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11:32 PM, March 27th
The Wedge; Hub City, Illinois


'Question's journal, March 27th 2020; Entry #4
The city. It screams for deliverance from its pain. Salvation I cannot provide. I am just man. These metas, GODS, can. Without them, Hub would still be in chaos. Its screams would shatter my ear drums. Now, they are faint whispers. Near silent, but there.

The GODS may take care of the larger problems. But the residual mess left over? I shall handle.'


A yelp for help nearby. He answers it. The man wields a switchblade. His arm shakes. First robbery. His arm snaps as easily as a wet cookie crumbles. Tears and snot stream down his face as he cries for his mother. Pathetic. "No one can save you now."

The woman runs, screaming louder. He makes his leave.

He hasn't slept for five days. Hasn't gone to work for two. Too busy patrolling. His clothing is stained from garbage, blood (most of it not his), and sweat. The only thing keeping him running are the sugar cubes in his pocket, of which there are now just four.

Roll up mask. Unwrap cube. Put in mouth. Chew. Pull mask down. Drop wrapping. Three left.

He continues his crusade.

---

Bruce had been watching the faceless man work for some time now, noting his rough technique as he broke the arm of what was surely the latest in a long line of desperate criminals. A rough technique, yes that seemed to sum up the man nicely.

The Question didn't seem to notice even as Bruce stalked him from nearby, whether from a rooftop or a shadowed corner. Truthfully, Bruce's skills with ninjutsu likely deserved less credit than the simple matter of the vigilante's exhaustion. He was driving himself past human limits, lost in his work and likely to slip.

That sheer resolve was part of what had brought the Question to Bruce's attention, but it might also destroy the man before he had time to realize his potential.

Well, it was time to find out which would come first.

Bruce stepped out of hiding just as The Question finished beating some poor fool into submission, studying his body language to try and gauge him for reactions without being able to see his face.

"So, this is what passes for a hero in Hub City these days? I'm not exactly disappointed but you've got a lot to learn."

---

Gang member. Can tell by the way he walks, the necktie around his ankle ('Fashion statements are weird'), and of course the sagging pants containing a Glock. It was easy enough to drop from his perch on the fire escape and land on him, before beating him to a bloody pulp.

He was just about to leave, after another sugar cube of course, when a man stepped out of the shadows and spoke. The Question tensed as the man spoke of how he wasn't disappointed and that the vigilante had a 'lot to learn'.

He gave the man a once over, also searching the surroundings for any weapons ('The gun, the trashcan lid, the pipe.'). He responded tersely, "Not hero. Just man trying to do good. Want hero, look for Arcana, our resident God."

Bruce arched an eyebrow at both the quickness of the physical response and the humility of the verbal one. This was going to be interesting.

"The world needs heroes among men as well as Gods. A man trying to do good seems like a good place to start. All the old heroes started that way, you know."

"A problem that the Actor Activists had: one of their own wasn't happy being a man. He desired to be a God. That's why they were outlawed in the first place, hm?"

Bruce's mouth twisted like he tasted something bitter for a moment, then smoothed over again. "That hasn't stopped you from doing what's right, and it won't stop others from doing the same. You see wrongness in the world and you try to correct it, because you can't sit by while the world spins wildly out of balance. I'm interested in helping you to do that without killing yourself in the process."

"Truly, we've forgetten everything that makes us more than house pets. We've devolved into fighting and killing one another, both in the streets and on battlefields. There is no reason, no truth, no justice in this world." Question pauses, fumbling to take out another sugar cube. As he chews on it, he feels like he can continue on once more. "... So you'll help me? How, exactly?"

"I can give you training, skills that put you above the common thug on the street in a fight and let you do more before you have to resort to keeping yourself standing with sugar and grit. I've seen you fight and you're not bad. But you can be much more. I can make your body a weapon for your mind to wield as you see fit. With enough work, I can teach you to walk through a crowd howling for your blood without taking a scratch or stand equal with some of the most dangerous killers on the planet. I can also offer you some perspective, if you need it. Of course, how much you actually learn depends on you."

