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I'll give y'all 3 guesses as to who'd be playing Solomon in that post.


I honestly have no idea!

Also, I've changed part of my second post as Bond to change the pen garrote to one inside his cufflinks. Not a big change, but it flows better with what I'm doing in my next post.
@Bounce This is like all my christmasses rolled into one
3 bond posts in a row!




James had read through the one page file on the man known only as Scaramanga umpteen times. To call it sparse was an understatement. Any information that could be gleamed from its pitiful script was near useless, bar one lead. A member of the SDU (Special Duties Unit) in Hong Kong had found a lead on a gun-maker. One legendary in skill, enough to suit a man like Scaramnaga's needs. Other than that, all he could find from the document was that his target was likely to be from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country, and from how long he'd been operating had to be at the very least in his 50s.

It was nothing at all to go on, really. But a fools hope was all that Bond had.

The plane touched down in the afternoon and by night Bond had gotten his bearings. He'd found his hotel, had a few drinks, and been aquainted with his new Aston Martin. It was now time to do some proper sureillance.

Bond had left his hotel with the only lead being the gunmaker. Preliminary contact with the MI6 associates in Hong Kong had led him to their only source in the night market. Rain battered down on the neon stained streets of Chongqing, mixing with steam that rose from food stalls packed shoulder beneath hanging gardens of signs and exposed electrical wiring. A place like this was more similar to London than most would realise. It was loud, humid, and overcrowded - a city constantly speaking over itself.

Bond moved through the night market like he'd lived there for years. His hands were stuffed in his overcoat pockets and his collar turned up as he passed gamblers, sailors, triad, prostitutes, and businessmen without drawing a second glance. Somewhere above him a woman laughed from an apartment balcony while Cantonese opera crackled through a battered radio nearby.

His contact in the SDU - a young Lieutenant by the name of, Hip - had given him only a name before disappearing back into the crowds.

Liao Wei.

If the rumours surrounding the man were true, he was less an engineer and more a sculptor who happened to work in firearms. Custom pieces. Precision rifles. Exotic ammunition. Supposedly half the professional killers operating east of Europe had carried one of his creations at some point. Including - Bond hoped - Scaramanga.

A narrow staircase hidden between two food vendors led upward into darkness. Bond climbed slowly, each wooden step creaking beneath his shoes until the sounds of the market dulled into a distant murmur. At the end of the corridor sat a rusted metal door. Bond knocked twice and waited. Nothing happened for some time and he considered other ways in just as the hatch slid open - an old pair of eyes gazing out and studying the agent carefully.

"You are lost."

"Story of my life." Bond produced a cigarette, lighting it calmly. "I'm looking for someone who appreciates craftsmanship."

The eyes narrowed slightly. "What kind of craftsmanship?"

"The expensive and deadly kind."

A long silence followed. Both sets of eyes staring back at each other waiting for the other to break. Finally the hatch shut again. Several locks disengaged one after another before the door creaked inward.

The workshop beyond looked more like a watchmaker's laboratory than an armoury. Precision tools hung from immaculate walls while disassembled firearms rested beneath hanging lamps. The air smelled faintly of machine oil and burnt metal.

At the centre of the room sat Liao Wei himself - impossibly old and thin, spectacles low on his nose as he adjusted something microscopic beneath a magnifying lens. He didn't look up as Bond stepped further into the room, his helper - the one who had opened the door - stood by the side of it, glaring at him.

"You are the police?"

Bond wandered slowly through the room, examining the craftsmanship around him. "Do I look like police?"

"Not quite. You look worse."

On one workbench rested an assortment of bizarre weapons: pistols with skeletal frames, hollow-point rounds with strange grooves carved into them, even what appeared to be a fountain pen with a trigger mechanism built into the cap. He felt like he was in an evil inversion of Q's workshop. "I was told you manufacture speciality items."

"I manufacture for clients."

"And if one of your clients happened to specialise in gold bullets?"

For the first time the old man paused. He held what he was working with still in his hand before calmly placing it on the workbench behind him, his gaze still fixed on it. Liao slowly removed his glasses. "You should leave."

