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Otto had been waiting in the queue for what felt centuries - as it often does in lines like these. People just waiting for their chance to be rejected at the door. The invitation had listed all active heroes, but it seemed that some people were trying to stretch the definition of this pretty loosely. The bouncers definitely had their work cut out for them, not that it seemed to bother them very much. They looked to be taking as much joy out of rejecting people as they did from letting the bigger profile heroes cut their way past the queue - much to the chagrin of the onlookers too nervous to speak up for fear of being sent away.

Some had shown up in suits - banking on 'don't you know who my father is?', others had makeshift costumes and crude magic tricks to try and trick the doormen into thinking they had powers, one person even tried to flash an organ donor card and argue that this made them a bigger hero than any of the costumed freaks in there.

Otto paid little attention to it all, he adjusted his rental tux as best he could. It fit, albeit being very slightly too large to accomodate for the Octosuit underneath. Showing up out of costume would just be a danger to him at this point, and its not like anyone knew him without the tentacles anyway. He dropped the wireless headphones, currently bluetooth connected to his phone currently playing the greatest hits of Steely Dan, down to his shoulders as he got closer to the front of the line. He'd experimented with using earbuds, and even an inbuilt sound system for his mask, but dropped both for fear of the first being a trouble to remove without taking off his mask, and the second for fear of these being hacked and used against him.

He stood up straight and began to speak as he faced the doorman, who silenced him with a palm turned to face him as he turned and pressed a finger into the earpiece. Otto patiently waited while the bouncers ignored him and talked casually to each other. This was his first mistake. Otto had never been to a place as upmarket as this, and the pubs and clubs he and his friends frequented were best described as 'cheap and cheerful'. What mattered here was confidence. Giving off the aura that you belong. Otto had just demonstrated that he didn't at all.

"Uh, guys, I think I'd like to enter the gala now." He finally spoke.

"Oh would ya? Hey, Frank this guy would like to enter the gala" One of the bouncers said in a mocking tone, elbowing his pal gently in the ribs.

"And just who are you supposed to be? The bombastic bag man?"

"I'm the Octopus! You don't watch the news? I took down that giant crab monster in the bay?"

"Pfft, I ain't heard of ya."

"Oh, no I have heard of this guy!"

Otto's eyes sparked with joy. A surge of hope paced through his heart at the thought of being recognised, and of getting into the gala.

"Yeah! This guys that sign spinner on 47th street!" The second bouncer snapped his fingers. "That's it! Octopus Auto Sales!"

"What?"

"Octopus Auto Sales. Route 9. Big inflatable octopus out front. Wavin' all them arms around."

"That's not me."

"Coulda sworn it was."

"It's not."

The first bouncer squinted at him. "Listen buddy, this ain't the event for sign spinners. You either take a hike or we throw you on one."




Otto sat on the roof opposite the gala scratching his chin and wondering if he should just bin it all and go for a sandwich. No. He said internally. You are a superhero. You belong here.

That was it, who was he to let those two meatheads tell him who he was? All his life people like that pushed him around and told him what to do. Not tonight. He thought about swinging his way in, finding an open skylight or making one. But if he used his tentacles he'd either need to take off his suit jacket and shirt completely - and god knows he had no clue how to re-tie his bowtie without a youtube video and 30 minutes, or let them tear through the back of the suit entirely. That might have looked cool, but this suit was a rental and he did not have the money to spend if he broke it.

He'd need to do this the old fashioned way.

Sneaking around the perimeter of the gala building, and keeping clear out of view of any staff, he found his way to what he was looking for. An open window, just big enough for him to slide through. The most coveted of all secret entrance routes - the bathroom window.

Stacking various refuse and boxes from the alley around him, he balanced on his makeshift jenga pile before launching himself through the window. He landed with a mighty thud, in a crumple against the bathroom floor.



Her information had to be taken at face value - as sketchy as it all seemed. It was the only information he had to go on, even if it all was too good to be true.

Bond readied his Walther PPK, screwing on the silencer as the heavy rain dampened the sounds of his footsteps and wettened his hair. He made his way through doors and up stairs, over the partitions between roofs and sidling along ledges that split others. Finally he reached the door that blocked the way to his target.