The offer was tempting. Though the man used some rather interesting words for it, Question understood the core: 'I'll teach you to fight'. He didn't know what the man was talking about with perspective, but still. Maybe the perspective was understanding what he was talking about when he said perspective?

... Damn he needed to sleep. But first, this. "... I accept your offer." As his hand fumbled for his pocket and the sugary treats inside, his vision darkened, and finally he fell into unconsciousness. 'Damn... My... Insomnia.'
Here's my fourth character, a Captain Atom analogue. He won't be intro'd till Year 2, but still, I'm putting him here anyway.

Powerhouse Ultra Tier
EPISODE 9: MAGNETIC NIGHTMARE
Featuring @ineffable as Apollex and @Simple Unicycle as the Question


'Q? What is it with everyone calling me Q...?' Question pondered to himself as his companion asked for a quick analysis on the situation. The detective hummed slightly, a tinge of sarcasm evident in his voice as he spoke: "Situation easy to analyze: Building on fire, scientists and guards still inside, need our help. We should be going." With that, the faceless hero sprinted into the building, searching for anyone still inside. Spotting a wounded scientist, Question pointed her out to Apollex and yelled, "Tend to her wounds! Will look for more!" before continuing on in his search.

"Gotcha" Apollex threw a quick glance at Question before she followed him into the building. Her eyes caught the scientist's as she rushed on over, kneeling slightly. Apollex placed a hand over a large wound on the scientist's leg. It was gushing blood and Apollex almost recoiled as her delicate fingers sank into the mess.
"Stay still, this won't hurt." She gave a quick smile to the scientist before withdrawing into herself.
The noises of everything around her faded into silence as she started reciting. The words drew on every syllable as she pushed a certain amount of strength into them. She finished the recitation and opened her eyes. The wound had disappeared, only leaving streaks of blood on her hand. She helped the scientist up and ushered her to the door, running back to Question.
@ineffable
Gonna post what we have of that collab, because we kinda need GM involvement to continue it.
@Hawlin
We can have two of each role, doesn't really matter. Hell, we have, like, three frigging pilots.
12:54 AM, March 13th
East Haven Residential, Hub City


A low hum rumbled from behind Grim's mask, the voice modulator catching the noise and deepening it to something akin to a growl. The vigilante had crouched, taking in the bootprints that appeared under the light coming from their visor and silently recording the path they took through the room and back out. She didn't suppose she'd be so lucky that it would lead right to Electrocutioner, though. The other two in her presence were speaking as well, Grim only flicking her gaze to them briefly before returning to the prints in front of her.

"Yes." She responded simply, to both of their queries. It was tempting to just leave it at that, and a few years ago she would've, but having a sidekick at the very least made it easier to cooperate with others. Hopefully the puppy and Trenchcoat weren't moody teenagers under their disguises at least. "Electrocutioner. Escaped prison a week ago. Has a grudge against Lessee - had, now."

---

"So, does he like...call himself that?" Arcana couldn't help but ask, carefully watching every move the stranger made. "Also, what are we supposed to call you?"

Still, it was good to know the psuedonym of the person behind all of this. Behind the murders she was being blamed for. While their new "friend" didn't seem to be much for words, she also didn't appear to be interesting in fighting them. When it came to meeting new people, Karen found there was about a fifty-fifty chance of it going either way.

"Do you think this guy intended to frame me?"

---

"Hurm. New 'friend' said that Electrocutioner had a grudge against Commissioner Lessee. Likely he just meant to murder the commissioner and his wife, and people assumed it was you. Maybe he intended to frame you... Hunh. Must investigate further." The Question tapped his chin, pulling out his journal and scribbling in some quick notes on the case.

'Suspect: Electrocutioner, can control electricity, escaped from prison a week ago; had grudge against victim, and has had past dealings with gasmask guy.' The vigilante then shut his journal, pocketing it once more. He turned to the others, crossing his arms as he said to the new arrival: "Unclear who you are. Would like to know."

