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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Beekeeper
"Hell if I know..." One of Teddy's friends, a boy named Andrew that was in the seventh grade, replies. Harry, another friend of Teddy's in his grade, says: "Hopefully they'll open the school up soon; I'm getting tired of the shit they're giving us." Then, Teddy's third friend Toby who was in the sixth as well, adds: "You'd think they'd have better food..."
@Delta44
Ken yields some laughs from the boys in the group, while the girls look at Ken like he's sick. Some of the girls even leave, which shortens the list of his potential future harem. One boy, a small, twelve-year-old black boy named Marsellus, doesn't get it, and openly states this. Then Scott, the only 18-year-old in the group, looks down and Marsellus and jokingly says: "Well kid, when a boy and a girl like each other..." This, of course, leads to the rest of the males in the group laughing, yet, still, Marsellus doesn't get the joke.
@Polyphemus
The students at the table chuckle, and one finally pulls together the courage to take a bite... Only for a look of pure horror to appear on her face, before she spits it out and runs into the bathroom. Looks like the food really was bad enough for the students not to eat it... Oh well. Subhas continues on cleaning the garbage off the floor, having to stop some students that were running faster than a speeding bullet ever now and again, only for them to mock him as the last boy did. After cleaning for a few minutes, it appears that everything is sparkling clean. Subhas can now do whatever else he wants to do.
@Eviledd1984
(The patient was a lobotomized [meaning some of brain was removed, rendering him a vegetable] old man, so he wouldn't be of much use, haha) Albert nodded, bringing Danny a set of tools on a tray. Albert looked at the patient, feeling sick to his stomach, before leaving. Tim, in response to Danny's statement, turns to him and appears to flip him off, though Danny can't be sure due to Tim only having three claws.
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The woman replied with: "Yes, it's very effective. But, with someone of your size, a stealth boy would be preferred." She laughs for a second, before going serious again. "Well, I better let you get used to your gear."
Kansas gets up from the table she was sitting at takes her uneaten tray over to the trash can. She pushes the contents into the dark garbage bag and brings the tray back to the dish line where she drops it onto the assembly line. It clangs loudly but no one seems to notice. The entire room is buzzing with impatience. She's impatient herself but knows it won't help to complain. I have to keep us sane. She heads back to the table and glances at the students sitting beside her.

What will get us through this? She notes that everyone sitting with her seems to make up a number of different cliques, as if everyone is bonding because of the lockdown. Wouldn't that be nice? It's a sarcastic though but some small bit of truth rings out in the statement. What if we really all did bond together? What if after this...whatever this is...we're all the best of the friends? The jocks and the nerds, the cheerleaders and the burnouts, the overachievers and the slackers. That'd be amusing. She looks over at some of her peers who are casually picking after their food. No one eats because, well, the food is disgusting. "If you keep playing with it like that, it'll turn into pizza." She winks at the student across from her when they look up from their tray.


The student, a young man with red hair and a strong build and broad shoulders, chuckles. "Well, if that happened I'm sure everyone else'd start eating." He says in a brash voice, with an Irish brogue, strange considering the fact that they're thousands of miles away from the island. The boy then extends a hand across the table, for Kansas to shake. "Conner Bergin. And your name?"
@Trevor1001
"Well, you're our brother now, only people that won't be friendly to you are the ghoul-haters. Some might be a bit prejudiced at first, but over time they'll get used to you." Carl replies.
Haha, Harvest Moon... I love those games. I have so many fond memories of playing Harvest Moon 64 on my dad's N64 that he saved, even remember which bachelorette I ALWAYS married (it was Elli, btw) and what I named my farm (Moon Farm, because in that game you only had six letters so there wasn't much to choose from). I'd love to participate, and I'll try to think of some ideas.
@Lord Coake
"Yeah, uh, go down to the eleventh floor; there's an armory there, they'll give you some power armor and weapons. Good luck, initiate." The scribe says, before getting back to work. With that, David heads down to the armory, where he sees quite the scene: people, wearing all sorts of clothing, running back and forth making weapons and armor. Two things are similar between all people: they have welding masks on, and they have tools in their hands. David would see Ahab, the super mutant, up here as well, in T-51b power armor fitted for a super mutant. He was receiving two guns from a woman behind a desk: some sort of sniper laser rifle, and a laser pistol. @EvilEdd1984
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@jordy0403
"Eh, your's is more durable but relies on a fusion core. My old model here doesn't, but it's less durable and can't be modified as a result. Still, I prefer it because of the good times I've had with it. Yessir, I wore this baby fightin' off a deathclaw just so I could get this baby," Lawrence would lift up his gun, which appeared to be a laser rifle with the crank of a laser musket on the back, "from the Minutemen it was attacking. The Pilgrim, as I like to call it."
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@Trevor1001
The man didn't try anything, he just laughed at what Tom said. "Well, we're reverting to the Midwest standards for signing up now, initiate, at least for until the Enclave is defeated. 'Till then, everyone in this building and out there patrolling, hell, even all the other branches of this might fine faction, are your brothers. I'm Paladin Carl Humphrey, just call me Carl." The man, Carl, would then reach out his hand for Tom to shake.
Note: The first fifty to hundred posts or so will just consist of characters communicating; then the real fun will begin...

Student intro: It's your lunch period, and all the kids in every grade are jammed into the cafeteria. There are more people than there are seats, so some students resort to sitting anywhere they can; on the floor, in the bathroom, even on the tables if there's any room. This isn't how it normally is, but due to the lockdown, staff and teachers decided to mix all of the grades together.

Anyway, you're eating your least favorite lunch food: casserole surprise. The hell kind of private school sells this kind of food? Anyhow, you don't want to know what the surprise is, but you think it's something so horrible that even someone who hasn't eaten in weeks won't eat it. Hell, your stomach even openly rejects to the food, and with every bite you need to struggle to swallow. Having had enough of the slop, you begin thinking of something to do... Whatever there is to do in a cafeteria.
@Delta44, @BreakingMe, @Beekeeper, @ramblingbard

Staff/Teacher intro: It's the students' lunch period, meaning that you need to stand around watching the little snobs try to digest their 'food'. The teachers are also forced to eat the so-called 'food', due to their packed lunches having stopped two months before and there being nothing in the teacher's lounge since last night, when Mrs. Smith ate the last piece of cheesecake (much to the chagrin of the other teachers). The staff is forced to watch as well, but aren't allowed to eat, as they get it as 'dinner' in the evening.

The teachers, tired of forcing the food down their throats like the children, get tired of the slop as well. They stand up and begin walking around the room, similar to what the staff were already doing, monitoring the students and what they were doing. Meanwhile the custodians are cleaning the floor and talking to the children that enjoy their company (which is most of them).
@Polyphemus
@ramblingbard @Delta44
Both accepted! I'll move your characters to my post on the Character thread, but you're welcome to post them there as well. The game'll start momentarily, as well.
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