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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
(Just looked through the first two pages, apparently the orc was named Moby... Oh well, Kin'Kro is a cooler name)

"Should I 'ave, miss fancy name?" Connor asks, before declaring: "Well anywho, I'm tired of this 'boss' and 'sir' stuff; my name's Connor, Connor Fintaul: vagabond, adventurer, and run of the mill scoundrel. Just call me Connor."
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Connor, taking the girl's words into account, looks at the red sword and then at his own old blade, scratched, chipped and worn out from a few years or so of stress. He then hands the red sword to the orc, unsheathing his original sword. "You're right. The most powerful blade I have isn't some fancy-ass sword that can cut people into a million pieces, it's this one." Handing the red sword to the orc, Connor says: "Keep it."

Once they arrive back at Boras, Connor would once again look at the group and say: "I never got your names... Mind telling me?"
(mispelled a tag: @Polyphemus)
@Delta44, @BreakingMe, [@Polpyhemus], @Beekeeper, @ramblingbard
The two go quiet, and the nerd, probably realizing he doesn't have a chance going alone, nods relunctantly. The things don't hear the four, and go on ahead... Then silence. Ken could now sneak forward, and would see Subhas, the janitor, Loralei, a fellow senior, and Teddy, a sixth grader, looking on at the things as they approached, not doing anything either out of shock, fear, chest pain or asthma.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
"What? It's a sword, and a sword's a sword... And it's one powerful sword..." Connor stared lustfully at the blood red blade as he said this, twirling it around in his hand and giggling to himself. Yeah... Maybe that sword's not a good influence on our boy Connor here.
@Delta44
With Ken's words, which were uttered while the quartet were running around the corner, the male student, who appears to be roughly eighteen years old and is very sickly and looks like the stereotypical nerd, stops and questions Ken: "The student council room? What on God's green Earth makes you think it'll be safe there?" The female student, an eighteen year old girl (who's a goth because Chris couldn't find any good photos that were just casual rather than OMG GLAMOROUS AND BEAUTIFUL) stops as well, but, rather than question Ken, questions the male student: "It's the student council room! We could use the intercom to alert the rest of the school!"

While the two argued, Ken noticed four zombies that were walking around the corner (due to reasons unknown, this is RIGHT before the zombies that are trying to attack Loralei, Subhas and Teddy go around the corner to eat them), and loud wheezing, coughing and gasping sounds.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
(You know how Claw is, doesn't do names... I'm guessing the twins might act as the comic relief while the orc is just a dude who uses brute force [you could try to work in that he's much wiser than regular orcs, considering that, when the fighting broke out, one of the humans in Connor's original party tried to kill him and the orc stayed loyal... Or something] and the elf chick is a mage/healer. Give 'em any names you want. Also, was the word 'stable' in your reply to BytheSpleen's post a pun? It seems like a pun)

Connor grins at the orc. "Sorry pal, got a little... Carried away with myself, I suppose. If something like this can deal this much damage, I can only wonder how awesome the power of Darkstalker is..." His grin turns into a wicked smile, before Connor stops smiling altogether. "Come along now." With that, he walks out and holsters his sword, whistling a happy tune.
@Delta44, @BreakingMe
The two students, aside from Irvine, follow Ken's example. Irvine just kind of stands there, doing nothing, but the zombies turn their attention away from him and follow Ken and the others. Ken, Kansas and the rest of the students stand outside, the schoolyard spreading for a square mile or two before ending with the fence... Which hundreds upon thousands of infected were pressing their rotting bodies against, trying to break through and find any tasty treats that reside there.
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Amidst the blood, guts and chaos, one sound is audible: the sound of Connor's childish laugh as he cuts through the bandits, leaving not a trace that they ever existed... Unless you count their blood and entrails as traces that they existed.
@Beekeeper, @ramblingbard, @Polyphemus
Should the trio look to the corner, they would see not one, not two, not even three but FOUR of the things from the cafeteria, three students and a teacher, whom Loralei would recognize as Mr. Parson, her math teacher. One of the three students, the only boy, has his lower jaw dangling around his neck by a few threads. The two female students have their intestines spilling out, chunks of flesh missing from their chest and one of them had only one arm. Mr. Parson's left eye was missing, and his right cheek was torn open so, if one were to look, they could see the inside of his mouth...

The quartet of zombies stumbled toward the trio, Mr. Parsons going for Subhas and the students going for Loralei and Teddy.

@BreakingMe, @Delta44, @akirashadow
Kansas' efforts to encourage the students to fight actually lowered their morale, one of the students even running to the back door to escape... Only to be caught by one of the zombies and dragged to the floor, the zombies ripping his stomach open and pulling out his intestines and stomach, the student screaming while the infected feasted on his entrails. It was only after half a minute that the student died, and, even then, it was from an infected tearing out his throat. The students could hear this sound, like air being released, before nothing... How disgusting.

Once they were finished, the infected stood up from their kneeling position and started to head toward the rest of the students, which were now Ken, Kansas, Irvine, and two other students, one male and one female.
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