Enclave have attacked Liberty Island and everyone's doing their part.


Nah, I was just doing some stuff off-site for a bit after posting this. Anyway, sweet. I should probably finish up my BoS character so that he can jump in when all the shite goes down.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Grandparents got internet after my constant begging. Yaaaay!

But, because of the holidays and shite, I still won't be able to post much.
Hurrah! My grandparents got internet and I can post again!

Still keeping Albert and Tim away from Liberty Island, just so they can join back up when the PCs leave/are rescued.
© 2007-2026
BBCode Cheatsheet