Okay, I PROMISE I'll get a post up later today. I have to go to school soon, and I don't want to waste the rest of the time I have typing.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 12 days ago
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12 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
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Battle Royale: High School Students Fight to the Death to Please The Government!
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Casual Roleplay
Bump Episode IV: A New Hope
@Delta44
With a sigh, Connor replies: "Fine. Only because I don't want your head to be ripped off on accident, then I'd be one merc shorter..." As he heads out the door with Sheil, he turns to Tiz. "Make sure your brother and the orc don't kill each other." And then he leaves, going back to his room.
With a sigh, Connor replies: "Fine. Only because I don't want your head to be ripped off on accident, then I'd be one merc shorter..." As he heads out the door with Sheil, he turns to Tiz. "Make sure your brother and the orc don't kill each other." And then he leaves, going back to his room.
Interesar.
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Caldwell's Academy of Magical Talents and Draconic Arts- Year 3
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10 yrs ago
Forum: Free Roleplay
I am trying to revive it but I need help. And the last class is still is not done with the testing...:(
Do not fret then, for Simple is here to help!
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Somehow.
Writing up a post of Sans and Papyrus eating breakfast because why not. Just have one question, though: if this is post-pacifist, does that mean that all the characters are out of the Underground? Or did they go back because why not? Or did we not choose post-pacifist at all? Sorry, just... really confused.
@Blizz
Well yeah, I understand. I tried helping him by pointing out errors and telling him that, to be a good RPer, he needs to improve these things. So of course he PMs me saying that he doesn't like me, that it's his first RP, and that he doesn't have to play by the games (but he does if he wants it to be a good RP).
Well yeah, I understand. I tried helping him by pointing out errors and telling him that, to be a good RPer, he needs to improve these things. So of course he PMs me saying that he doesn't like me, that it's his first RP, and that he doesn't have to play by the games (but he does if he wants it to be a good RP).
@KahleenCuthald (misspelled the tag in my post), @CallMeChaotix (because apparently he's also in the house)
@guineamania
As Owen took cover behind his downed X-Wing, he saw a YT-2400 freighter landing nearby. "Doesn't look like an Imperial ship... What is it, T5?" He asks his droid, which let out a few beeps. "You don't know? Damn." The hatch opened, and Owen raised his pistol. With R2-T5 following close behind, he walked towards it. "Who the hell are you? Identify yourself, I have a blaster and I'm not afraid to use it!"
That was a lie. Owen, while a great shot with pistols, had never actually shot anybody with one. In fact, he had never killed anyone or anything in his life; that was for the other pilots to do. Still, he aimed it at the hatch.
As Owen took cover behind his downed X-Wing, he saw a YT-2400 freighter landing nearby. "Doesn't look like an Imperial ship... What is it, T5?" He asks his droid, which let out a few beeps. "You don't know? Damn." The hatch opened, and Owen raised his pistol. With R2-T5 following close behind, he walked towards it. "Who the hell are you? Identify yourself, I have a blaster and I'm not afraid to use it!"
That was a lie. Owen, while a great shot with pistols, had never actually shot anybody with one. In fact, he had never killed anyone or anything in his life; that was for the other pilots to do. Still, he aimed it at the hatch.
"Smile and wave... Smile and wave..." Said Lawrence, before doing exactly what it was that he said as he walked to his car. "So yeah, see you this Wednesday at seven AM, don't be late." He said as he got into his car, before driving back to his sister's home. As he walked through the door, he yelled: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Larry!"
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