---

"Probably just an easy out. No doubt he'd have gone after Lessee with or without you here. It'd be best to find him quickly - he used a pair of gauntlets last time, probably made new ones but in the time span he had they may not be perfected yet." Well, no more perfected than them being enough to fry two people. Hopefully the thing had run out of juice, though it was hard to say if it wouldn't be back up to full power as it neared twenty four hours since the crime. Grim finally rose up to turn back to the other two, once more eyeing them beneath the stoic visage of her mask. Princess Puppy probably wasn't in much danger considering her own powers, but Trenchcoat was a mystery. Still, they had asked a question and it would be rude to not respond - not that she ever really cared before. That was obvious.

"I am known as Grim."

---

"Spoopy," Arcana replied.

Karen didn't like the idea of some crazy serial killer bringing his old grudges into her town, though, and so she would gladly work with Sir Spoopface here to bring him down. Who knows if there was someone else in Hub City that he might have a grudge against? All she needed was for this to become a string of crimes instead of an isolated murder, especially given that many still believed she was the one responsible.

"Just tell me how I can help," she finally offered. "You seem to know all about this guy, so I'll follow your lead."

Powerful though she may be, after all, she was no detective. She only did well when she had someone in front of her to beat up or talk down.

---

"Hrm. Suppose you know most about killer, so would be logical to team up with you." The Question said, digging a sugar cube out of his pocket, pulling his mask up and popping it into his mouth. He pulled his mask down, making sure to toss Lady Arcana another sugar cube because she seemed to like them, before turning back to Grim.

"What's our next step? Killer should still be in Hub, considering murder was only yesterday. Any way we could track him down?"

---

Grim had gone still, visor and gaze focused on Princess Magic as she replied to her. A slight tilt of her head was the only indication Grim was puzzling through something as she examined her. She had been at this a long time, and experience had led to little things being able to drop the largest clue. For example, 'spoopy'. It could just be the local dialect, but as strange as Illinois was she doubted it. It sounded more like an emerging phrase from the latest times.

Which meant Lady Arcana was a moody teenager. Great.

"I can handle it. I did before," Grim finally noted, not out of some stubborn pride but rather the new realization. Underneath the mask an elegantly shaped eyebrow arched up, unseen as she continued watching Miss Puppy, flicking to watch Trenchcoat toss her a small wrapped up object. Candy? She wasn't certain about the age range of him still, but offering candy to teenagers while wearing a trenchcoat was odd, at the very least. "After all, it is a school night."

---

When The Question produced a sugar cube, her eyes dart over to him expectantly. Smiling when he indeed offered her a piece, she popped it into her mouth with a contented hum, only to realize that the individual calling themselves "Grim" was now staring at her. It was weird, and she felt like she was somehow being read. When Grim declined her aid and mentioned it being a school night, she couldn't help but purse her lips.

Was she a telepath like Wilhelm? Had she somehow deduced her identity? What had she said to give it away?

No matter how she looked at it, this person seemed kind of sketch, and not in an obvious "flash you in a subway tunnel" way like Question. More like, she was able to figure you out with just a glance, and that was pretty damn scary.

Glancing to her fellow vigilante-friend, Arcana tilted her head. "What do you think? Should we just..leave her to it? I mean, I feel kind of wrapped up in it at this point, to be honest."

---

School night? What did Grim mean by that? It wasn't like Arcana was a child, she appeared to be in her early twenties at least. What, did Grim think they were both wannabe teenagers playing vigilante? It was then that Lady Arcana asked him what he thought, and he voiced his opinion: "I don't know who you think you are, Grim, but Arcana and I can help you. We're not useless."

He crossed his arms, glaring at the veteran hero beneath his mask. "We're helping you out, whether you want us to or not."

---

How stubborn. It was really no surprise though, Grim could offer suggestions and attempt to make it easier on everyone involved but people had a tendency to dig their heels in. Sometimes they had something to prove, other times she thought it was just to aggravate her. Rather than argue the point however the vigilante didn't even so much as give them a shrug, just turning her visor back to the floor.

