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25 days ago
Current @DocTachyon that would be based I think
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1 mo ago
The bugs are back.
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3 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
6 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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6 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

Hello there! I was wondering if I could join


Yep, you're free to join at any time. Just make a character.
Well, might as well hop in. Haven't really used many canon characters in my posts though. Might be missing a few, I'll comb through my posts later. This is what I can remember.

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See, I decided to go the opposite way with it where I take what should've been a month-long arc and turn it into my entire season. Simple misunderstanding, really.


It happens. Gets lost somewhere along the way in your mind. Like bureaucracy.
Captain America will be posted tonight. It may be a little rushed, but when you've got 30 posts until an MME and you still need at least 2 posts to finish your arc (and that's the compressed version)... you take what you can get.


>Not finishing your arc in a month and then bullshitting your way through the rest of the game.


I'm shipping Punisher and Vigilante you can't stop me.
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Yeah, but it might be like a one-piece body glove.

Also, pretty sure if Thor was pantsed, he'd just stand there proudly.


Something something original joke about sex scenes.
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See now you changed it again.


Oh no. I've been bamboozled! @Lord Wraith YOU PLANNED THIS, DIDN'T YOU!?
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Needs more Otters.


Better?

EDIT: For future clarity, because I'm never using it again, I changed my pfp to this.
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Whoops, I thought it was a Husky.


I dunno, it's an animal doing something funny, it's good enough for me.
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You've changed your avatar again.

@Byrd Man gonna be angry.

You won't like him when he's angry.


Forgive me @Byrd Man, I just really like this picture of a polar bear using a bucket as a helmet.
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