Before barging in he made some preliminary checks. A quick peek through the keyhole confirmed there was nothing blocking it - if the door wasn't unlocked it would be easy enough to be picked, or at worst kicked in. He peaked around the corner and caught the sight of a black sniper rifle barrel pointing out of the window, with the rain battering the long silencer hanging off the end as the gun swayed and tracked the targets on the street below.

This fit the M.O. Scaramanga was never seen, never caught alive. It made sense that he shot from a distance. Bond relfected that his name might've been better fit as 'The Man with the Golden Bullet' over the Golden Gun.

He readied himself against the door. Lockpicking - even with all this rain - might make too much noise for a man holding a heavy caliber weapon like that. James had the element of surprise, but this could quickly be turned against him if he spent too much time looking for a stealthy way in. Even if he'd lockpicked his way in it would take half a second for Scaramanga to draw his firearm and point it directly at him. No, the forward approach was much better this time.

With a heavy boot he kicked open the door and pointed his pistol square in the eyes of the man in front. He was bespectacled, with a small moustache and a mature hairline. His outfit - much the opposite of what Bond had expected - was a light blue checked shirt tucked into a pair of tan chinos with a similar shade of brown shoes. He barely had time to react before the pistol was pointed directly at his head. He didn't react at all, in fact, maintaining his sight through the rifle.

"I didn't expect it to be this easy to catch you."

"Who said it would be this easy?"

He swung the rifle around quicker than Bond could react, swiping the pistol out of his hand and sending it skidding across the floor of the dirty rooftop shack with its tin roof. Bond reacted as quickly as he was caught - sending an elbow into the centre of the rifle and holding his assailants wrist in place with his other hand. The rifle reacted in kind to opposing forces applied to it and spun in the opposite direction to the pistol.

The moustache reacted quickly, sending an uppercut underneath his gripped arm straight to the jaw of Bond that forced him stumbling backwards. He put up his dukes, blocking another 4 strikes before sending a jab followed by a Thai knee to the midsection that enabled him to pull Bond's attacker into the clinch. He stepped out wide and spun him around, sending another knee into his midsection before sweeping his leg out from underneath him and throwing him flat on his back.

Scaramanga wasn't to be defeated though, as soon as he hit his back he refused to let the wind escape him. He rolled over the shoulder closest to bond in a half iminari roll and tangled up Bond's leg into a straight leg lock. A good move for every situation but this - a strategy that would have caught a lesser man than the expertly trained double-oh agent.

Bond stepped back around the side of the leg lock before it could be perfectly secured and dropped an elbow into the chest of the man, forcing him to let go of the lock as a whole. Both men rolled to their feet and emerged gripping their hidden knives. Bonds hidden in his inner coat pocket, the man opposites within his boot.

They clashed blades, sparks and the noise of metal hitting metal echoing out against the rain as they fenced and parried each other across the room. An occasional punch or shin kick adding a spice to the modern day duel.

Finally Bond advanced forward once more, pressing his serrated blade to the throat of the man in front. The only problem was the edge of the combat knife pressing itself into his stomach. They were at a standstill.

"It seems we're at an impasse."

"Seems so." His accent was far from Spanish. It was distinctly midwestern American.

"I have to say you're not what I expected."

"What exactly were you expecting?"

"Well, I expected a man with a golden gun to be a bit better dress-"

He was stopped mid-sentence by a small vibration in his wrist and the glint of a flash in the corner of his eye. The wristwatch Q had provided.

Bond's eyes widened, pulling the blade half an inch back and planting the sole of his shoe on the mystery mans solar plexus and forcing him back along the room with such force that it caused him to fall back and collapse to the ground. Just in time as the crack of a gunshot echoed through the night air and a bullet crashed through the window and pierced the air between them, embedding itself into the ground.

Both men shared a nervous glance between each other, a silent, solemn vow that communicated everything they needed to know. They had no idea who each other was, but neither of them was the man they were looking for.

They both clambered to their original spot, gripping their respective weapons and gazing out the window. Up on high, far away but just close enough to see stood a figure. One wearing a bright white suit, with a rain poncho pulled up over their jacket and their face. On their hip pointing up to the lightning that tore the skyline was a bright golden sniper rifle - one unlike either had seen before.

