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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@Aisling
Yeah, just been so long since there's been a reply in the IC that I assumed it was dead, haha. If you want, I can get a post up.
@Simple Unicycle Ehehehe....oh hey! Is that an ice cream van I hear? *runs away*

Yeah...in truth I only played Fallout 3 and New Vegas. Still have yet to play 4 BUT I WILL....as soon as I can get the bills paid here. <.<


For shame.
... Okay, I just realized that he ripped off Fallout 4's Vault 111, most likely because that's the only one he's played. So GM, know that Vault 111 was seriously the only Vault that froze it's residence.
Kinda have to agree with the Unicycle on this one. This....I don't even know what to say about it. I was honestly thinking of joining this, but one glimpse at the IC and I'm surprised my eyeballs didn't pop out of their sockets and commit seppuku! Yes this is the free section, where anything goes, but still. You want your posts to be legible and understandable at least. I couldn't make heads or tails of that clusterfuck of verbal spunk.

Secondly, if you're going to do a fandom RP for Fallout or for any, it is very important that you stick to the lore already established. I get you wanna add a new twist to the formula, but enough drops of sodium into a bucket of water will just burn your pubes off. Instead of Australia, what about maybe a setting in California or Texas? Hell, why not just stick with the original DC wasteland?

Lastly this. I understand you're probably trying to capture the sandbox feel of the Fallout series, but truth be told, even those games had an underlying narrative for all the faffing about in the wasteland. What about two factions duking it out like the Enclave and the Brotherhood of Steel or Caesar's Legion and the NCR, or better yet what if the wastelanders had to band together against a rising threat? Maybe there was some new faction coming into power, quickly gaining influence until it began full scale conquest, and it was up to you and others, just a couple of bandits, marauders, and other undesirables to face it head on? I'm just throwing some shit out here to help you.


Because I like to point out errors, the Capital Wasteland wasn't the original setting for the Fallout series. In fact, it was actually the American southwest, I.E. California, Nevada, and Arizona. Hasn't been a canon game in Texas to my knowledge, though, could very well use that state. That, or you could just put it in another completely different state, for I example I used Oregon in my Fallout RP (that never took off).
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@Yvain
Most of the casting directors looked shocked when Nylah asked for Lawrence's name, though he wasn't surprised. "The name's Lawrence Reyes. Anyhow, the schedule and the script's right here," he points to a large packet and a single piece of paper on the desk, "see ya Wednesday."
Bump.
Can you ship what has already sailed?


Though I laughed when I read this, I'm not sure if it's a joke about hookers or if it's a statement about the current ships. Probably the former, but still.
@Diggerton
That's gr8 m8 r8 8/8 m8 no h8 m8.
But yeah, still here.
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Poor Harry. Alright! :) Quirry, Serry and Hamy.


You forgot Hooker.

Wait...
Someone do one for Harry, because he's lonely af right now.
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