So, I guess now I'm Scared Unicycle.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 12 days ago
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- Joined: 11 yrs ago
- Posts: 2003 (0.52 / day)
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12 days ago
Current
The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
@MissCapnCrunch Woah. That's a bit overkill, don't you think?
@MissCapnCrunch I'd spoil it just to be an asshole, but I'm better than that. Sort of. Maybe... Not entirely.
@Gate Keeper Please. No more wiener fest.
Well, shit. I noticed that Saz posted in the original interest thread, and I linked him/her/it to here, and him/her/it already posted here. Damn my blindness!
@xcalx1dw Dear lord. I have to actually TRY? It's hard enough being funny, but now I have to go through an eight year course...
I guess college is mandatory now.
I guess college is mandatory now.
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Rune_Alchemist
"Hm." Lawrence said(?) to himself after listening to Grady's bit about how the gifts are heartfelt. 'This town is getting stranger by the second... Better than the city, though.' "Maybe there'll be some sort of secret underground city there, thought to be lost millions of years ago, with many secrets and a civilization who hasn't seen outsiders in hundreds of years... Imagine how great it would be to discover this ancient tribe and learn their culture and their way of living. This place could become one of the biggest vacation spots in the world, people coming from miles around to see it!"
"Or maybe it leads to donuts? Sorry, I just REALLY want a donut right now." Chuckles Lawrence, before he takes a drink from his beer.
"Hm." Lawrence said(?) to himself after listening to Grady's bit about how the gifts are heartfelt. 'This town is getting stranger by the second... Better than the city, though.' "Maybe there'll be some sort of secret underground city there, thought to be lost millions of years ago, with many secrets and a civilization who hasn't seen outsiders in hundreds of years... Imagine how great it would be to discover this ancient tribe and learn their culture and their way of living. This place could become one of the biggest vacation spots in the world, people coming from miles around to see it!"
"Or maybe it leads to donuts? Sorry, I just REALLY want a donut right now." Chuckles Lawrence, before he takes a drink from his beer.
@xcalx1dw
Comedian degree? Eight year course? Are you fucking kidding me?
Comedian degree? Eight year course? Are you fucking kidding me?
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