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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Rune_Alchemist
(totally didn't miss the post in the IC when gifts happened)

Lawrence took a second to open up his gift, his heart filled with hope that it'd be more money... *gasp* Or maybe donuts! But, that wasn't the case. When Lawrence opened the box, he was greeted by a treasure map, leading to the foot of a mountain. "Oh, cool... I guess. Maybe it'll have some more money so I can start comfortably off." He laughs to himself nervously, before folding up the map and sticking it in his jacket pocket. "Guess you have to get used to odd gifts around these parts, eh?" He asks Grady.
Here's another post because eh.
@Letter Bee
Will do in a sec.


Also, I see you haven't added my first character to your first post in the characters tab; probably due to his three occupations. Just put down scoundrel.
Already have the idea in my head, nothing'll stop me now!
@VitaVitaAR
I could make a New Republic character if you wish. In fact, I already have an idea: Cal's estranged brother, who just so happens to also be a great pilot.
@VitaVitaAR
Just a question, but when do you plan to start?
Harry would be the survivor because as we all know, He pointed his stick once again absent-mindedly. 'The virgin always lives'

I lolled so hard at this.
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