ClocktowerEchos

Weird Roleplay Ideas You're Afraid To Pitch?

While not something I was exactly afraid to pitch, I remember making a parody NRP after seeing so many super-serious NRPs. Called it Memepires: Age of Grimdankness and the name of it should tell you something about it. I also remember trying to remake my beloved Empire of Fuso into the Otakucracy of Nipponji. Unfortunately it died in its infancy and now I debate if there should be a day which I should remake it.

Here's the begining of the OP from the old Check.

WARNING: Contains excessive amounts of pure, undiluted stupidity. And dank maymays.

MEMEPIRES: AGE OF GRIMDANKNESS

How far will you go for sweg?

In the year 9001 BtM (Before the Memes), the armies of the Dark Edgelord X-K1lla and his armies of shadows, armed with pure, undiluted EDGE swept over the land. No one could stand against his dark, unshaken, depressed wraith as he burned entire towns for HEARSAY. What we needed was someone who could unite us, someone who could lead us against the Dark Edgelord, someone with mad 1337 skillz and dank memes to defeat the Dark Edgelord.

And we got such a person, the Meme55iah. The heavens opened up and our lord Gaben sent forth one of his Steam Salespeople to choose the Meme55iah. Gary Stu was transformed instantly from a nobody to the dankest 420 quickscoper anyone had even see. And with his quickscope-noscope-trickshot skillz, he fought Dark Edgelord X-K1lla's armies off, uniting the people of the Interwebz under him, his facebook page sky rocketing in popularity like his K/D ratio. Mowing down waves of unholy Edglings and N00Bs with his akimbo .50 caliber sniper rifles and a PornHub membership, the Meme55iah lead a dank ass purge of the Dark Edgelord's edginess that lasted for 9001 years.

But once he had rekt the Edgelord, he did something unprecedented. The Meme55iah denounced the lord Gaben and the ways of Steamism, forming his own religion called Dankistanity and smoked weed everyday. The cult grew and grew until it over took Steamism, forcing lord Gaben to put down the Meme55iah he created. But his legacy lives on as Dankistanity lives on today as well as Steamism.

Now, 2000 thousand years later in 2000 ADM (After Dank Memes), a new Dark Edgelord threatens to bleach the world in videos of nasty porn fetishes and grimdarkness. Grand Dark Edgelord xXSnipaYOLOswegXx. But now, there is no Meme55iah to save the nations. Armed with whatever they manage to find and their faith, the nations of the Interwebz must face off against this new Edgelord together or be destroyed. But their own flawed morality is called into question when the tropes start to fail and not everything is as blue and orange as it once was, forcing them to take dramatic measures even on their own populance. It is truly an Age of Grimdank.

American Dream: A Shattered Union

@Jotunn DraugrFeel free to start IC posting.

I died and reincarnated into fantasy world- WHAT'S WITH THIS LIGHT NOVEL-LIKE SETTING!?!

Aleph

A L E P H
A D A V I C T U S

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_{"Knowledge is my sin, science is my vice,
Progress tis but the devil's work,
With reason in hand, I shall rebuild anew."}

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Character Concept:

A very cynical sharpshooting gunner who isn't nearly as cynical and apathetic as he proclaims to be.

Name:

Anderson Curie (IRL)
Aleph Adavictus (IGN)

Gender:

Male

Bio:

Aleph never trusted faith from a young age after his little sister was attacked by a priest, growing up he fell in line with other hardline athetists on the internet who only drove home his distrust. The man could never understand why someone would simply forgo logic and reason in the name of their faith, it baffled his mind. This of course had sparked numerous conflicts in his own religious household until it resulted in Aleph storming out and getting his own small apartment to live in as he studied Mechanical Engineering in college.

He would sink all of his time and efforts into his project: the Animus Drive, a complex engine he was sure would change the world. He spent many a days wondering what was wrong and how he could fix his creation and improve it, while many a moons were spent toiling with tools and cogs. Of course, as fate would have it, the day he finally decided to show it to his class, it had exploded in front of him. But instead of seeing heaven when the light faded away, he saw "restart from checkpoint". Thinking this would be his way back to his prized Animus Drive, he accepted without hesitation only to fade into darkness...

Level:

1

Class:

Gunner

Race:

Half-Elf

Atributes:

Finesse

Techniques:

Auto Loader - A passive skill that causes Aleph's gun will automatically reload itself, although it takes longer than physically reloading it at this level, it lets Aleph take a quick shot with it in the middle of a melee.

