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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

I'm here! Also, if you don't mind me asking, why the name change?
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
We's is sorry, mastah. We's did nots sees the intros posts, mastah. Please fahgive us, mastah.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Connor grinned as the twins talked about Sheil working at the inn. "I wouldn't mind that." He said with a chuckle, before going to the bar and tapping on it. "Uh, first of all I'd like a pint of ale." Once the bartender passed it to him, he took a drink then continued: "Now, uh... Where can my friends and I get rooms? There're five of us, including me."
@VitaVitaAR
Done. I feel as though mine is shite compared to everyone else's, but I still want to participate.
@Letter Bee, I'm fine with it.
@Neodraconis
Eh, I suppose you could combine the two. I'll edit my relationships for either one.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
You forgot to intro Makarov!
"Hide and seek?" Harry asks, looking at Booker. "What are we, four?" He pauses for a moment, before asking: "Does anyone have any booze? We could get wasted and," he pervily looks at Quinn and Amelia, "anything could happen... Heheheh. If we don't have any booze, then I don't think that there's much of a point to this vacation; I mean, why would high school kids like us go out into the middle of the woods if we're not going to party and drink alcohol, am I right?" While waiting for an answer, he pulls out a cigarette and lights it.
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