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If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
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bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




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Honestly, I think my next post is gonna be a montage, just hit the high points of Toyman's reign of terror to catch up with the pack and have Supes on the proverbial ropes before he starts to mount a comeback. If we really want to wrap up Year One by the end of September, I'm gonna have to step on the gas pedal.


Probably gonna go for a time skip of about a month or so after I wrap up the arc with Silvermane, figure out something new for Frank so I have something to do considering I sped through my major arc in three weeks. Hm... Hey @HenryJonesJr, mind if I hijack your arc with Black Tarantula? :P
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Judging by the pace that my Superman posts are going, I'll be amazed if Clark makes it through one week before Gwen graduates.

Time in these games is weird, y'all.


I should really have learned to space out my posts more; at this rate Frank's gonna be done with his quest for vengeance before July is out.

But hey, by giving chronology the finger, we can officially call ourselves comic book writers.

While I'd love to have characters like Hellboy appear, I'm probably just gonna go ahead and say upfront that he falls in line with The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and The Power Rangers - best left to another, Singular Universe type of game. For the time being, I want to maintain a strict focus on the main DC and Marvel characters.


>For the time being

*gets cracking on TMNT sheet for season two*

10:32 PM; July 25th, 2018
Entisen Apartments; New York City

The last guy on my list was Frank Niagara, a high-ranking tough of Manfredi's. His nickname was 'the Bat', and no, it wasn't because he dressed up in a bat costume like that guy in Gotham. Back when I was a cop I would see the corpses of some of the people he tortured, using nothing but a wooden baseball bat. He knew just where to hit to ensure maximum pain without inflicting any lasting damage. Then he'd work his way up before finally executing his victim by completely pulverizing their head. Killing someone and leaving their face unrecognizable was the most disrespectful thing you could do to an Italian mobster; it meant their family couldn't have an open casket funeral.

He was cold, brutal, without mercy or remorse.

But I was worse. And tonight, he would die by my hand.

The apartment building he was staying at, Entisen Apartments, was owned by the mob. All the guys who lived there were linked to Manfredi in one way or another, same with all the guys who worked there. That meant I didn't have to feel bad if I killed a whole bunch of them. I snuck into the building through a basement window.

What I found was Niagara's latest victim, tied to a chair with half of his face caved in, dried blood caking his disheveled clothing. Even with all the things I had done along this journey to Hell, the sight made me sick. Next to the body was a card from a Mickey Mouse themed playing card deck. A King of Hearts, represented by Mickey Mouse making a heart with his hands. A dried up drop of blood marred the upper right corner of the card.

I pulled out my Glock, fitted with a suppressor. Take it slow and quiet, Castle. Slow and qui-

*THUNK!*


ISSUE #8
THE SMARTEST THING TO DO

Time Is An Illusion
The Inner Workings of A Twisted Mind

The pictures on the walls showed happier times, snapshots of our wedding and family photos with the twins. Blood was smeared on the walls, their screams echoing through the halls of our home.

I remembered something she told me just a day before they were all killed. She called me while I was at work. "Frank, I got something weird in the mail today... Something about Silvio Manfredi."

"Sorry, Maria, I'm a bit busy. We can talk about it when I get home." I was busy, but with nothing important. Nothing was more important than her and the kids. But I didn't realize that until it was too late.

"Right, sorry. I'll see you when you get home. We're still taking the kids for the picnic tomorrow, right?"

"Of course. Love you."

Gunfire.

Screams.

Blood.

You never realize what's important to you until it's too late.


11:14 PM; July 25th, 2018
Entisen Apartments; New York City


I stirred awake with a groan.

"So. Yer the famous Punisher?"

I blinked the blood out of my eyes, looking for the source of the voice. What I saw was a fat man with a shark's grin, a bat clutched in his hands. I was looking at Frank 'the Bat' Niagara, just the man I was killing to see.

"I'm Frankie Niagara. The Bat."

"Niagara?" I choked out, "As in you cry a lot?" I was tied to a chair and he had a blood soaked bat in his hands. Making fun of him was the smartest thing to do.

*THWAK!*

*THUNK!*

*THUMP!*

"Heheh. Yer a funny guy, Mr. Castle. Too bad jokes won't help yous out with me."

