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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 8 days ago
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Recent Statuses

8 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Gentlemen, gentlemen, PLEASE! I think we can all agree on one thing here.....

....if I were to play the Question it'd easily smoke both of you bitches.




yes I have this pre-made for whenever I need it don't judge me

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I legit do this at home with my wife for hours

I'm not you bro...

slick.


*gasp*

You take that back.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I'm not your buddy, pal.


this is getting ridiculous maybe we should stop OR KEEP GOING

I'm not your pal, bro.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I'm not your compadre, friend.


You're not my friend, buddy.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I'm not running Q down. I'm just running down SU's concept of him.


My kung fu master conspiracy detective idea is good, dammit!

*insecurely rewrites sheet*

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Only if you defeat me will you be able to rightfully claim the title of "Comicbook RPG Detective Man"

If.


Oh it's on, compadre.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Season two, we're gonna have a Q-off. Me and you, boy.


You will lose. Horribly.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Don't taunt me Byrd, I know you're already filling the low budget detective character slot.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Honestly, I feel like I'm getting close to the end of Frank's personal arc. He's found his purpose, and that's to bring justice to the criminals the law can't - or just doesn't - touch. I might be able to wrap up things nice and neat at the end of the season, or sometime early in season two, without having to just kill him off so that I can switch to the Question (who, I feel, has a lot of potential from what I've been secretly cooking up). We can all just assume Frank's doing spectacular feats of gunplay in the background. And hey, if secondary characters do become a thing, then I can have the best of both worlds and do both.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Put me down as being opposed to the second character idea – and I mean, no ifs, no buts, fully opposed.

I don't think as a community that we've shown we can support games while splitting our attention across multiple characters. In fact, all of the evidence up to this point has shown the exact opposite. I don't think it's worth endangering what we have here – a formula that is working – to indulge secondary ideas people have that they aren't committed to enough to drop their primary characters to pursue.


Well, I suppose Chow Yun-Castle had a good run.

In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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I was about to comment how big the OOC thread was, but then I did the math and realized this OOC has like 3,000 more posts.


Yeah we did a, uh, Discord for that... Yeah.

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Psh. You act like I care about the details.


I like to pretend people do.

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Smells like Kid Lantern in here all of a sudden...


Sorry I'll get the Febreze.
In CLOSED - Ultimate One Universe: Season One → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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That's like some church girl logic to maintain purity as long as possible.


Hey, any loophole's a good loophole.

Oh, and think you're mixing stuff up for which RP I'm talking about, you're referring to Absolute Comics, I'm referring to this.
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