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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Meanwhile, Lawrence twiddles his thumbs while sitting on the couch in the living room!
Bump.
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Nice to see everyone's still here


Yeah, everyone, totally didn't forget Simple... Still waiting for someone to talk to Lawrence to post.
"I don't know but I've been told," sang Richard in his distinct Cockney accent, making his way to the dock. Despite not being from a military background or even being from America, he knew quite a variety of military cadences from there. Sometimes he just ab-libbed the words, though this wasn't one of these times. He continued: "Eskimo pussy's mighty cold." A few more songs later and he arrived at the dock, the Crescenzo waiting there. It was rather late, almost six o'clock, and he presumed that he was the last one to arrive.
Just like him to be late.
'Fashionably late,' he thinks to himself. He boards the ship, whistling a tune, and finds a table where there were several keys on it. Or where there was several keys on it. One key left, Room 203. He grabs it, and after shoving it into his pocket walks on. He arrives at the living room, and finds seven people already there. "I'm late to the party I see," Richard walks to a couch and sits in it, sliding down so that his back was almost on the cushion and his legs were far apart in a fat 'v' shape.
"The name's Richard Haddock. The rest of you got names?"
Sorry for not posting, just intimidated by how large some of the posts are, haha. I'll get to writing right away.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
Connor would walk out of his room and straight to the room where his companions were staying. Once he arrived, he knocked on the door, then asked: "What the bloody fucking hell is going on in there?"
A Republic Agent in cover is trying to get one of them, Grogga the Hutt, to reconsider and to try and get the Children of the Emperor to stop their attack due to how it might draw in more Republic Agents.


I guess Cal is just twiddling his thumbs in the corner of the warehouse waiting to talk to Grogga XD
EDIT: Aaaaaand I think I'm going to let this die XD Unless anyone is still interested? Though from the looks of things, I doubt it.


Yeah, I think that I'll just let it die too. I guess my GM-driven style of running an RP doesn't work well in this format, haha.
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44
"Actually," Connor tosses one of the four identical keys to each of his team members, keeping the different one, "it's for me. Rooms are upstairs, have a nice time." He then walks upstairs and heads to his room, unlocking it and stepping inside, examining it.
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Hahahah, I was a little worried you were kdinapped by the zombies :p


Nah, I'm safe, I don't have any brains for them to eat.
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