"Ah." Bond nodded slightly. "So we're finally getting somewhere."

"I do not know this man."

"But you've heard of him. That's more than most can say."

The room fell to silence, Liao still avoiding Bond's gaze. Bond picked up the strange fountain pen from the workbench, turning it over in his fingers. "I wouldn't do that." Liao warned reaching a hand out towards him.

Bond clicked the top experimentally and a bullet violently shot from the end with a metallic snap and embedded itself into the wall opposite. Bond raised an eyebrow. "Charming."

"I asked you not to do that."

Bond casually stepped closer, holding the weapon loosely now. He swung it between his fingers, allowing the end to swing towards the gunmaker haphazardly as casual as he liked. "Here's the problem, Mr. Wei. Somewhere out there is a professional assassin trying to kill me, and your name has appeared beside his."

The old man's expression hardened immediately. He made micro movements trying to avoid the path of the deadly writing utensil. "You should not say such things here."

"Why? Afraid he'll hear me?"

"No." Liao's voice lowered carefully. "That's something you should be afraid of yourself."

Bond slowly lowered the weapon, though he did not put it down. "I'm not here to arrest you." he said calmly. "In fact, if we're both careful, then this conversation never happened."

Liao studied him for several moments, considering his options. In his line of work he'd met men like this many times. They weren't to be trifled with. He let out a sigh. "I've never met him personally, I just supply the bullets." The old man moved toward a locked drawer and carefully removed a single golden bullet before placing it onto the table between them. "He sends a courier to have them delivered. Never the same person twice, but there is one constant."

Bond looked down at the round. He had to admire the craftmanship, it was almost elegant in design, like gazing at a Caravaggio painting.

"He collects these from a nightclub singer in Wan Chai."

"A second courier?"

"I did not say that. My part of the job ends there."

"But she handles deliveries."

Liao remained silent, replying instead by scribbling an address onto a scrap of paper and sliding it across the table reluctantly. Bond glanced down at the name. Club Éclipse.

"How often does the handover take place?"

"Tonight." Bond looked back up sharply. Liao's face had gone pale with regret already, as though he'd realised too late he'd said far too much. "If he learns I spoke to you-"

"He won't."

"You cannot promise that."

"No." Bond admitted. "But I can promise something else." He calmly pocketed the pen in his inside pocket. "I intend to kill Scaramanga before he has the chance to kill me. If you're lucky, this will be well before he catches wind of any of this."



Club Éclipse wasn't at all what Bond had expected. Far from the seedy back-alley gambling establishment with cheap alcohol and cheaper women that he'd come to expect from missions like these, it was in fact an up market establishment, complete with a black-tie dress code and better yet a live band. The lead of which Bond was eager to make contact with.

The club sat high above the harbour inside one of the newer luxury towers. Its entrance was guarded by polished marble, velvet ropes, and men in black suits who looked more military than security. Jazz drifted softly through hidden speakers while wealthy patrons laughed over baccarat tables beneath crystal chandeliers that reflected gold light across the room.

Bond adjusted the cuffs of his dinner jacket as he stepped inside and glanced around the room. If Scaramanga truly operated through places like this, it told him something important already.

The man had taste.

He resisted the urge to play a quick game of chance, (One that would no doubt turn into a long session of multiple games) and made his way over to the main lounge. A singers voice floated above the muted conversations dotted around the room at various candlelit tables.

It didn't take him long to spot her. She stood beneath a single spotlight atop the circular stage, draped in a black silk dress that shimmered like oil beneath the lights. Her voice was low and smoky, effortless in a way that suggested she'd been performing in places like this her entire life. Dark hair framed sharp features and intelligent eyes that wandered lazily across the crowd without ever settling anywhere for too long.

Bond took a seat near the stage, close enough that he could see her clearly without drawing too much attention to himself, and ordered a whisky without taking his eyes off her.

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Around him, politicians, businessmen and triad lieutenants sat hypnotised by the performance, but Bond noticed what they didn't. She was looking for someone. She was a professional for sure, but through her entire performance she was searching for her courier.

