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13 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@UrbanEvolution
I'll edit into my character sheet that he's from some other wacky country full of Wookies Sharafis. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Padlock and Usgoh... Again

After a few minutes of pondering, Usgoh stands up exclaims: "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuurugh!"
"Rockvale? Where the hell's that?" Padlock asks, intrigued by this place that Usgoh mentioned. He stands up as well, before Usgoh says:
"Hurrrr, urough, urrrrrrrrrough! Ourrrrrugh, urrrrgh, hurrrrr!"
"If what you're saying is true, I think we found ourselves a new home."
"Ouuuuuuuuuuuourgh!"
"Well what the hell're we waiting for?" With that, the two walk off in a seemingly random direction for a few hours and eventually find Rockvale. They follow along a dirt path to find wooden houses, and Padlock asks: "Where the hell can we get a drink?"
"Hurrroughuh!" Usgoh says, meaning 'Follow me.' Padlock does so, and soon they arrive at the tavern.

Inside it was busted up, and there was one man on the ground and a woman talking to him. An innkeeper was cleaning things up, and Padlock's eyes went wide. "Holy shit! What happened here?"

@Azereiah, @Mag Lev
@Empour
Me likey; I'll have the two wander there.
Just a question, would anyone want to come across my characters? Not really sure what to do with them and, until I read through the massive 73 posts in the IC, I don't know where anyone is.
Padlock and Usgoh

On a ferry that took passengers, be they travelers, archaeologists, scholars, visitors or just people looking for somewhere to hide, was an unlikely duo: a human scoundrel, Ulysses or 'Padlock', and a Shafari warrior, one of the last of his kind, Usgoh. Both were here for one reason, and that was to hide from one of the men that they cheated out of a shipment of alcohol, which was illegal in the country they were in, who then put a fifty-thousand dollar bounty on their heads, double if they were dead. Once the ferry docked, Padlock and Usgoh got off and headed to the shore, before running off into the forest, much to the confusion of other passengers.

Once they felt they were far away enough, Padlock and Usgoh stopped and talked. "Thank God I only cheated Artie once, did it again and he would've-" Padlock was cut off by Usgoh roaring, "Roooooooourgh."
"What? Four times? I didn't cheat him four times!"
"Huuuuuuuuuuooooooooourgh."
"Okay, maybe I left out some of the booze bottles a few times, but that's not cheating if he doesn't find out!"
"Hurrrr."
"Yeah, it's cheating if you never deliver it, but still!" The two continued to bicker for a few minutes before stopping and sitting down on a fallen tree.
"Hurrrrr?"
"You tell me what now, you're the native to this place!" With that, they both went silent as they thought about what to do next.

(Anyone is free to bump into Padlock or Usgoh, if not then... Well, they'll just stand in the forest forever)


Might've straight up ripped off Han Solo and Chewbacca... But meh. I'll get to posing tomorrow.

EDIT: Didn't post tomorrow.
OH, I VERY MUCH WANT! I'LL MAKE A STEAMPUNK HAN SOLO AND CHEWBACCA ROGUE WITH A FURRY SIDEKICK MOMENTARILY!

*note that the all caps was meant as a joke so that it would seem that I'm super frigging excited.
Not quite sure how to expand my character's story right now, TBH... I pretty much did everything I could, plus I led him to Glendale where most, if not everyone is.
Bump... Please?
In Legendary 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
"Hey! I might not be the sharpest sword in the armory, but I'm no country hick!" Connor exclaims, before slapping Riz upside the head. "Now, what were going to say, Sheil?" He asks.
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