Though, it was a little refreshing not being recognized as soon as she gave her name.

Picking up the footprints that nearly doubled her own size once more Grim just moved passed the two other vigilantes to begin following the trail. Once again she doubted it would lead right to the front door of wherever he was hiding like a little cockroach, but hopefully it would at least give a bit of a clue where he had went.

"Three places I could see him seeking out first," She rumbled finally, keeping her voice high enough to carry but lower than an indoor speaking voice. "Somewhere he could repair his suit if it got damaged, a power plant, or a bar - to celebrate."

---

Arcana quietly followed along after Question basically stood up for their right to be here. While she hadn't been certain on how to respond to her rejection at first, she had to agree with her fedora-wearing pal. This was their town, and she had actually been accused of murder, so it wasn't like she had a horse in this race.

Horse in this race? Geez, she'd been hanging around old people for too long.

The footprints they were following eventually lead them to the front door, and it was there that Lady Arcana immediately noted the halmark signs of a forced entry. It wasn't anything that would've been visible from the air outside, but now that she was up close, she could see where the door had been somehow forced open, as there were gashes along the door frame similar to the bedroom.

"Wait, so he entered through the front door?" Arcana blurted out. "But wouldn't someone see him if he was just strolling down the neighborhood in a bunch of metal?"
Gaze upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
(ps this is a joke post the actual collab is coming up)


"Could have made his way to the home via the shadows, then entered through the front door." Question said, whilst taking off his trenchcoat, throwing off his suit jacket, loosening his tie, before finally unbuttoning his dress shirt and throwing it to the ground. "Look at these ABS. YOU KNOW, THE REAL QUESTION IS: HOW CAN ANYONE LOOK THIS GOOD?"

He would then pull out a can of whipped cream and spray it all over his abs.

Karen stares in silent shock at the sight before her. Is this what R-rated movies are like?!

"Are you... are you being serious right now?" Grim stared aghast at the sight before her, jaw dropping behind her mask. "This is what Illinois has to offer me? ... A SUB-PAR CHALLENGE TO MY ABS?" In a flash Grim ripped her mask and jacket off, tearing her shirt over her head and pointing to the wash board abs underneath the binder.

"You are NOTHING compared to me!"

Karen then begins to tear off her cloak when Chris Hansen kicks down the door. "I THINK YOU NEED TO HAVE A SEAT!"

The Tiger materializes from the All Seeing Aether.

"W-what the hell y'all doin'? Jesus watchin'."

Meanwhile, across Hub City, Clare wakes up from a dead sleep. "I need to draw fanart immediately."
12:53 AM, March 13th
East Haven Residential, Hub City


"Theory: murderer used a special device that shoots electric- hurm?" The Question paused as he noticed the person who entered the room. Judging by the build, it was a man, though it could just be a convincing disguise. 'Analysis: highly dangerous, more than likely has several weapons hidden on person. Proceed with caution.' The man paid no mind to them, inspecting the doorframe before walking right past them.

A light emitted from the man's helmet, hitting the floor and revealing several large bootprints previously unnoticed. 'Stupid, stupid, stupid! Didn't check!' It was then that the stranger spoke, his voice deep, unnaturally so. 'Stranger uses voice modulator. Interesting.' He said it was one of his, most likely meaning he had dealt with the person before. '... Could it be?' Question pondered to himself.

It was likely; he had never heard of this person before, but he himself was all but a rumor save for a few sightings. Well, at least until a few months ago, but still. It wouldn't be crazy to assume that this man was a vigilante, plus it meant that he wouldn't be hostile to them, due to the fact that they were both vigilantes as well. The masked man kept quiet for a moment, before finally blurting it out: "Inquiry: would I be correct to assume you are a vigilante?"
@KatherinWinter
Don't mind us starting now, I don't really have an opinion on the voting.
I've been meaning to write for this, but due to the lack of an overarching the plot and major writer's block I haven't really been able to. I'm still in this, though.
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