The song ended to a sea of applause. The singer gave a graceful bow before disappearing behind a velvet curtain at the rear of the stage. Bond savoured his drink for a moment, before finishing it and rising from his chair. Time to work.




The backstage corridors were narrow and dimly lit compared to the glamour outside. Staff hurried past carrying drinks, makeup kits and armfuls of costumes without paying Bond much attention. Wealthy men wandered in and out of private rooms here often enough that confidence alone functioned as identification.

Bond found her near a dressing table lined with glowing bulbs. Up close she was even more beautiful than on stage. But her beauty did little to hide the sad expression that stared back at her in the mirror. She looked at him through that same mirror before speaking.

"Fans usually wait until after the second set."

Bond smiled faintly. "And miss the opportunity to be the first compliment?"

"That depends." She turned slightly in her chair. "Are you actually here to compliment me?"

"Amongst other things."

She gave him a smirk, turning in her chair and motioning to another chair. "Then take a seat, Mr...?"

"Bond." He took the chair opposite her. "James Bond."

That was intentional. A tester to see her reaction. He immediately saw the flicker in her eyes at the mention of his name. Any employee of Scaramanga was unlikely to know his target, this indicated she was closer to him than just someone he paid.

She recovered quickly, reaching for a cigarette from a silver case resting beside the mirror. Bond moved before she could light it.

"Those'll kill you." He produced Q's cigarette case from his jacket instead and offered one toward her. She hesitated only briefly before accepting.

"English cigarettes?" she asked.

"One of our few successful exports." He lit it for her. As she leaned closer the faintest smile touched Bond's lips. "Here. Take the box, a memento from a fan." He offered her up the rest, only to be met with a palm that rejected them.

"I'm afraid I've got my own, Mr. Bond." She inhaled slowly before studying him again through the smoke. "So what does an Englishman want with a nightclub singer?"

"Honestly?"

"That would be refreshing."

"I was told someone here might know where to find a man."

Her expression changed again. From curiosity to concern. "What kind of man?"

Bond leaned back casually. "The sort who prefers gold bullets."

The atmosphere shifted immediately. You could cut the tension with a knife. Then her laughter broke the electric in the air. "I think you've had too much to drink, Mr. Bond."

"Entirely possible."

"You should leave this alone."

"I've heard that before. I have trouble taking advice."

"Take it this time."

Bond watched her carefully now. Every instinct told him she knew far more than she wanted to admit. But he also sensed something else beneath the composure. She crossed the room toward a small cabinet and poured herself another drink before finally speaking again. "Men who search for Scaramanga disappear."

"I'm used to disappearing. I do it on my own terms though."

"You don't understand." She turned back toward him fully now. "He sees things before they happen. Knows where people will stand. Where they'll run. When they'll panic." Her voice lowered slightly. "You don't hunt a man like that. You survive him if you're lucky. And no one. No one has been lucky yet."

Bond rose slowly from his chair. "And yet you still know where I might find him."

For several moments she said nothing. Then finally she spoke. "Tomorrow night. Kowloon." She moved to her dressing table and scribbled something onto a napkin before handing it over reluctantly. "An abandoned rooftop overlooking the night market. If your man exists, that's where he'll be."

Bond glanced down at the address. It didn't take a genius to work out this was a snipers nest. "You're very helpful for someone who wanted me to stay away from this."

Something almost sad crossed her expression. "Maybe I don't like watching men walk blindly toward their deaths. At least with this you'll know where you're going to die."

Before Bond could answer, a voice called from further down the corridor. "Linh! Five minutes!"

She looked toward the doorway before turning back to Bond. By the time she did, the composure had returned completely. She was a perfect performer. "You should go now, Mr. Bond."

Bond slipped the napkin into his pocket and offered her one final smile. "You know, most women buy me dinner before trying to have me killed."

For the first time all evening, she genuinely smiled back. "Then perhaps I'm old fashioned. Maybe it should be you buying me dinner."

