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11 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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@BlackPanther @Archmage MC @KatherinWinter

"I was just beat from the rest of the course. I mean, come on, I'm just a normal human! All I have are my wits, some training, and my grappling gun." Walter said to Light after she said something about setting a precedent with the last obstacle. When the white-haired guy, Jasper if he recalls correctly, said that he was awesome on the course, Walter grinned, and his mask recreated the expression with a smiley face.

"Thanks! And yeah, those walls... Not fun. Not fun at all." Jasper said something to Light, then said that Walter's mask was cool. "Yeah, it is pretty awesome. This is actually the original Rorschach's mask, y'know. My dad took it for safe keeping after Rorschach was vaporized by Doctor Manhattan. Bet he never thought I would want to use it, haha."

After a moment, Walter said "Man, it's really hard to see in this." With that, he took off his cap and mask, revealing his face to the group for the first time. He held the mask in his hand, and brushed some hair out of his eyes. "I have no clue how Rorschach could see with this mask on 24/7. Not even an exaggeration, the dude almost never took it off."
@BlackPanther @Archmage MC @KatherinWinter
"Wow." Walter says, after seeing Light's wormhole power in use. "That was so awesome! I wish I could do that." After a moment or two of hesitation, he decided to say screw it and go through the course. "Now, let's see how well a normal little human like me can do this." With that, he clapped his hands together and walked towards the first part of the course.

The first part was easy. After all, he had enhanced agility, skill as an acrobat, and, if he decided to be lazy, a freaking grappling gun. But he wasn't lazy. At least not yet. So, he decided to use his natural skills and jumped from platform to platform. This was rather easy for him, and, before he knew it, he had cleared the first part of the test.

The second part was a bit harder. Walter was strong, but not on superhuman levels as he was just a normal human being with a bit of training. Nonetheless, he tried the second part of the test. He found it to be a bit easier than expected, after all his body was pretty small, but it was still a struggle. His arms gave out at the midway point, but when he tried again he managed to clear it. 'Two down, four to go' Walter thought to himself.

The third part would be easier. At least he hoped it would. Walter got himself into a good position, planting his arms on the wall and then his feet, and began climbing. At about the a quarter of the way up, he began to falter, but nonetheless powered through it. It was three fourths of the way up that he began to think he would fall and break his neck or something. This fear caused him to freeze, before he shook his head to clear the thought, and continued on, despite the ache in his arms and legs. 'Three down, three to go' Walter thought after clearing the third part.

After a few moments of resting and telling himself that it'll all be worth it when he graduates and becomes a real hero, Walter got up and went through with the fourth part. Again, he thought it would be easy, but he was wrong. He nearly fell six times before he finished, and he almost resorted to just using his grappling gun to get to the other side, but decided against it. 'That would go against the spirit of the course,' he thought to himself. 'Then again, that Light girl used a wormhole to get past the sixth part...' Shaking the thought off, he continued through until he got to the end of it.

Part five was the part that Walter was worried about. He was definitely strong enough to lift 50 pounds, but there were multiple walls, all just going up in weight. The first wall was easy. Second wall was easy. Third wall he was a bit strained. Fourth wall he was strained. Fifth wall he thought he was going to be crushed. He powered through, repeating to himself "it's all gonna be worth it, it's all gonna be worth it, it's all gonna be worth it..." Finally, he finished that part, his arms feeling like they were on fire. His legs weren't as bad, but they were still pained.

When he reached the sixth part, Walter just gave up using his natural skill. He pulled out his grappling gun, aimed it at a rafter above the top of the ramp, fired, and flied through the air and onto the rafter. He then retracted the hook into the grappling gun, dropped down onto the top of the ramp, picked himself up, and brushed imaginary dirt off his jacket. Tipping his newsboy cap at Beast, Walter slid down the ramp and rejoined his group.

"You guys should try that without any powers... It ain't easy, I'll tell you that much." The inkblots on his mask moved to make a stereotypical dead face (x's for eyes, and a frown with the tongue sticking out).
>Be me
>Be in this RP
>Be in gym class
>Behind on posting
>Doesn't know what's going on other than we're doing a training thing
>Write seven paragraphs of Walter going through training thing
>Realize @RumikoOhara's character was gonna go next
>ohcrap.jpeg
>Quickly copy+paste everything into .txt file
>Write greentext explanation of my current predicament


Basically, what I'm doing is asking Rumiko if my character can go first. So, Rumiko... Can I?

EDIT: Forget it, I'm just gonna post it.
...
*cough*
Walter Dreiberg, or Rorschach, walked up to the school. He held a schedule in his hand, double-checking his classes. Yep, he should have gym about now. He remembers how hectic the morning was. Walter had just woken up, and got dressed into his costume, when his parents received a call about the attack. So, thankfully, he got to stay home for half of the day.

And this led to him sleeping. And the sleeping led to oversleeping. And oversleeping led to now, being late to gym class on his first day. Folding the schedule and stuffing it into his pocket, Walter broke into a sprint, trying to get to class as fast as possible. Hopefully the teacher won't notice he's late. Hopefully.

With that, Walter slipped into the gym, seeing people already doing their activities. He saw no sign of the teacher, so hopefully he could just slip into a random group. He saw a group of three people, with a guy with black hair, a guy with white hair, and a... Girl? 'Yeah, that... It... She... Seems like a girl,' Walter thought to himself. Okay, yeah, a girl with blue hair. He also noticed the black haired guy had a cast around his ankle.

Slipping into the group, Walter said: "Hey there. Hopefully I'm not late, but if I am, can you guys hide me from the teacher? Oh, the name's Walter by the way, but my hero name is Rorschach. Just go with whatever floats your boat."

@Archmage MC @BlackPanther
So, uh... Do I just post? I mean, I might need a bit of an explanation of what's going on first, though.
Finally, here's my character!

My only goal is to escape the apartment.

Obviously won't happen, of course.
Great, I'll get to working on a character now.
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