I spat out blood. "What, having a sense of humor doesn't run in the family? Your mother was laughing her ass off when I was telling 'em to her last night. Was what got me into her pants."

*THA-CRAK!*

Niagara swung the bat, nailing me straight in the face. He hit me with enough force to put a crack in the bat.

"Ya don't fuckin' talk about my mother, you son of a bitch!"

Blood was pouring out of my nose and a gash on the left side of my forehead. I probably had a concussion at the very least. So I just stayed quiet, to avoid any further brain damage.

"I'm comin' the fuck back later. All this work's workin' up a thirst. Then I gotta get me a new fuckin' bat, 'cause ya face broke it so bad." He began to head out the door. "Don't go nowhere," he said, before shutting the door behind him, not even bothering to lock it.

"You play, you pay, you bastard..."

I began to struggle with the bonds. I don't know why I did. This seemed like a pretty fitting end to this tragedy: so close to the last target on my hitlist, only to get ambushed and killed. So blinded by rage and my thirst for revenge that I forgot I was still human, and could still be jumped. Sounded like something out of a Shakespeare play.

The chair was wooden, and judging by the creaks it made when I made the slightest move, it was about ready to break anyway. It took me a minute or two but with one last push, the chair broke into pieces. I undid my bonds, and clutched at my bruised and bloodied face. I checked my holsters; they had taken my guns. Of course they did.

All I had was Niagara's cracked bat, caked with my own blood.

The door he went through lead to a hallway, doors lined up on both sides. Music was blaring from one of the apartments. There were room numbers on them, and I could hear voices behind every door. It'd be a dumb move to go in like some sort of action hero. But if we've learned anything along this journey, it's that I was a dumb move guy.

I kicked in the nearest door, labelled 101, and swung my bat at the nearest man, nailing him right in the left temple and putting him out for the count. There were two other guys who were still trying to process what happened. I threw my bat and hit one in the face, while pulling the gun from the pants of the one I just took out. A Beretta. At least they had good taste in weaponry.

I fell to the floor as the uninjured one took aim. He fired and missed just a second after I moved out of the way of the shot. I jumped up and fired at him, nailing him in the throat. I twisted around and shot the one who got a baseball bat to the face moments before.

I heard the animated talking from the other rooms be replaced by shouts of confusion and anger. "The fuck was that?!" "It's that lousy cop Frankie caught!" "Let's get him!" That kinda thing.

I pulled the Browning Hi-Power from the belt of one of the other two thugs I had just killed. I ran to the door and pressed myself up against the wall next to it. From my knowledge of firearms, the Browning had 13 rounds, and the Beretta had 15 (now 13 after I had used it). 26 shots. That would be enough. I took in a breath and waited for one of the gangsters to charge in...

I didn't have to wait long. One of the thugs ran in right past me, gun at the ready. I fired and nailed him in the back of the head. I leapt out into the hallway, finding four thugs with guns at the ready. The gunshot coupled with my sudden appearance put them in a momentary state of shock, unable to do anything but stare. I took advantage of that and fired, putting them all down.

21 shots.

I pressed myself against the wall, next to the closest unopened door. I kicked it open and aimed inside, finding no one; one of the other doors down the hall opened and out came a mobster, who fired and managed to hit me. I returned fire, putting him down. Thank God Frankie didn't strip me of my kevlar.

19 shots.

I had a stupid idea. The walls were pretty close together, and there was a decent sized gap between the top of the doors and the ceiling. Maybe...

I pressed my legs against the walls, pulling myself up to the ceiling and flattening myself against it. I was right above two adjacent doors.

The doors opened. Two mobsters stepped out, not leaving the doorways just yet, and looked around the hallway. Thankfully, they didn't look up. "Where the fuck is he?" one of the mobsters who came out asked the other, who shrugged in response.

I swung myself down, legs still keeping me on the roof, and aimed one gun at each of them.

*BANG!* *BLAM!*

I dropped to the ground and jumped back to my feet, sticking both arms out and firing into the two rooms, managing to kill the remaining mobsters inside.

12 shots.

The hallway was clear. I moved on.