Bond couldn't see the figures face. He couldn't see any identifiable features from him. But somehow he knew. He knew that he was smiling.

The figure took off quickly, ducking away under cover of rain and darkness along the roofs. He was too far away and too high up for them to get to quickly. The rain would obscure his tracks and any noise. Scaramanga had been one step ahead.

Bond turned to the man he'd fought as soon as he'd turned to him. For a half second they readied their weapons, and then in a silent agreement they holstered them against their side.

"So, you're not Scaramanga, then?"

"Not quite. The name's Felix Leiter. SHIELD agent."

"Bond. James Bond. MI6."
The two men shared a handshake. Leiter was the wrong kind of unassuming. Americans were a strange breed - the more dangerous they got the more docile they looked. For every rough biker-type covered in tattoos posting pictures of themselves in tactical gear holding over accessorized rifles there was a Felix Leiter hidden in plain sight behind them. He looked more like a dad ready to start a barbecue than he did a trained killer.

And that's how Bond knew that SHIELD would send someone like him to track Scaramanga. Of course he wasn't the man himself, he wasn't flashy enough. A guy like this wouldn't carry around a golden gun - he'd carry around just enough to get the job done.

"MI6, huh? This is my first time meeting a double-oh."

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"How can you tell?"

"No way they'd send anything less for a target like this. I'm lucky enough they've got me on this detail."

Lucky. Quite the word to use. Far away from anything Bond would have described the situation.

"Well, Cowboy. It seems we've both been led down the rabbithole with no clue how to get out."

The sound of ziplines and the agents zipping down them punctuated the air. Too many to be allies.

"Well, what's say we make our own clues, limey?"

"Must be my lucky day."

The footsteps of balacava'd men surrounded the shack, around and on top. Felix raised a finger to his lips, maintaining as much of the broken secrecy they had as possible. He pointed his other thumb to a long, wide case next to him and crouched as quickly and quietly as he could - unlocking it when he was close enough.

Bond approached him all the same. Inside was two weapons, both as sci-fi and foreign as Bond would have expected from a SHIELD agent. They both stood, facing the door and the window that their assailants had to come through. Bond gripped the H&K G11 experimental rifle in his hands, while Leiter was pointing a SPAS-12 in the direction of the window without the barrel penetrating out of it.

The two agents nodded to each other. Bond could only appreciate the mutual professionalism received from an ally he'd held a knife to only moments ago. Both had been trained enough to know what was next.

The door was kicked in for a second time, the masked men attempting to burst their way in at the same time as the ziplines jumped down and into the room.

The three round burst made short work of the three making their way through the door, the two barrages piercing through the first man and into the two following. A volley of shotgun blasts sent the three abseiling in through the windows sliding down their ropes until their corpses ultimately fell onto the streets below.

Again, the two agents nodded to each other. There was no time to be lost with idle chatter. Now was the time for hard facts.

"Have you got an escape plan, cowboy?!"

"Plan, no. Escape yes." Called back Leiter, loading more shells into his shotgun. "I've got a plane not far out the city. Thought I could walk there though, didn't expect shit to hit the fan so quickly."

"How big's your plane?"

"What's it matter how big it is?"

"I've got an Aston Martin and I've promised a friend I won't lose it."

"Big enough, pal. Always happy to ride in style."

Bond smiled back at the American. He liked this guy.




The door was hanging almost off its hinges from being kicked in twice now. Felix gripped both ends and with a mighty tug broke it from the frame. Just in time too as a shower of bullets hit and richocheted off the metal door from a pair of agents standing at the end of the roof.

Felix turned over his shoulder and communicated everything he needed with a nod and a stern look. Bond put a hand on his shoulder, both men crouching slightly so that the door was almost flush against the ground. Bullets continued to ping off their makeshift shield until they were in range. With his rifle slung over his shoulder with the strap, he reached for his Walther and with ruthless precision dispatched one of the agents with two shots to the mid section and one right between the eyes.

In the meantime, Leiter charged the remaining agent who was desperately emptying his mag and turning to run away. Felix pushed the door towards his back, sending him stumbling down as the SHIELD agent followed it up with a mighty forearm - sending the man tumbling to his doom off the roof.

