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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 12 days ago
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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Star Wars: Dark Secrets of the Empire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@Simple Unicycle: That's your choice. One of the crime lords would tie him into things easier, though.


Alrighty then. One more question, then I'll post: I should have him be dropping it off for one of the crime lords at the warehouse they're meeting at, right?
In Star Wars: Dark Secrets of the Empire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So... Should Cal be smuggling the spice for one of the crime lords or should it just be some other dude on the planet?
In Star Wars: Dark Secrets of the Empire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by PyroDash888>



I literally just watched that movie last night.

Also, dear Vita, it's tomorrow; where's the IC?
In Undertale: Above the Ground → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
So... How to intro Sans and Papyrus?
In Spotlight → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@zellected totally, but if you plan on having already created uncle/aunts be the parents, check with them first if that's okay


Even then, zellected has limit options for the age range, considering that the uncles are age 27-31. Can't be older than 9 if the parent is Jacob, can't be older 10 if the parent is Golder, and can't be older than 13 if the parent is Lawrence. Unless, of course, one of them decided to be a parent when they were a teen/pre-teen haha.
In Star Wars: Dark Secrets of the Empire → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
OOC is almost 200 posts long and the IC hasn't even been posted.

Dayum.
In Undertale RP? → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Interest Checks
@booksmusicanime
Wait, you're not gonna play Papyrus? Last post with who was playing who, you said that you would... Oh well. If he's free, then I'll take him, too. But, between your two ideas for a human OC, I'd suggest a twenty year old painter.
In The Minds of the Living (Uncharted Style RP) → 10 yrs ago Forum: General Interest Checks
Pretty much exactly what I said above; he'll be a normal guy who went to college, graduated, and went digging. Found a map to the secret bunker/base/air field/whatever and was captured shortly after.

Also, let's continue this in PMs; don't want to clog up this thread.
In The End is Near: Zombie Apocalypse → 10 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ViolentViolet
Well hey, once he runs out of ammo then Nate'll be practically useless; pretty much all he'll be able to do is punch zombies, and you can make him horrible with a melee weapon (never mentioned him being good at that, did I?).
In Spotlight → 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Yeah, we just have too many children. We still need aunts, cousins and more family friends.
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