Bond turned and disappeared back into the noise and glamour of Club Éclipse. As much as he'd have loved to have dinner with Miss. Linh, there was no time to waste.
@Half Pint Well, that's what i meant, i am still currently considering the Flashpoint to be Limbo Canon due to me referencing it in this post. At the time it seemed logical to try and make the world seem larger by implying that what happened to Bailey was part of unforeseen consequences of the Flashpoint.

<Snipped quote by Wizard Shazam>

Also, i've been planning out my next post. I was wondering if anyone who was in "Ultimate One Universe: Resistance" would mind me using a character of theirs from that RP for the upcoming post? I'll probably start writing on Sunday when the current heatwave that has been melting what little brains i have, along with my poor 5 year old computer's hard-drive. So, if i don't hear anything, i'll just use my own characters and make vague illusion to some others.


Sent you a PM as I'm not understanding what you mean and I want to save myself further public embarassment
Who let Half have James Bond!?

I'm trying to find the muse to write again. I'm still not in a great place RL to where I could really commit, but I might be trying to make a come back soon.




@Half Pint Sorry, was just reading the spreadsheet. Any chance we can move the Flashpoint to "Limbo Canon" Being that, in Captain Marvel's opening, i made reference to the Flashpoint having something to do with Bailey's arrival and i plan to reference it in my next post.


No problem! Could you link me what post you mean? I can't see Flashpoint in the limbo canon tab? This may be because I've just woke up though and not had my coffee yet
@Half Pint

The Q section is quite on point! It sounded like how one of those conversations would actually go in the movies.

I do hope he doesn't lose too many aston martains this adventure.


Thank you, that's a great compliment! I was really aiming for the classic Q patter rather than anything subversive or ironic. I always loved those old Q scenes in the classic films!

With many thanks to the great @Exit for their help with BBcode formatting.



Bond entered the high-tech modern office, decorated with antique furniture and relics from another age. Polished mahogany shelves lined the walls beside transparent digital displays glowing softly with streams of encrypted intelligence. A centuries-old naval sabre hung beneath a holographic tactical map. Leather-bound books sat beside touchscreens worth more than most London flats.

M was a walking contradiction.

Bond had remarked to Trevelyan more than once - always under his breath - that the old woman seemed determined to drag British intelligence simultaneously into the future and the past. One moment she was authorising satellite surveillance through SHIELD orbital systems, the next she was lecturing agents about proper decorum and the death of professionalism.

Personally, James suspected she simply enjoyed intimidating people.

The office windows overlooked a rain-soaked London skyline washed grey beneath heavy clouds. M sat behind her desk with reading glasses low on her nose, calmly reviewing a tablet filled with field reports without even acknowledging Bond's arrival. He knew better than to announce his arrival, and so he waited. This too was part of the ritual, a show of respect

Finally, without looking up she spoke.

"You look terrible."

Bond glanced down at his bruised knuckles. Dried blood still lingered beneath the skin despite his efforts to wash it away. "Thank you, ma'am."

"Was Kraków enjoyable?"

"I've had worse holidays."

M gave a faint hum of acknowledgement as she set the tablet aside. Her sharp eyes finally lifted to meet his. There was nothing warm about her gaze. No pride. No congratulations. A job like hers required a degree of self control so strong you could have mistaken her for emotionless.

"Elias Blackwell is dead."

"Yes, ma'am."

"The stolen artifact?"

Bond reached into the inside pocket of his coat and carefully produced the small glowing gem before placing it onto the desk between them. Its faint blue light reflected across the polished wood. For the first time since he'd entered, M's expression shifted slightly. She looked interested.

"You looked at it?" she asked.

"Briefly."

"And?"

Bond shrugged faintly. "It glows."

M did not smile. "A SHIELD research division in New Mexico lost three laboratories attempting to understand that object. Six researchers died. One disappeared entirely."

Bond glanced back toward the stone. "What exactly is it?"

