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Terry is 21.
Terry and Dana sex scene when
Captain Uni
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The Artist Formerly Known As Simple Unicycle
STATUS: The bugs are back. 6 days ago
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The bugs are back.
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2 mos ago
If this watch breaks, the foreign exchange market will take a twenty-eight percent hit. People will die.
5 mos ago
bro aren't you 15 go do your homework instead of screaming about your WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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"No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive."
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Thеy needed a stealth soldier, so I put my hands on the hibachi hot plate at Benihana and burned my fuckin fingerprints off. They will not find me.
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Absolute clown. Dark and gritty superhero fan fiction guaranteed or your money back.
Most Recent Posts
Terry and Dana sex scene when
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Single you say? Maybe @Lord Wraith can hook you up with a steamy Thor Batman Beyond sex scene. Featuring elderly Bruce Wayne, because I think Terry's a minor.
I'm honestly surprised it's taken this long for a "Wraith writing a sex scene" joke to pop up.
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Funny. I feel attacked every time I have to read one of your posts.
... Well that's just mean.
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You should be glad he exists. Without him, you'd be the easy target to mock for posts.
You know, I'd say something to the effect of "I feel so attacked right now", but I know it's true.
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what did i do to deserve such memery
You exist, Gowi.
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Post was going to be yesterday but some RL stuff came up, probably going to be up today!
You know I'm down Stripe.
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You're right, where is everyone else's reviews? Why aren't you reviewing everyone's posts, Simple? Do you think you're better than us?
@Star Lord Looks like ol'Aladdin got the upper hand on Wonder Woman. There was a Lot of exposition in the last two posts but they really shed some light on Wonder Woman's past. Will be interesting to see how Diana deals with the fallout of Aladdin's actions while she's put under a microscope. Oh, and of course, there's now a WWII reunion to look forward to. So that's definitely exciting.
@Dblade26 I'm really enjoying Connor Hawke. I've never really had an introduction to the character and my Green Arrow consists primarily of the CW series and his appearances on Smallville and Justice League Unlimited. There's a nice parallel between what you're doing with Connor compared to my own story with Terry. Although the latter has a mentor where Connor is forced to learn his city on his own. The introduction of 'Overwatch' was really enjoyable read, definitely interested in seeing your continued take on this character. The banter between 'Overwatch' and Connor is on point and I love how they're both equally 'adorkable' in their own ways.
Where's reviews for everybody else's posts? That's what Uni wants to know.
Guys I'm joking, I'm too lazy to stick to a consistent posting schedule.
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