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As the GM once said, spots are unlimited, just as the title implies.
As the GM once said, spots are unlimited, just as the title implies.
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 10 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
@ineffable
No, the people who are old are just dicking around being old while the young'uns deal with the villains.
No, the people who are old are just dicking around being old while the young'uns deal with the villains.
@ineffable
Yes and yes. The four peeps that aren't old are Rookie, Lizard, Shazam, and Polarity Man, with Supergirl (who wasn't sneezed on) on the way to help.
Yes and yes. The four peeps that aren't old are Rookie, Lizard, Shazam, and Polarity Man, with Supergirl (who wasn't sneezed on) on the way to help.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
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I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I'm joining.
I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it.
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I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I'm joining.
@ineffable
Okay, here's the rundown: Doctor Fate, this magical motherfucker, showed up after a long ass time of being MIA and warned us about Extant, this other (evil) magical motherfucker. He was beat up and sick, and everyone was there, and he just so happened to sneeze on four peeps. Note that, because it's important.
So then Extant shows up, turns Fate and Wildcat old (they're both actually in their 90s or something, but look younger for reasons), then does the same to the rest to us. But remember the peeps that got snot-rocketed? They're still young and hip. To keep them from going after him, Extant turns three of us into evil versions of themselves, and is either still in the building or fucked off to go somewhere else.
Also Supergirl's showing up to help us but eh.
EDIT: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug I'm confused, is it four or five people that Fate bathed in his mucus?
Okay, here's the rundown: Doctor Fate, this magical motherfucker, showed up after a long ass time of being MIA and warned us about Extant, this other (evil) magical motherfucker. He was beat up and sick, and everyone was there, and he just so happened to sneeze on four peeps. Note that, because it's important.
So then Extant shows up, turns Fate and Wildcat old (they're both actually in their 90s or something, but look younger for reasons), then does the same to the rest to us. But remember the peeps that got snot-rocketed? They're still young and hip. To keep them from going after him, Extant turns three of us into evil versions of themselves, and is either still in the building or fucked off to go somewhere else.
Also Supergirl's showing up to help us but eh.
EDIT: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug I'm confused, is it four or five people that Fate bathed in his mucus?
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EPISODE 5
KIDS THESE DAYS
EPISODE 5
KIDS THESE DAYS
It was just after they had gotten off the jet from St. Roch that the alert came in: Doctor Fate was in the tower, and he was injured. Question, along with his group, made their way to the gym to find the legendary man on the ground, with Wildcat attending to him. He explained the situation, then sneezed on a group of four. Rose voiced Question's thoughts perfectly at that very moment.
As if on cue, Extant appeared in the room. 'Powerful foe. Able to manipulate reality to his own will. Need to find way to distract him, have Superman deliver final blow, and-' The masked conspiracy theorist's thoughts came to a sudden halt, as Extant aged Wildcat and Doctor Fate to their proper ages, before aging the rest of the League as well. As his body became weaker, his hair grayed, and his pseudoderm mask barely held onto his wrinkling face, he barely had time to notice that the four Doctor Fate had sneezed on were unaffected before he collapsed.
A few moments later, the old man pushed himself up. "You damn hooligan! Look at what you did to..." Question paused. "Who's that guy?" He took off his fedora and scratched his head in confusion, noticing a woman around his own age firing pistols at that one whatshisface before pulling out a sword, then swinging it around before feeling her eyes and stumbling back against the wall. 'What's that lady's name again...? I dunno, but I feel like she's an asshole... What was I thinking about?' The now-elderly conspiracy theorist paid no mind to his elderly teammates, young teammates, and temporarily evil teammates while he wondered what the hell this building was and why all these people were here.
Submitted for the loling approval of the Midnight Society, Kitty's reply to one of my statuses that has since been deleted by myself.
EDIT: Well, maybe that's just her opinion, but no one, NO ONE, says that Adam West wasn't the best Batman on my watch.
EDIT: Well, maybe that's just her opinion, but no one, NO ONE, says that Adam West wasn't the best Batman on my watch.
@The Angry Goat What face?
@Archmage MC He'll probably use some form of a paradox to distract her. "What would happen if Pinocchio said 'my nose will grow'?"
@Archmage MC
Fucking dammit, I didn't notice that. I'll edit her name in in a sec.
Fucking dammit, I didn't notice that. I'll edit her name in in a sec.
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