Frankie had said he'd be having a drink. The building, in its heyday, had been a hotel not unlike the Royal Palace, serving mobsters and the people who had enough money; it still had a restaurant and a bar from back then. As I exited the hallway and entered the main lobby, I saw a sign in the shape of an arrow reading 'bar', pointing to the left. I followed its directions.

Frankie was there, true to his word, having a beer. Four other mobsters were there as well.

"Frankie."

He turned around and his eyes widened. "What the fuck? How'd you get free?"

I smirked. "Got bored waiting, figured, 'what the hell? I'll go see what he's doing.'"

He chuckled, sneering. "Looks like we'll be finishing here."

I dove to the side as he produced an Uzi. I fired at two of the mobsters that were in there with him, taking them both out before they could prove to be a problem.

10 shots.

I leapt onto a table as Frankie and the two remaining mobsters fired at me, running over several tables while firing back at them. One went down.

6 shots.

I jumped onto the bar and slid down it, firing in Frankie and the last mobster's direction. I took the last gangster down, but Frankie leapt out of the way of my shots, landing on a table while still firing.

1 shot left.

I rolled off the bar and came to a stop in front of the table Frankie was laying on, lying on the floor. He leveled his gun at my head before I could do the same to him. "Heh. They shoulda called me Quickdraw. You're fuckin' dead, Castle." He pulled the trigger.

*Click*

"Someone wasn't counting." I aimed at his shocked face.

*BANG!*
Look, a thing.



This is two topical posts I've made in a row.

Wow.


>Cola

Y'know, I always wondered why Captain Marvel Shazam, being a twelve year old kid who can turn into an adult by saying one word, never decided to buy booze or some shit.
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Coward.

Out of protest to this, I'm gonna relentlessly format every single character response in my stuff, no matter how minor, because I both fear change and find colors to be pretty.


Oh hey, I'm already doing that.
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This will help.


Well thanks for giving away the song I was gonna put in the next Punisher fight scene.

12:03 AM; July 22nd, 2018
Roscoe Street Station; New York City

ISSUE #7
PART TWO
BALLET OF GUNFIRE


The last two weeks had been spent knocking off Manfredi members and their guards. I had killed three made men so far, along with God knows how many mooks. Manfredi's probably pissing his pants, and the cops were organizing some sort of metahuman response team, to take down folks like me. I suppose it was kind of flattering that they thought I was a meta; little did they know that the only secret to how I had killed so many people without taking a scratch was a pinch of skill, a tablespoon of determination, and a dash of rage. Serve with guns. You got yourself the Punisher.

I step off the train and breathe in the air of Roscoe Street Station, much as I try not to. The place isn't exactly renowned for its cleanliness. It was close to my safehouse, amidst a sea of derelict buildings housing crackheads and bums. I pass by a homeless man who stinks of booze laying on a mattress of old newspapers, dropping a few quarters into his cup as I go.

The Glock shifted nervously under my coat. I felt exposed here. But more importantly, I felt like someone was watching my every move. I looked around, finding no one but myself and the homeless man. Maybe I was just getting paranoid. No one knew where I was, not even Dave. And if they did, I'd get to them before they could think to tell anyone.

A voice from behind pulled me from my thoughts. "You Frank Castle?"

I turned around. I hadn't seen the guy while I was scanning the station, which meant he had come out of one of the bathrooms. He looked like some kind of vagrant, dressed in unwashed clothes with greasy hair and a bushy beard, carrying nothing but a guitar case and the clothes on his back. He looked far too tensed to just be some homeless musician; eyes taking me in as though calculating how big of a threat I posed.

Somehow, I felt like he wasn't going to tell me I had won the lottery.

"Maybe I am. Why do you care?"

"Nothin'. Just wonderin'. He looked me up and down. "Cops and the mob want you dead. You haven't been making any good impressions."

This guy's picture must have been next to the word 'bad news' in the dictionary. It felt like the gun under my coat was burning through my clothes and searing my flesh. "I'm not looking for trouble. Just walk away. Whatever money you're being offered isn't worth it."

