Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 8 days ago
- Last Seen: 19 hrs ago
- Joined: 11 yrs ago
- Posts: 2002 (0.52 / day)
- VMs: 3
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8 days ago
Current
The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio
Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
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Damnit, man!
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And so the end begins.
Both for Frank, and my own productivity, because dammit it's fun coming up with ideas for possible endings or whipping up one-shot stories for character concepts I'm dying to do but can't.
Instead of writing an actual Punisher post, Simple Unicycle wastes an hour writing a hypothetical Punisher post in the Create-A-Post thread.
I just had the most ridiculous thought but since I established that there's an in-universe forum for vigilantes across America, what if Frank did an AMA on that considering he uses it (well, just to keep in contact with Micro, but still)? I just thought it'd be pretty damn hilarious to do a post where Frank does an AMA; presumably, after Micro forces him to.
*jots down idea in 'ideas to use later' notebook*
*jots down idea in 'ideas to use later' notebook*
Nothing like making a new account for a website where I'll only post in one thread.
I'm ace but even I have to agree that alien bewbs are a thing to behold.
Also I would like to say that now I'm considering Jimmy Woo over the Question so I can do some spy shit (it's not because I have an obsession with playing Asian characters now, I swear!), so I guess I got a big decision to make come season two.
fuck now I know how everyone else feels with jumping between character concepts
fuck now I know how everyone else feels with jumping between character concepts
For real, though, I've wanted for ages to do a version of the Question that's basically like a mix of V for Vendetta and Mr. Robot. I just haven't been able to come up with an actual plot for that. And also I usually pick Superman first. And also I get lazy and don't stick to any concept long.
Same reason I've never been able to do the Heavy-Metal-Magazine version of Ghost Rider that's been kicking around in my head for like two years.
Hello yes mind if I just steal that concept thank you very much
I'll hop in on this competition once the time comes.
So that way when I win, you can all hound me about how little I post and ask what is even keeping me here. Then I can respond with: "that's The Question."
Dammit, you win.
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