"If I knew that, 007, this conversation would be considerably shorter." The designation still felt strange hearing it aloud. Not lieutenant, not commander, not even 'Bond'. It was a number - a weapon that had finally been given its name. M leaned back slightly in her chair. "You completed the assignment despite entering hostile territory unarmed, causing substantial structural damage, losing local surveillance support, and leaving behind a body that Polish authorities are currently attempting to explain to the press."

Bond considered his response for a moment. "With respect, ma'am, the body isn't particularly difficult to explain. He fell."

M ignored him. "You also deviated from mission parameters to assist a trafficking victim."

"I don't regret that."

"No." She replied coolly. "I imagine you don't."

A silence settled over the office, the only noise was the pitter patter of rain tapping softly against the windows. Finally, M folded her hands together on top of the desk. "The section chiefs were divided on you."

Bond raised an eyebrow slightly. "Oh?"

"Some consider you reckless. Others think you're emotionally compromised. One rather colourfully described you as a 'blunt instrument in an expensive suit.'"

"Well, at least he noticed the suit."

"But," M continued, "They also noted your adaptability, psychological composure under pressure, and willingness to complete the mission at any cost." She opened a drawer in her desk and removed a small black folder. "You've officially been granted double-oh status effective immediately."

Bond stared at the folder for a moment without moving. It was strange. After all the years of training, conditioning, examinations and violence...this was all it amounted to. A simple folder pushed across a desk.

M watched him carefully. "No witty remark, 007?"

Bond slowly picked up the folder. "I was trying to think of something patriotic."

"And?"

"I couldn't."

"Hmm. Quite." She reached into her desk once more, producing a golden bullet and placing it point up on the desk. "I'm afraid it's not all good news, Bond."

"It never is." He picked up the bullets and rolled it in his palm. "What's this? A souvenir for my new status?"


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"Quite the opposite. A threat." She rose from her seat, taking a long, slow glance out the window. "This is the calling card of one Franciso Scaramanga. The Man With the Golden Gun. Heard of him?"

"Of course. I don't know an agent here who hasn't tried to read his file. Acclaimed assassin for the highest bidder. Never seen, but his impact always felt." He turned the bullet over with his thumb. On the other side was an engraving - one that read '007' "And it seems he's heard of me. Although none of my enemies have the sort of cash to spend on the worlds best hitman."

"Yes, that's what's got us stumped. The missions you've completed so far aren't high profile enough to warrant this sort of thing. However impressively for us, he's never completed a hit on a double-oh agent. I believe this his attempt to change that." She turned back to Bond, resting a hand on the back of her leather chair. "There's only one thing for it, 007. We can't let you enter active duty until Scaramanga is found and disposed of. It's far too dangerous to have you on a mission that could be comprimised by an active agent like this."

James took a step back, his hands in his pockets and his gaze fixed on the ground. This was like all of his Christmasses rolled into one only for him to find he got nothing but coal each time. "And just how long will that take?"

"I won't lie to you, Bond. We've been on Scaramanga's tail unsuccesfully for decades now. My predeccesor made it a priority of his and still made very little progress. Nobody knows where he is or what he looks like, so I think it's fair to assume he has a huge edge on you wouldn't you agree?"

"I can't wait that long. What if I found him first ma'am?"

"That might change the situation dramatically, wouldn't you say?" Finally a smile tugged at the corner of her mouth.



James Bond in...




To call the research and development division of MI6 'cutting edge' would be to do it a disservice. The brightest minds and most abstract thinkers clamoured for a place amongst its alumni. Sure, their cousins across the pond led the world in their research and reverse-engineering of alien artifact, but their actual human development divisions were hampered by layers and layers of bureaucracy that preferred to aim its gun towards the stars.

Oh yes, the average SHIELD agent was very jealous of a double-oh's gadgets.

And the mastermind behind it all was Q. If M was the strict mother of the household, keeping everything together and running like a well oiled machine, then Q was the doting father. Ready to shower his children with gifts.

"Ahh, Bond. Or should I call you, 007?" The unassuming older gentleman said as the agent entered his lab. He stood up from behind his desk and gave him a congratulatory handshake with a warm smile.

"Bond is fine. I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the codename."