"Sorry, Mr. Castle. It's just business. Look on the bright side: you'll be putting my little girl through college." The guitar case in his hand cracked wide open, and he had pulled an MP5 from it in a matter of two seconds. I barely had time to dodge before he opened fire, hitting the air where I once was. The homeless man woke at the sound of gunfire and, upon seeing a man shooting at another guy with an SMG, did the smart thing and booked it.

I pulled the pistol from under my coat, firing at the man. Just as I did, he leapt out of the way, firing simultaneously and missing by the smallest fraction of an inch. I rolled backwards, managing to get into a kneeling position. I fired off a round at the man, who rolled on his side out of the way of the shot, firing blindly as he went.

I heard the click of an empty gun; it was his. The half moment of hesitation between trying to fire the gun and tossing it was enough for me to get a shot off, clipping his shoulder. It didn't send him to the ground, but it did slow him down enough that he couldn't instantly pull another trick out of his sleeve. I stood up and ran to cover in the brief moment I had, while he pulled a handgun out from under his jacket and fired in my direction.

The metal trash bin shook with every bullet that struck it, and I knew that after another few shots it would fall over and leave me exposed. So I did the only logical thing, and jumped out from my cover, firing off a few rounds in the man's direction. He leapt to the side just as I did, also firing. We landed right next to each other, both of us sticking our gun to the other's head and firing.

*click* *click*

We were both empty. I had forgotten to reload after the latest gunfight I had been in, and he had spent most of the clip on the trash can. We both jumped up to our feet, and swung our pistols at each other, landing a hit on the other's face and staggering back. We reloaded. To any passerby it must've been a sight to see; two men doing the exact same things in sync with each other.

As soon as we reloaded, the two of us jumped in opposite directions and fired at the other. One of his shots struck my leg, one of mine struck his off-hand. Once we got up we took to strafing around in a circle, the two of us firing at each other and narrowly missing, before coming to a stop and aiming at the other's head. Another click from both our guns. I was out of ammo; judging by the look on his face, so was he. Our ballet of gunfire had come to an end. Now we would be dancing to a different tune.

We threw our guns to the side and began to fight in a flurry of fists and feet, each of our strikes narrowly missing their marks or being deflected. Occasionally one of us got past the other's defense and landed a hit, but it wasn't long before the other returned the favor. We were two connoisseurs of death, equally matched in skill. It'd take some sort of divine intervention to stop this fight. If it wasn't for fatigue eventually having to set in, we'd probably fight for the rest of time if we went uninterrupted.

But we didn't go uninterrupted. A train came barreling past us, drawing our attention to it. I recovered just a moment before he did, giving me time to go for a throat shot; he fell to the ground, gasping for air. I didn't completely crush his airway like I had hoped, if the sounds of wheezing breaths was anything to go by, but he'd definitely be feeling that in the morning. Still, just because he was down for now didn't mean it wouldn't stop him from coming after me later.

I pulled the small derringer out from my boot. Why didn't I use it after we were both empty? For starters, by the time I got it out he'd have me on the floor and would be kicking the shit out of me. Second, it had been a while since anyone gave me any trouble. I wanted to have an actual fight, if only to make sure I didn't get rusty before I started fighting the really dangerous guys that Manfredi had.

I took aim at his kneecap and fired, eliciting a blood curdling scream from the man. I wasn't going to kill this guy and make an orphan. Sure, he might've been bullshitting me or cracking a joke when he mentioned his little girl, but I wouldn't chance it. Maybe I was starting to grow soft. Maybe I wanted to let him live after pushing me for the first time in what felt like ages since I'd started this crusade. Maybe I just didn't want that little girl to grow up and come after me for revenge.

Whatever my reasons, I walked away from the crippled man, already mentally preparing myself for my last raid before I struck at Manfredi himself.
Currently writing a one on one gun-fu battle between Punisher and a random assassin guy. So be on the look out for that, peeps.
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For quite a while, I was right there with you. And honestly, I wouldn't put up much of an argument against it to this day.


Honestly I think the reason I like it so much is because I remember Willem Dafoe's Green Goblin better than Alfred Molina's Doc Ock. No clue why. Think it might be the hamminess of his delivery as Goblin.
And, uh, I'll just be the guy whose favorite Spidey movie was the first Raimi one.
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