Bond checked the slide of his pistol, glancing up at Felix. "I like your style."

"Thank you kindly."

The two cautiously checked their mags, taking what they could from the equipment around them as they had a hurried conversation. "So just what exactly are SHIELD doing in Kowloon, Mr. Leiter? Scaramanga seems a bit out of your teams realm of interest."

Felix was loading a few shells into his shotgun. "You're not wrong there. It's not Scaramanga we're worried about - its who he's been working for."

"And who, pray tell, is that?"

Felix stopped for a moment, resting the butt of the shotgun against his hip with the barrel pointing into the air. "Ever heard of HYDRA?"

"I can't say I have."

"I'm not surprised. They collapsed not long after the war. Some small pockets here and there during the cold war, but nothing we couldn't handle."

"So you're saying they're back?"

"We're worried they never left."

Before they could continue the sound of a helicopter broke the noise of the rain, more ziplines announced the arrival of further Hydra goons being deployed on buildings all around them.

"Time to go."

"You said it, pal."

Their exit was hurried even further by the return of the helicopter, making its way to their position and this time with the two large miniguns pointing in their direction. They began to sprint as a shower of bullets followed them, the horrific tearing noise of the miniguns only matched by the loud clanging that the bullets made as they hit concrete and steel.

James, with his pistol still at the ready, shot a number of bullets through the window of an approaching building, just in the right spots so that when he jumped and threw his shoulder the glass smashed cleanly. Leiter jumped through the space and over James and both tumbled onto their stomachs, the helicopter continuing its path with its guns destroying the room around them.

"Your friends seem upset." Bond shouted over the noise.

"HYRDA ain't very good at letting things go!"

The helicopter swung around outside the shattered windows, floodlights cutting through the rain and sweeping across the building interior like prison searchlights. Bond caught sight of black-armoured figures fast-roping onto the adjacent rooftop. Too many of them. "If we stay here we're dead in thirty seconds!"

Leiter saw it too. His eyes flicked around the ruined room quickly. Destroyed furniture. Liquor shelves. Wiring hanging exposed from the ceiling. Then finally gas lines running beside the kitchen wall. Felix allowed himself a smile.

"I've got an idea!"

Felix reached inside his combat vest and pulled out a pack of gum. He opened it and began unwrapping a piece inside.

"Felix, if your plan is to die with minty breath I think we should explore some alternatives!"

Felix put the gum in his mouth and chewed quickly. "What can I say? Flying makes me stressed!" The SHIELD agent quickly took the gum out of his mouth and tossed it towards the damaged gas pipe beside the kitchen. It stuck right where he wanted it. "Time to move, James!"

The two men sprinted through the opposite doorway just as the room behind them vanished in a violent orange fireball. The blast wave punched through the walls and windows simultaneously, engulfing half the floor in flames and forcing the helicopter to veer sideways through the smoke. It almost crashed into a building opposite, the blades sparking and slicing at the concrete before the pilot took control once more.

But Felix wasn't aiming to destory the helicopter. He was aiming to cause chaos.

HYDRA agents shouted across rooftops while civilians below screamed and scattered through the rain-soaked streets of Kowloon. Car alarms began blaring beneath the gunfight above.

Bond and Felix burst out into a narrow alley three floors below via an emergency stairwell, both coughing through smoke and dust.

"You must tell me what brand of gum you buy." Bond quipped.

"Limited edition. SHIELD's own brand."

The alley opened onto a packed street market still operating - albeit with a hint of tension in the air - despite the chaos overhead. The rain and hum of electronics did a good job at masking the noise above, and Kowloon was no stranger to trouble.

A spotlight hit the duo and the sound from a loudspeaker ehcoed from above like the voice of god. "Targets visual confirmed."

Felix looked upward. "That's not good."

Bond followed his gaze just in time to see the helicopter banking around the buildings toward the street itself.

"Oh dear."

The mounted guns opened fire. The market erupted into panic. Food carts exploded apart beneath the barrage while crowds scattered in every direction. Bond grabbed a terrified child out of the line of fire instinctively, shoving him toward cover behind a concrete pillar before diving alongside Felix through a fish stall.

