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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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I bet that this girl will die first.



You may be right, heheheh. But anyway, accepted.
Could someone give me a TL;DR? There's been a lot of long as fuck posts since I last checked, haha.
@OneStoryToMany
I'll get to posting.

Some day...
In Legendary 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Delta44

Connor raises a brow looking at the pole, before saying: "Uh, two rooms please. One for four people, and one for one."
Anyone still interested in doing this? It's been three days since ramblingbard posted, and no one else has replied... So I was just wondering.

@ramblingbard, @Delta44, @Polyphemus, @Beekeeper, @akirashadow
Ooh, interesting. I'll try to get a CS up around tomorrow if I can.


*two days later*
I want the group to find Harry last, breaking down in tears due to the questions he keeps asking.

Because yaaaay, character development!
Yes... Yes... Let the edit flow through you...

Basically I edited my post to fix the error.
@Simple Unicycle: The ship's getting ready to land, it's not landing yet. ^^;


Just meant that he's landing when the ship is landing, in a future tense. I'll edit it if you want, though.
"Well you know until I die, all I wanna do is fly, I've flown an X-Wing, a TIE Fighter, and a Corvette, it blows away all the mercs I've met." Sings Cal, who's flying into the planet with a large supply of spice in his cargo. He was going to Nar Shaadaa to meet Grogga the Hutt, who had ordered some of the drug for the meeting, and was promised five thousand credits for it. Five thousand... That'd help get him a used astromech droid, which'd be handy for a freelancer like him.

Soon, he landed on the planet near the warehouse where all the crime lords were meeting. He hopped out of his ship, making sure his blaster was at his side in case things went sour, and threw on his cap. Whistling the tune he had sung earlier, he walked to the warehouse with a smile on his face. 'Five thousand creds...' Repeated in his mind the whole walk there. He finally arrived and walked in, heading straight for Grogga.

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Owen flew far behind the Ardent Liberty due to being support fire, though still stayed on edge for reasons unknown. To take his mind off things, he started to sing the same song Cal had sung, albeit altered slightly: "Well you know until I die, all I wanna do is fly, I've flown an X-Wing, a B-Wing, and a Corvette, it blows away all the dark jedi I've met." The song gave him some confidence, and he breezed through the rest of the flight without much care, though still with the lingering thought of being incinerated at any time...

Before he knew it, they were entering the atmosphere and were almost ready to land. 'Phew', he thought, 'got through it without a surprise attack.' He continued on, docking with the Ardent Liberty when it docked.
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