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2 yrs ago
Current I do not "brainrot". I brainferment so my brain will become even smoother and even more potent than before in its smoothness.
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2 yrs ago
I live. I die. I live again!
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4 yrs ago
I was gone for a lot longer than I thought >.>"
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4 yrs ago
Sorry for my absence! A Volunteering position suddenly turned into a Volunteer Leadership position I was not expecting at all so things have been hectic.
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4 yrs ago
Look at you posers, having to bang dragons or sell your soul for magic when you could just play a lute for some. Anyways, here's Wonderwall. - Bards
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My nation would be kind of like a medieval Italy which never fell out from its position.
It'd be a well-developed but small nation centered on commerce and trading but also known for their smiths and other worksmen.
I would be a somewhat relevant power yet certainly not among the top.


I'm very interested to see how this turns out since its the first time I've seen you without your precious elves
@Willy VerebAre you remembering to add the rest of his name? I think you're forgetting the other half of it :P
@ClocktowerEchos Oh, also to let you know, I've did a slight name change for my nation. Just changed it from dominion to shogunate. If that's alright.


That's actually more than welcomed. Its like the Boshin war all over again XD

Also, I can only imagine what our fights would be like. One second its infantry advancing under cover of machine guns and artillery, the next, they draw swords and produce polearms and go medieval on each other's asses. I'd love to see some foreign soldiers or officers's faces as they attempt to figure out why the fighting went back a good 500-ish years. Any offers? xP

Also, Sigma, I'm loving the way your NS is coming along, I'm getting Fuso-vibes from your stuff but its more unique and traditional in a way. Love the pictures for the Ashigaru and the Samurai!
If anyone manages to find all the shit and references I put into that long ass title, I will grant them a reward after they tell me.
@ClocktowerEchos

JOHN CENA the Fair and Just, holy high priest, savior of the people, lord of the Commonwealth, supreme commander of the Commonwealth Army, vanquisher of darkness, son of Bothgar, descendant of Edgar, brother in law of Inar, second cousin of Falknar, slayer of Gulgar, leader of industry, holy grace of the domains he protects, prevailing guiding light in times of dark shadows, master of the Seven Secret Fighting Arts, patron of Yinglar, married to 80 fine women, father of 920 children, patriarch of the nation, great explorer of the unknown, chaos god of fuckery, musician of epics, epic of music, collector of curios, trinkets and fine cheese, lord baby blender, grand architect of the Imprium, conqueror of Azerbaijan, space toaster Jesus, writer of stories and leader of the eternal crusade vi Narnia the 8th of Walpol.


You're missing Inspector of purity, destroyer of evil, eater of worlds, hamster bender extrodiner, magical girl Madoka of the highest order, dankest hold king of Kazak Kar, leader of the Great Crusade, world wide pop star phenomenon, ex-space marine commander, exalted shaman of the eternal sky, khan of the slightly-dull-but-equally-as-shiny Golden Horde, prophet of Buddha Cuthulu, messiah of the flying spaghetti monster, killer of cat girls, cuddlier of cacti, professional chair thrower, converter of the heretic Ewoks, grace of the heavens, extinguisher of Satan's flamimng asshole, consumer of exotic tropical fruits, decorator of Venzulan ceiling fans, engraver of gummy worms, the one who knighted the goat Sir Tittlywinklyus the Third of Wyoming, Archduke of the Aztecs, Shogorathe's Chosen, inventor of the Dwarven Disco Funk, builder of IKEA furniture, folder of fitted sheets, sponsoror of of Hordor, King of the Super Jazz Techno-cracy, befriender of maximus decimus maximus decimus maximus decimus maximus decimus maximus decimus and CEO of Jackhammer Protocolary Inc.
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Use this one, its short and sweet and straight to the point:

<Name here> the Fair and Just, holy high priest, savior of the people, lord of the Commonwealth, supreme commander of the Commonwealth Army, vanquisher of darkness, son of Bothgar, descendant of Edgar, brother in law of Inar, second cousin of Falknar, slayer of Gulgar, leader of industry, holy grace of the domains he protects, prevailing guiding light in times of dark shadows, master of the Seven Secret Fighting Arts, patron of Yinglar, married to 80 fine women, father of 920 children, patriarch of the nation, great explorer of the unknown, chaos god of fuckery, musician of epics, epic of music, collector of curios, trinkets and fine cheese, Duke of Ragus, Fettachini, and Lombardy, heir of the Favillious family wealth and estate, high chancellor of the court, royal leader of the Astra Militarum, liche king of the frozen north, owner of all the penguins of Antartica, founder of the Royal Mounted chainsaw-dragon-naplam corps, discoverer of Cheetos, great lord baby blender, grand architect of the Imprium, conqueror of Azerbaijan, space toaster Jesus, writer of stories and leader of the eternal crusade vi Narnia the 8th of Walpol & Associates LLC.
After thinkinga bit more on my nation, I'm thinking of being a Germany with subtle Russian & Polish hints and more prominent traces of Swiss who are almost dwarves with mountain keeps and a penchant for being relatively neutral and being hired as mercs for other nations as long as the employer doesn't try and fight their homeland.

Also calling it Ostivenberg.

GLORY TO OSTVINBERG!
<Snipped quote by Mihndar>Most of them are like India at best.
Their importance are only as resources and staging points. If they were developed colonies they probably would've declared their independence already.


Research show that 2 or 3 out of a thousand men are actually able to *ahem* pleasure themselves orally.


Two of these men are Ron Jeremy and Dez Nutz
I was betting the guy copying my math homework for a few seconds, then he simply looked at me and said "Islamic gommunism" and went back to work.


You were BETTING the poor guy? Are you a human slave trader? Are you really a choir at a preacher school?
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