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10 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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7 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Got everybody in the pic but Whiplash. Just used the head I had for Toon Girl hiding behind Monny...



-00492


Okay, so we have:
- Forensics analyst turned hero wearing a phallus bullet shaped helmet (Bulleteer).
- Villain's daughter turned hero turned merc turned back to hero (Ravager).
- Mentally disturbed reporter turned conspiracy theorist hero/detective (Question).
- Air Force pilot turned (almost) pure radiation guy with a mech turned hero (Polarity Man).
- Lex Corp sponsored racer turned Lex Corp sponsored racer hero/sell-out (Mr. Clutch).
- Southern rape child of a humanoid crocodile turned hero (Lizard).
- Canadian blue collar worker turned reluctant hero (Rookie).
- Amnesiac plant guy turned hero (Warden).
- Cartoon-esque person from another dimension turned hero (Toon Girl).
- Cab driver turned magical hero (Shazam).
- Orphan turned magical hero/entertainer (Gypsy).
- Texan kid turned cowboy themed hero (Whiplash).
- Daughter of Superman who was basically always meant to be a hero (Supergirl).
- Physics major turned team medic/hero (Apollex).
- Giant, sentient shapeshifting blob of mud/clay turned hero (Clayface).
- Billionaire turned not-so-billionaire turned billionaire turned hero (Blue Beetle).

Someone said it before, I'll say it again, this is the weirdest fucking Justice League EVER.
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I love it.
Getting a WIP up to give an idea of what I'm going for before I start on the bio, just so I don't finish up the character and then get rejected for something I didn't notice. Not really satisfied with what's already there, might add some more once I get the full sheet up. He'd probably fall into low-low tier or medium-low tier, I'm guessing.

@Sir Lurksalot
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Wrong tab, bud.
@Blackstripe
Yeah, was planning on having him be a hero for a year or so already. And your character lives in Hub City? Well, looks like we might see one of the oddest team-ups ever in this RP: Captain Marvel and The Question. Er, a team-up of their analogues that is.
Forgot to mention in the interest check, but November 3rd is actually my birthday, haha.

Anyway, will do an analogue for either The Question or Green Arrow, though I'll more than likely go with the Question unless someone else wants him. I'll get the CS up tonight or tomorrow.
@Crossfire
"Should be getting there in about two hours, but that's assuming we don't run into a band of wackjob pirates, mercs, etcetera that want our heads on a silver platter." Ace replies, then grins at Alessio. "And tell the missus I said good morning." As Alessio walks away, Ace turns back to Seth, "Don't worry about me and the Cap reminiscing about old times, once you've been with us for a while longer you'll have a shitload of stories to tell yourself. Er, more than you already tell of course."

(Sorry for the late replies, just haven't been sure what to write for this.)
At this rate, all of my RPs will be fandom RPs based off of comics.
Screw it, I'm interested.
<Snipped quote by Damo021>

A Tamaranean would be funny as all hell; Duncan has a poster in his room that'd be very awkward to explain... XD


Remember that thing that we talked about in the Discord?

That can happen now.
@Member 00492 Alrighty then. Tell me what you think when you read through the rest, I'm kinda proud of this sheet.

Anyway, since we have a Daredevil, any plans for a futuristic version of Kingpin in this?
He's done.

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