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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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For those of you who aren't in the Discord chat, us folks came to the conclusion that Extant has a bunch of suppressed fetishes. Or more specifically they all theorized that he's into hentai due to him turning Toon Girl into an anime character and Warden into a dude who has tentacle-esque vines, while I, being the faceless detective man with the mysterious mojo, came to the conclusion that he was into old people scat hentai.

It's canon now. Deal with it.
So now Clayface has a stick of dynamite in it's gut and a chair flying at it's head.

It must be just loving life right about now.


*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Remember when I said he'd be up tonight or tomorrow? Yeah, I lied. Right now I just need to add bio and sample post and he should be done. Of course, that's gonna take a while for me to think of, but eh. Might also add another weakness because I feel like he might need another to better balance it out.
And no, that's not the guy who's playing the Flash as the appearance, the hell are you talking about?

Working on my spin on Daredevil, should be up tonight or tomorrow.
EPISODE 5


The Question had taken to staring blankly ahead and scratching his head, ignoring the carnage around him. 'The Illuminati is selling sex to children... No, that's the boy brands... Or was it bands?' Taking the time to sort through his conspiracy theories that were getting harder and harder to remember by the second, he didn't notice the reptilian young woman in the room until she grabbed him and another man in this weird suit.

Wait. Reptilian woman?

'That's not right... Hurm... Reptiles, reptiles, reptiles... A-ha! Reptiles are products of the Girl Scouts, manufactured to lower populations in boggy and dry biomes! ... Or was it the Illuminati who manufactured them?' The old man paid no mind to the fact that the reptilian woman was taking him away from the danger, instead shouting for his dear life: "THERE'S A HUMANOID, PEOPLE-EATING REPTILE HERE! EVACUATE, EVACUATE, EVACUATE! I REPEAT, THERE'S A..." Question trailed off for a moment.

She had led him and the other guy to this room with a bunch of monitors. For a brief second, Question felt a sense of familiarity with this room, though from how he remembered it it was much smaller, there was only one monitor, and for some reason the wallpaper was peeling. However, that sense of familiarity was gone the next second, instead shock and fear returning as his eyes set on the reptilian woman for what he thought was the first time. Tuning out what she said, the old man shouted at the top of his lungs: "AGH! A HUMANOID, PEOPLE-EATING REPTILE! EVERYONE OUT, I'LL HOLD HER OFF!"

The old man took a fighting stance, which quickly relaxed into a normal pose after a few seconds, the Question staring blankly ahead. "Why's my face got no face?" He asks after a moment.
@ineffable
Exposition Man to the rescue!
Okay, so those folks that are evil right now are all attacking Ravager for some reason. We're in the training room IIRC, and Rookie just took some sticks of dynamite (thrown by Toon Girl) and stuck them in Clayface's stomach. This is just from skimming, gonna go back and read them all in case I got something wrong.
Unaffected peeps are Rookie, Lizard, Polarity Man, and Captain Marvel/Shazam, with Supergirl on the way to help. Temp. evil peeps are Toon Girl, Clayface, and the Warden.
Exposition Man, AWAY!
I found a bread machine at school one time and just carried it around all day.

@AngelofOctober
Sounds pretty neat. Really hope that Member will allow for a Symbiote because I wanna see how that character would play out, haha.
@AngelofOctober From the OP: "All characters don't have to be tied to past Marvel characters, but I'd prefer at least half of them to be."
@Member 00492
Torn between a descendant of Luke Cage or Matt Murdock, though as I said in the JLU Discord I'm leaning towards Murdock.
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