The Aston Martin sat nearly a block away beneath flickering neon signs exactly where Bond had left it earlier that evening. Unfortunately between them and the car stood about twenty armed HYDRA agents. Felix checked the shells remaining in his SPAS-12. "You still think this is your lucky day?"

Bond straightened his cuffs calmly despite the bullets flying overhead. "Mr. Leiter, if this were my lucky day I'd be in Monte Carlo with a martini."

Another explosion erupted nearby. "You get us out of here and I'll make you a martini myself!"

Bond suddenly grabbed a hanging electrical cable next to them and with quickly used the garrote wire from his cufflinks to cut it in half. It started sparking beside them and looked toward a flooded section of the street where several HYDRA troops were advancing.

Bond tossed the live wire into the water and shockwaves rippled through it. The electrified floodwater surged outward in bright violent flashes, sending the approaching soldiers convulsing violently before collapsing into the street. The remaining agents recoiled in panic.

Bond adjusted his tie. "Shocking behaviour."

The two men sprinted through the confusion toward the Aston Martin as the helicopter descended lower between the buildings behind them like a mechanical predator. Felix lowered to a crouch-run as they passed the bodies, gripping the tactical vest of one of the agents and dragging his unconscious body behind them.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm not going back empty handed. We're taking him with us."

He pressed the unlock button and the one for the boot as they approached. Bond vaulted over the bonnet and slid directly into the driver's seat while Felix quickly loaded the unconscious man into the boot and climbed in opposite him still clutching the shotgun.

The engine roared to life instantly. "Now this is nice."

"You Americans say the sweetest things."

The helicopter dropped into the street behind them just as Bond buried his foot against the accelerator. The Aston Martin surged forward through the neon-lit streets of Kowloon, its tyres fighting for grip against rain-slick asphalt. Around them the city became a blur of glowing signs, crowded intersections and startled civilians diving out of the way. Bond threaded the Aston between taxis, delivery vans and market stalls with the sort of confidence that suggested he considered traffic laws more of a polite suggestion than a rule.

Behind them the helicopter remained stubbornly persistent.

It climbed above the rooftops only to descend moments later between the buildings, its floodlights sweeping across the streets as twin miniguns spat streams of fire toward their position. Concrete shattered behind the Aston while rounds chewed through signs, storefronts and anything - or anyone - unfortunate enough to be caught in their path.

"Bond, we've gotta lose this guy!" Felix shouted over the noise. "The plane'll be a sitting duck if he follows us to the runway!"

"I've got a plan."

Bond didn't bother to elaborate just yet. Instead he continued driving, taking turns that seemed increasingly random. They crossed canals, doubled back on themselves and circled entire city blocks. To anyone else it would have looked aimless. To Bond it was simply a matter of finding the right piece of terrain.

Eventually he spotted it. A drawbridge spanning one of Kowloon's harbour channels, already beginning to rise to allow a freighter through beneath it.

"How's your hacking?" Bond asked.

"Good enough. What do you need?"

"I need that bridge up as quickly as possible."

Felix produced a compact SHIELD device from his vest and flipped it open, tapping into a small keyboard.

"Piece of cake."

Bond wasn't entirely convinced. Americans had a tendency to describe incredibly complicated things as simple right before they exploded. Still, a glance in the mirror showed the bridge beginning to rise faster than before, its warning lights flashing as the mechanism groaned into motion. Felix gave a satisfied nod.

"There. Now what?"

"Now we hope your technology is as good as you say."

The helicopter emerged from between two office towers behind them, descending lower as it closed the distance. Whoever was piloting it had clearly decided that things were personal.

Bond accelerated.

The Aston's engine roared in protest as they charged toward the rising bridge. Rain hammered against the windscreen while the gap beneath the structure widened steadily. Behind them the helicopter followed, committed now to the chase.

At the last possible moment Bond activated the nitrous and the Aston leapt forward. Simultaneously he touched the handbrake just enough to unsettle the rear wheels. The car swung sideways as it hit the incline of the rising bridge and launched into open air.

For a brief second there was only rain, steel and empty space beneath them. Then the Aston's headlights slid down and a pair of machine guns emerged from behind them. Bond pressed the firing stud mounted discreetly into the steering wheel and the machine guns erupted to life.