"Pish posh. Don't be modest. Everyone gets used to it sooner or later." He rounded around his desk and led Bond into the lab proper. Various lab coats were testing a variety of inventions far too complex for even the greatest minds to decipher. "I don't want to disappoint you bond, but the situation being that it is means the support I can give you is a bit more...subdued than normal. We just can't risk a man like Scaramanga getting his hands on any of our usual gadgets."

"Well, there's a vote of confidence. My first mission and you're already expecting me to fail?"

Q gave a look of feigned shock. "Oh, come now, Bond. We both know you work best under limitations. Plus-" He moved over to a desk, where a series of items had been laid out. "-I did manage to pull some strings with the bureaucrats upstairs. I've spent a bit of time working on what equipment I can provide you for this mission. Items designed specifically to combat Scaramanga."

"You're a gem, Q. What have you got for me?"

Q picked up what appeared to be an elegant silver cigarette case from the table and flicked it open with an effortless motion. Inside rested a row of immaculate black cigarettes banded with thin rings of gold.

"Cyanide?" Bond asked feigning a tone of hope.

"Good lord, no. Must everything with you double-ohs end in violent death?" Q sighed, though there was obvious amusement beneath it. He carefully removed one of the cigarettes and held it between two fingers. "These are trackers. Extremely sophisticated ones."

Bond raised an eyebrow. "You want me to offer Scaramanga a smoke?"

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"Not Scaramanga." Q pressed lightly against the filter, causing the gold band to split apart and reveal a tiny adhesive capsule hidden beneath. "The filter contains a micro-transmitter with a magnetic and adhesive backing. Plant it on clothing, jewellery, handbags, vehicles, anything likely to stay in close proximity to the target."

"And the cigarette?"

"A disguise. Nobody questions cigarettes in casinos, bars, or nightclubs. Especially attractive women." Q handed it over carefully. "The transmitter is SHIELD-assisted technology. Nearly impossible to detect unless one knows precisely what they're looking for."

Bond turned the case over appreciatively. "And here I thought smoking was bad for me."

"It is. Try not to inhale." Q moved further down the table and lifted what appeared to be an elegant Omega wristwatch, draping it over the back of his hand as he displayed it for Bond. "This one I fought very hard for."

Bond slipped it onto his wrist and glanced at the watch face "It tells the time?"

Q gave him a deeply unimpressed look. "Astonishing deduction, 007. Yes, amongst its many miraculous capabilities it does indeed manage to perform the basic function of a watch."

Bond strapped it onto his wrist. "And the other miraculous capabilities?"

Q clasped his hands behind his back and began pacing slowly beside the workbench. "Scaramanga is, above all else, a marksman. One does not earn a title like The Man With the Golden Gun by missing. The moment he decides to take a shot, you'll likely already be dead."

"Comforting."

"Which is why we've designed the watch to detect focused optical surveillance. Rifle scopes, high-powered sights, long-range targeting lenses - anything directing concentrated magnification toward the wearer triggers the sensor array hidden beneath the bezel."

Bond raised an eyebrow. "Meaning?"

"The watch flashes and vibrates the instant someone sights you through a scope." Q smiled faintly. "Think of it as a polite tap on the shoulder informing you somebody several hundred yards away is about to remove your head."

"So no checking the time while using it."

Q ignored him again, already reaching for the next object: a polished set of cufflinks. Bond paused. "Nice pick, Q. These will go great with the new suit."

"Yes, well, I know you like to be a snazzy dresser." Q pressed top of the cufflinks with his thumb and it clicked open. Inside sat an impossibly thin filament wire wound tightly around a miniature motor. "Garrote wire. Monomolecular edge. Strong enough to cut through steel handcuffs."

Bond gave an approving nod. "Subtle."

"You'll notice a recurring theme."

"Meaning?"

"You're hunting a man who survives because he expects spectacle. So I've equipped you with things he won't expect."

Q finally stopped at the last item resting alone near the edge of the table. A small ivory-coloured radio no larger than a cigarette packet.

Bond picked it up carefully. "This doesn't look very dangerous."

