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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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@Eviledd1984
The doctor says that the head doctor is in his office, at the other end of the room. Once Danny steps inside, he would see an elderly black man, with skin like tanned leather, reading a book entitled 'How to Pretend You're Reading'. He looks up and sees Danny, then asks: "Can I help you?"

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Ahab would meet a young woman wearing a Brotherhood Initiate uniform, who looks up at him, frowning upon noticing that he is a super mutant. Nonetheless, she speaks to him. Ignoring his question about a harpoon gun, she replies: "We've been working on some power armor to fit a super mutant since another super mutant named Fawkes joined down in DC. We'll see what we have." The woman then heads into a room and leaves for several minutes, before coming back out with large T-51b power armor, very clearly large enough to fit a super mutant, on a trolley. She rolls it in front of him, then declares: "This is the prototype model. It should keep you safe, but it doesn't have a helmet; we're still working on it. Check back in a week or so and we might have it finished."

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@Trevor1001
"Check the mess hall on the second floor. They'll get you some grub. Tell them that Lawrence sent you, they'll get you some grub." Once Tom goes into the elevator to go to the second floor, he would arrive in a few seconds and find a room bustling with activity: there are lots of tables, with Brotherhood members crowding each one. There must be at least a thousand people there, and he's the only ghoul in sight. Still, most of them just look his way for a moment then go back to eating. It appears that most of them are eating meat from wasteland creatures, but some are eating packaged pre-war food, such as Saddle Up Salisbury Steak and Fancy Lad Snacks.

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@Hjalti
Orson grins, his nasty brown teeth being fully revealed. "You know Lawrence, you say? Well I don't see why I can't bump up your pay to... Let's say 550." He then pulls out a brown pouch and hands it to Vor, inside being five hundred and fifty caps. "Now go on girly, I gotta see what stuff's worth salvaging and what isn't."
@Trevor1001
Lawrence wasn't taking anyone anywhere. He seemed to just be allowing them to find wherever he sent each individual. "So, where is it you want to go, ghoul?" Asks Lawrence, who's standing by the door. "I'll give you the directions to any place that an Initiate is allowed to go to."
@Letter Bee
If it's a BoS character, I don't see why we can have the Brotherhood not know that he's a synth, like
in Fallout 4. Otherwise, he could just try not to interact with the brotherhood.
@Eviledd1984
Lawrence would answer both Danny and Ahab: "Alright; Danny, go to the clinic on the seventh floor. Ahab, there's an armory on the eleventh floor, they might have cooked something up in the case of a super mutant member. Now, both of you go off." Danny, of course, heads up to the seventh floor and would find that the whole floor has been dedicated as a clinic. There are beds all along the walls, most of which are full. Doctors walk back and forth between beds, checking on patients. There's high-tech medical supplies here and there as well, and there are also loads of chems and stimpaks; more than they even had at the hospital, and that was an actual clinic before the war! There were some guards dressed in T-60 power armor that stared at him, but the doctors and patients didn't seem to mind him.

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Ahab would find himself on the eleventh floor, which was a blacksmith and armory, just like Lawrence said. There were people in all sorts of clothes, from leather jackets to aprons to brahmin-hide clothes to jumpsuits, but they all had one thing in common: they all had welding masks on and a tool in their hand. Guards would look at him, even raising their laser rifles, but would not shoot at him. The armorers watch him as well, but still tend to their duties.
@Polyphemus
Sure thing, I just added a staff character sheet. Use that.
November 7th, 2016.
In the city of Springfield, Oregon, there is a private school known as Fatehaven Academy. Recently in the state, a bug was discovered, the country of its origin being unknown, that will crawl inside of a person and turn that person into a cannibalistic freak; the first sign would be coughing. The person will cough a smoker's cough for minutes. The second sign is bagging of the infected's eyes. A green tint also appears on their skin during this time. The third and final sign would be the infected collapsing, followed by them rising up moments later and attacking anyone nearby, ripping them open and feeding on their entrails...

The bug, known as 'Pandora' (after the girl who opened a box and unleashed all things evil in Greek mythology), is spreading all over the country, and even the world. For the safety of the students, the school was put under a temporary lock-down on an average school day, and it would re-open when the virus was wiped out. Not a single student isn't worried; school just started, and now they have to stay there until this thing blows over? What about their families, they have to go home sometime... But it seems that time won't come soon.

It's been two months and the bugs continue to spread, but things haven't gotten too out of hand... Yet. The school still refuses to open, fearing that there will be a large outbreak in the weeks to come. Anyhow, life goes on; studies continue, students go on with their day to day lives, and everything is at peace. However, your normal life will soon change, and you will begin your new life as a survivor in the...

DEAD SCHOOL


*ahem* So, anyway, yeah... This is Dead School: Deaducation, a zombie RP set in a private school. Your character can either be a student, a teacher or staff, and you have two primary objectives, only one of which you can complete: escape the school, or kill all the zombies and unite (or destroy) all the factions. If you escape, I'll write an epilogue about what happens to your character (you can make a new one if you wish), and if you save the school then the game will end (it won't be easy to do this, though).

So... Character sheets!







Phew, now that that's out of the way, I just want to add that few-liners will be allowed. One-liners will be allowed if your schedule gets to be hectic (can't post as often/be on as often for a while).
Now go make some survivors.

Lastly, tags: @ramblingbard, @Delta44, @BreakingMe, @Polyphemus
@Hjalti (sorry for taking so long to reply, I'm writing the OOC for another RP)
The man, presumably Orson, looks up from his magazine, back down again, then back up again, his eyes lighting up. He whistles impressed after eyeing Vor, specifically her bosom and hips.
Yep, this guys a total perv.
Smiling creepily, the man speaks in a strange accent; should she know what it is, she would recognize it as that of a cockney person. "Oi miss! I see you've got some stuff right here... Well, that sure is a lot of stuff. Let me go through this and I'll see how much I can give your for it..." He would then go through all of the bags, declaring what stuff was junk and what was worthwhile. After a solid half hour, Orson looks back at Vor. "I'll give you four hundred caps for it all."
@Polyphemus
Alright then! If you decide to join, then we have four people and I can finally post the OOC thread! It'll be up in a bit.
@Hjalti
"There's a scrap shop on the fourth floor, place called Orson's Junktown. Go there and tell himm that Lawrence sent you, he'll buy whatever it is you're selling if you do. Now go on." Lawrence, who stays at the door when Vor walks in, replies. Inside the Sky Citadel, it's what rush hour looks like: men and women, all dressed in power armor or scribe outfits, running back and fourth to get things done. Before the Enclave came back into the picture, it was calm and you could walk at least twenty feet before someone walks by you, but this... This is just madness!

Anyhow, should Vor head up to the fourth floor, she would see a variety of shops, all most likely run by 'civilians' as the Brotherhood would call them. There were restaurants, weapon traders, tailors... You name it, there was a store that sold it. After a few minutes of wandering, she comes to a counter with a neon sign plastered onto scrap metal that hung from the ceiling and stopped a few feet above the counter: "ORSON'S JUNKTOWN!" The second 'o' and the last three letters of Junktown were dead, and the first 's' was flickering. A plump man, with a long face and shaved hair, sits behind the counter, reading a magazine entitled 'Playboy'.
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