Tracer rounds streaked through the darkness toward the pursuing helicopter. The pilot answered immediately, the two streams of fire crossing one another above the harbour while the rain flashed silver in the muzzle bursts.

Bond wasn't trying to destroy the aircraft. Even he knew that was optimistic. He merely needed to distract the pilot.

The rounds shattered sections of the windshield and forced the helicopter slightly off course, but fortunately, slightly was all it took. One of the rotors clipped the steel framework of the rising bridge. The sound was deafening, the scream of metal against metal practically played in slow-motion as the two watched in hope.

The helicopter lurched violently sideways as fragments of rotor blade exploded outward. For a moment it appeared the pilot might regain control. Then the tail section struck the bridge itself.

That ended any hope of recovery.

The aircraft spun twice before slamming into the steel structure and disappearing into a blossom of orange flame. The explosion illuminated the harbour below and sent burning debris raining into the water. The Aston landed hard on the far side of the channel. Bond fought the wheel, corrected the slide and accelerated away before anyone involved had the opportunity to change their minds.

Beside him Felix looked back through the rear window at the burning wreckage.

"I take back everything I've ever said about British cars."

Bond allowed himself a small smile. The remainder of the journey passed considerably more peacefully. By the time they reached the airfield the unconscious HYDRA operative had begun stirring in the boot. Bond watched as Felix and a pair of ground crew loaded both prisoner and Aston Martin into the cargo aircraft.

"Please tell me he isn't bleeding on the upholstery."

Felix glanced at the captive. "A little."

Bond sighed. "Q is never going to let me hear the end of this."

"Club soda my friend. Works a charm."

Several hours later they were airborne. Bond occupied the co-pilot's seat while Felix guided the aircraft through a blanket of cloud that seemed to stretch endlessly in every direction. The prisoner remained secured in the cargo bay behind them, still groggy and thoroughly confused.

"So where exactly are we headed?" Bond asked. "Because I'm still no closer to finding Scaramanga than I was this morning."

Felix nodded toward the rear of the aircraft. "That's what I'm hoping our friend back there can help us with. We're headed back home. Safest place for the interrogation."

"And where is home?"

Felix smiled. "Don't worry, James. I'm sure everyone will make you feel more than welcome."

A few hours later the clouds ahead began to part.

Bond had seen photographs of the SHIELD Helicarrier before. Intelligence briefings. Grainy reconnaissance images. The sort of pictures that inevitably made revolutionary technology look rather ordinary.

The reality was something else entirely.

The colossal vessel hung suspended above the clouds like a floating city. Massive engines thundered beneath its structure while aircraft moved across its vast flight deck in carefully choreographed patterns. Sunlight reflected from steel and glass alike, turning the entire machine into something that looked less engineered and more mythical.

For perhaps the first time that day, James Bond found himself momentarily speechless.

I'll give y'all 3 guesses as to who'd be playing Solomon in that post.


I honestly have no idea!

Also, I've changed part of my second post as Bond to change the pen garrote to one inside his cufflinks. Not a big change, but it flows better with what I'm doing in my next post.
@Bounce This is like all my christmasses rolled into one
3 bond posts in a row!




James had read through the one page file on the man known only as Scaramanga umpteen times. To call it sparse was an understatement. Any information that could be gleamed from its pitiful script was near useless, bar one lead. A member of the SDU (Special Duties Unit) in Hong Kong had found a lead on a gun-maker. One legendary in skill, enough to suit a man like Scaramnaga's needs. Other than that, all he could find from the document was that his target was likely to be from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country, and from how long he'd been operating had to be at the very least in his 50s.

It was nothing at all to go on, really. But a fools hope was all that Bond had.

The plane touched down in the afternoon and by night Bond had gotten his bearings. He'd found his hotel, had a few drinks, and been aquainted with his new Aston Martin. It was now time to do some proper sureillance.

Bond had left his hotel with the only lead being the gunmaker. Preliminary contact with the MI6 associates in Hong Kong had led him to their only source in the night market. Rain battered down on the neon stained streets of Chongqing, mixing with steam that rose from food stalls packed shoulder beneath hanging gardens of signs and exposed electrical wiring. A place like this was more similar to London than most would realise. It was loud, humid, and overcrowded - a city constantly speaking over itself.

