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12 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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(I did it!)

Sans and Papyrus, the skeleton bros, were sitting at their table eating breakfast. While Sans poured ketchup on a burger, Papyrus ate his spaghetti, which was rock hard from the cold. Despite being above ground and having all this warmth, they were a bit home sick, and decided to live in the coldest place they could find. 'New Snowdin', they named it. Ah yes, it was a nice place to live indeed, where all the monsters, humans, and dogs could live together in peace and harmony... Good ol' New Snowdin. Lovely town.
AND NATHAN AWOKE! Though all of his companions were already interacting with each other and going about their daily tasks, he had spent his morning sleeping in a camping chair just outside the RV, having kept watch during the night and falling asleep at around five in the morning. In his left hand was his shotgun, which was lying down on his lap, the barrel pointing to his right. Strangely, the apocalypse hadn't affected his mental state too bad, no no, 'Nam had already done that... Was he in the Vietnam War? See, this is what schizophrenia does.

Oh well. With a sigh, he stood up from the chair, putting his shotgun down in it, and walked into the RV. He took a half empty plastic bottle of water, labeled 'Nate', and drank from it, before grabbing a sandwich that was covered in a paper wrapping that also said 'Nate'. He unwrapped it, put the water back, then shut the fridge door and walked back outside with his sandwich. 'What a lovely way to wake up,' he thought to himself, 'in the middle of a zombie apocalypse with a bunch of kids who probably wouldn't even know the difference between a Glock and an M9 if it wasn't for me...'
He took a bite from his sandwich.
Holy fuck it's good.
And another promise is broken by me. I'll get one up soon. I will. Believe me. Sometime.....
FUCKING SHITE I NEED TO POST! I PROMISE I'll get a post up tonight, even if it means the death of me. *proceeds to read MAD until eleven*
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
@luclovers, @CallMeChaotix, @KahleenCuthald, @Koda, @Saz, @MissCapnCrunch
"Gala? Alright then, I'm game. What time is it?" Lawrence asks, before sitting down at the table.
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For the record, I was hoping to get Enrique, Aldrich, and maybe Cassy over to Rockvale to pick you up. Felt like they'd make a good team. If you're interested, I can mention you when they reach there.


Alright then, go for it.
In Spotlight 10 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Love how literally no one gives a flying fuck that Lawrence came into the house, shouted that he was back, and walked into the kitchen.
<Snipped quote by Simple Unicycle>

Man will be missed. I dug his stuff.

Anyway take care man.


Yeah, listening to Space Oddity and crying over my keyboard at the same time.

But you too. I might jump back in if I don't have anything to do, in which case Han and Chewie Ulysses and Usgoh might just randomly come across a group of players.
I've honestly lost interest in this. Mainly because I went to the tavern and not a single damn person interacted with me, and I don't have a single fucking clue what's going on to catch up and try to jump in.

Nice subtitle, though. RIP David Bowie and all that crap.
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