Storm Cannon - A weak attack but has a huge push back, this can literally cause people to be blown away or at least staggered. Has a small chance of inflicting "stun" on enemies too.

Engarde! - A melee skill which will mark a single target for Aleph. He will be able to always see them as can deal more damage to that target but will deal less damage to anyone else.

Spells:

N/A

Gift:

N/A

Equipment:

- Cavalier Hat
- Beat up musket w/ crossbow bolt as ammo
- Twin long daggers

-[FINALIZE]-

I died and reincarnated into fantasy world- WHAT'S WITH THIS LIGHT NOVEL-LIKE SETTING!?!

Aleph

A L E P H
A D A V I C T U S

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_{"Knowledge is my sin, science is my vice,
Progress tis but the devil's work,
With reason in hand, I shall rebuild anew."}

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Character Concept:

A very atheistic cynic who dislike the power given to him but isn't nearly as cynical as he proclaims to be (think scicene vs faith) but will change as time goes on.

Name:

Anderson Curie (IRL)
Aleph Adavictus (IGN)

Gender:

Male

Bio:

Aleph never trusted faith from a young age after his little sister was attacked by a priest, growing up he fell in line with other hardline athetists on the internet who only drove home his distrust. The man could never understand why someone would simply forgo logic and reason in the name of their faith, it baffled his mind. This of course had sparked numerous conflicts in his own religious household until it resulted in Aleph storming out and getting his own small apartment to live in as he studied Mechanical Engineering in college.

He would sink all of his time and efforts into his project: the Animus Drive, a complex engine he was sure would change the world. He spent many a days wondering what was wrong and how he could fix his creation and improve it, while many a moons were spent toiling with tools and cogs. Of course, as fate would have it, the day he finally decided to show it to his class, it had exploded in front of him. But instead of seeing heaven when the light faded away, he saw "restart from checkpoint". Thinking this would be his way back to his prized Animus Drive, he accepted without hesitation only to fade into darkness...

Level:

1

Class:

Gunner

Race:

Half-Elf

Atributes:

Force

Techniques:

N/A

Spells:

N/A

Gift:

<Blessed Sainthood>

The "Curse of Faith" has Aleph describes it, the greatest bonus is the ability to turn Aleph into a <Winged Warrior of Heaven>. However Aleph does not know how to control or activate it leading him only getting the debuff of it which are pretty crippling. Because of it, Aleph's HP, SP and MP are all far lower than anyone else's, even with Force as his attribute.

Appearance of <Winged Warrior of Heaven>

-[FINALIZE]-

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

>Praises Slaanesh

@Monochromatic Rainbow

Awwh yiss

Warhammer 40,000 - Chasing Chaos

@Monochromatic Rainbow

>Bolts Daemonic shots into the air

American Dream: A Shattered Union

@AbefroemanSome more things of note:

1) What kind of "research" are you doing on Evols/mutants? Humanity lost the technology of modern genetic science so its not like you can just splice in DNA you find worthy.

2) The ships as nuclear power plants, just no. Once again, people have lost the ability to not only control reactors (assuming they haven't melted down) but the ability to obtain more uranium.

I would point out more, but right now I don't trust my brain to make anything close to an educated analysis.
If @Dinh AaronMk has anything to say about, listen to him since again, he clearly knows more about the exact tech stuff than I do.

Create-A-Hero: A Superhero RPG (Closed)

Hmmmmmph...

Back to the drawing board I guess.
@Athinar@FacePunch you still up?

Create-A-Hero: A Superhero RPG (Closed)

<Snipped quote by Raptorman>

Run, run ClocktowerEchos!!! Run! He's going to eat you. XD

I would offer Rach, but she's new in town and don't have many friends.

@Fallenreaper

The other person doesn't need to be well connected, just someone who is willing to partner up with Ryder.

When Royalty Collides ~Closed~

@ClocktowerEchos... Not OOC, but IC, hell yes.

The Prince of Egypt and the Roman Maiden. I support this.

@Obscene Symphony

@RomanAria

Its like a reverse Cleopatra and Anthony! :O

On another note, does anyone want to play a children's card game (Yu-Gi-Oh) with Zhou? Its going to be heavily scripted with me basically telling you what to do but Zhou will loose at the end of it and you might get to see be salty af and have something to harass him about