"It isn't. That's why it's important." Q folded his arms behind his back. "Long-range encrypted transmitter disguised as a standard civilian radio receiver. No satellite signature. No digital footprint. Entirely analogue."

"Bit old fashioned."

"Exactly." Q pointed at him with a surprising amount of irritation. "Scaramanga is believed to intercept military communications before agents even know they've been compromised. The man practically lives inside the modern surveillance state. So for this assignment we've gone backwards."

Bond looked over the collection once more. Nothing exploded spectacularly. Nothing invisible. Nothing absurd. No lasers. Very different from the normal Q-branch modus operandi. "You've gone to a lot of effort here Q. What's the occasion?"

"I can't put in a bit of extra legwork for a friend?" Q's expression dimmed slightly. "Scaramanga killed two agents I equipped in Hong Kong." He adjusted his glasses carefully. "One of them was a friend. I don't intend on having another die on my watch."

The humour in the room evaporated. Bond chose not to make the obvious pun. He gave him a quick nod. "Understood. Don't worry Q, we'll get our man this time."

For a moment neither man spoke. Around them the laboratory buzzed with life - engineers shouting measurements, prototype drones whizzing through testing chambers, sparks showering somewhere deeper within the facility. Finally Q cleared his throat and forced some levity back into his voice. "Now then. Before you go getting yourself murdered, there is one final matter."

Bond sighed. "There's always one."

Q reached beneath the desk and produced a set of car keys, dropping them into Bond's palm.

"Oh no." Bond muttered.

"Oh yes."

"You do remember what happened to the Aston Martin in Marseille?"

"I remember what happened to three Aston Martins in Marseille."

"That wasn't entirely my fault."

Q looked genuinely offended. "One of them ended up on a roof."

Bond slipped the keys into his pocket with a grin. "Then I'll do my best to only lose two this time."

"Do try. Treasury's begun referring to you as an active financial threat. Regardless, I think you'll like this one, Bond."
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Hi all, apologies for the triple post! Upon the great advice of our old friend @Stormyx I've elected to restrict access to the sheet to prevent any trolls from tampering with the sheet and potentially putting up some less than desireable images on it. As it stands now you should be able to click the link and view the document, and I believe I'll receive an email if you request access to edit. If you could please PM me when you do this so I know it's you that would be fantastic.

Alternatively, if you don't feel comfortable with your email address coming through to me you can send me over any amendments you think need to be made through PM and I can make these on your behalf. I intend to keep up to date on the timeline/everyone's posts, but am more than happy to be the servitor for the sheet to avoid any eye bleach being necessary.

Hi all, it's been long overdue, but I've managed to make a document detailing the timeline of the roleplay, along with including what is seen as canon, non-canon, and somewhere inbetween for the roleplay. I've also included a tab for everyone's active characters, which you can edit as much or as little as you please. I've added links to everyone's posts on these, and on my character tabs I've added parts for side characters and villains.

I'd please ask everyone to read the introduction tab before making any changes to the document. I'd originally intended to password lock the sheets to prevent any tampering, and wanted the change log to be used for everyone to write any amendments that need to be made so I can go in and change these. I'd ask that the introduction tab not be edited, and everyone's character tabs remain their own without interference from each other unless specifically asked. Please also leave the Canon, Non-Canon, and Limbo tabs alone. Any edits that need to be made to these please list on the change log and Kindred and Cyrania can discuss what needs to be done in this instance.

The timeline was made by me going through the IC and skimming what I could see as important events. This is primarily for the benefit of any new players that might like to join but are intimidated by the size of the IC and how muddled things have been with the players that have left. I'd then ask that if you want to add to this please do so chronologically from when the post was made and only with events you deem important to your characters/the story of the RP as a whole.

Feel free to add to the factions tab and anything you want at all to your character tabs. I originally intended to write a small blurb summarizing everyone's backstories and stories so far, but thought this is better left up to all of you if you would like to do this.

Without further ado please see the document here

I believe I've set it up so you shouldn't have to request access, but let me know if anyone has any issues.
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