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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Posted, sorry for it being so short, just couldn't think of anything to do in it. Hope it's mmkay that Owen was shot down.
While Cal twiddled his thumbs, waiting for Grogga to finish so he could get his credits, Owen was firing at some of the TIE Interceptors attacking the Ardent Liberty. He wasn't doing it to explode the starships, but rather doing it to weaken them so his companions' shots would do more damage. He flew around, only for a shot to hit his upper right wing, and as such send him to the ground. The X-Wing didn't explode thankfully and Owen hopped out of the cockpit, pulling R2-T5 from his slot so that the droid could come with him. Using his commlink, he tells his teammates: "I'm down, repeat, I'm down!"
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Yvain
While the other casting directors didn't seem too impressed, Lawrence smirked. "Well then..." He paused to drink from his glass of water, the casting directors and the girl most likely thinking he was about to say 'you didn't get the part'. However, one of the most shocking things came out of his mouth: "You've got the parts. Congratulations. Anna," he turned to one of the casting directors, "tell the people outside that the part for the female lead is closed. Thank you."
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Yvain
That was kind of the idea, but... Here's one: 'What are those things! They're eating their heads! MY GOD, THEY'RE EATING THEIR HEADS!'

Cliche is always good in sci-fi horror.
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Simple UnicycleHeads up, never done anything sci-fi involving aliens (was never my thing) but i'll try. So it may take long, but i'll definitely get a post up! Wish me luck, haha.


Just do something cheesy. If you can't think of anything, I can think of one.
@Nallore, @pockets
I hath posted. Sorry for it being so short, didn't know what to write.
@Nallore @pockets
As Norman is pulled to his feet, he screams in pain before falling right onto the table. Most of the people in the cafe freak out, but Norman seems pretty calm. "Yeah, it hurts like hell... Maybe we should get to the hospital before I bleed out? Sorry for asking, I just-*cough* don't have a car to do it myself." He coughs up some blood, before asking: "Could you do that? Or maybe call nine one one?"
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Yvain
Lawrence gets a call from one of his casting directors, asking him to come down and help. "I'm on my way," he replies, before hanging up and yelling to those in the kitchen: "I'm leaving, gotta go down to the casting office! See you all in a few hours!" With that, he drives down to the casting office and walks inside. After a few auditions for different characters, a girl (Nylah) comes in for the role of the female lead in the upcoming sci-fi horror movie, directed by Lawrence of course, 'The Things from Andromeda'.

(feel free to ab-lib something cheesy about aliens attacking)
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Simple Unicycle Hmm... Perhaps our characters could interact despite the age gap. Maybe he directs an upcoming show or movie, or an assistant/partner of his suggests Nylah to be casted and gives him a call? Just trying to help, you're free to reject :)
Or maybe she gets some sort of breakthrough with acting cause of him.
I don't know :0


Hm, that'll work. I'll jump cut to Lawrence leaving, heading to the casting office to get cast for his new movie (which'll probably be a ridiculously named sci-fi horror movie), and Nylah will come in. If you're okay with it, I can have your character coming in when I write my post (you'd write her actions, however), or you can just write her coming in.
Bump.

Also, @Delta44: you making a sheet, fam?
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