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Captain Uni male Member

The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle

STATUS: The bugs are back. 7 days ago
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7 days ago
Current The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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5 mos ago
"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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6 mos ago
Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Bio

Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.




Most Recent Posts

In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
You're right; that was a loaded topic. Let's go for something more digestible, y'know? Something light and breezy...

Understanding that perception is simply a matter of the brain interpreting signals from your senses, can we ever really say that we "observe" anything? I mean, in an objective sense, how can we ever know that what we're seeing/hearing/feeling is real and not simply an artificial construct created by our brain to simplify a world of endless noise?

... man, @Sep's a lot better at these...


It's 9 AM. I don't need an existential crisis.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Welp, looks like it's time for another OOC conversation starter. Oh, geez... @Sep usually does these. Umm...

So, what do y'all think about the geopolitical situation in Venezuela? I mean, how can they stabilize their economy when 95% of their revenue comes from oil, which as we all know is subject to wild variations in price?


Young lad, no do politics good.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
I'm just upset that I settled for Iron Man when I could be playing Krypto. I literally have the backstory and everything planned out in my head.


Dude if it was really allowed I'd be dropping any other ideas and getting right on a CS for Batcow, you're not alone.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Master Bruce>

Never.


2007 called. It wants its punch line back.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Iris x Punisher when?


In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Y'all gay talking about characters being in relationships.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
Did I do it right?

In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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"And that's how Bruce Wayne, like Vic Sage and John Constantine before him, developed lung cancer and died."


Haha, good one Hound! Hahaha, haha, ha... Ha... Why'd you have to die, Vic? Why?
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
So now it's escalated from a mutiny to a hostage crisis.

*hurriedly continues typing up Maximum Singular Galaxy Interest Check*


Time to yoink out that Batman CS I've secretly been writing so I can overthrow you.

<Snipped quote by Byrd Man>

I'm not locked in here with you.

You're locked in here with me!


I am offended greatly.
In Ultimate One Universe: Season Two → 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
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Because he's he worst. At least until someone else pipes up and says that they're the worst.


This is the part where I admit that I am literally the worst person in the RP right

EDIT: Also all I have for Frank is he shoots some guys with Vig and then I play the Question. And all I have for Q is he gets ded and then gets trained by cool kung fu guy and then he does detective stuff.
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