Bond moved through the night market like he'd lived there for years. His hands were stuffed in his overcoat pockets and his collar turned up as he passed gamblers, sailors, triad, prostitutes, and businessmen without drawing a second glance. Somewhere above him a woman laughed from an apartment balcony while Cantonese opera crackled through a battered radio nearby.

His contact in the SDU - a young Lieutenant by the name of, Hip - had given him only a name before disappearing back into the crowds.

Liao Wei.

If the rumours surrounding the man were true, he was less an engineer and more a sculptor who happened to work in firearms. Custom pieces. Precision rifles. Exotic ammunition. Supposedly half the professional killers operating east of Europe had carried one of his creations at some point. Including - Bond hoped - Scaramanga.

A narrow staircase hidden between two food vendors led upward into darkness. Bond climbed slowly, each wooden step creaking beneath his shoes until the sounds of the market dulled into a distant murmur. At the end of the corridor sat a rusted metal door. Bond knocked twice and waited. Nothing happened for some time and he considered other ways in just as the hatch slid open - an old pair of eyes gazing out and studying the agent carefully.

"You are lost."

"Story of my life." Bond produced a cigarette, lighting it calmly. "I'm looking for someone who appreciates craftsmanship."

The eyes narrowed slightly. "What kind of craftsmanship?"

"The expensive and deadly kind."

A long silence followed. Both sets of eyes staring back at each other waiting for the other to break. Finally the hatch shut again. Several locks disengaged one after another before the door creaked inward.

The workshop beyond looked more like a watchmaker's laboratory than an armoury. Precision tools hung from immaculate walls while disassembled firearms rested beneath hanging lamps. The air smelled faintly of machine oil and burnt metal.

At the centre of the room sat Liao Wei himself - impossibly old and thin, spectacles low on his nose as he adjusted something microscopic beneath a magnifying lens. He didn't look up as Bond stepped further into the room, his helper - the one who had opened the door - stood by the side of it, glaring at him.

"You are the police?"

Bond wandered slowly through the room, examining the craftsmanship around him. "Do I look like police?"

"Not quite. You look worse."

On one workbench rested an assortment of bizarre weapons: pistols with skeletal frames, hollow-point rounds with strange grooves carved into them, even what appeared to be a fountain pen with a trigger mechanism built into the cap. He felt like he was in an evil inversion of Q's workshop. "I was told you manufacture speciality items."

"I manufacture for clients."

"And if one of your clients happened to specialise in gold bullets?"

For the first time the old man paused. He held what he was working with still in his hand before calmly placing it on the workbench behind him, his gaze still fixed on it. Liao slowly removed his glasses. "You should leave."

"Ah." Bond nodded slightly. "So we're finally getting somewhere."

"I do not know this man."

"But you've heard of him. That's more than most can say."

The room fell to silence, Liao still avoiding Bond's gaze. Bond picked up the strange fountain pen from the workbench, turning it over in his fingers. "I wouldn't do that." Liao warned reaching a hand out towards him.

Bond clicked the top experimentally and a bullet violently shot from the end with a metallic snap and embedded itself into the wall opposite. Bond raised an eyebrow. "Charming."

"I asked you not to do that."

Bond casually stepped closer, holding the weapon loosely now. He swung it between his fingers, allowing the end to swing towards the gunmaker haphazardly as casual as he liked. "Here's the problem, Mr. Wei. Somewhere out there is a professional assassin trying to kill me, and your name has appeared beside his."

The old man's expression hardened immediately. He made micro movements trying to avoid the path of the deadly writing utensil. "You should not say such things here."

"Why? Afraid he'll hear me?"

"No." Liao's voice lowered carefully. "That's something you should be afraid of yourself."

Bond slowly lowered the weapon, though he did not put it down. "I'm not here to arrest you." he said calmly. "In fact, if we're both careful, then this conversation never happened."

Liao studied him for several moments, considering his options. In his line of work he'd met men like this many times. They weren't to be trifled with. He let out a sigh. "I've never met him personally, I just supply the bullets." The old man moved toward a locked drawer and carefully removed a single golden bullet before placing it onto the table between them. "He sends a courier to have them delivered. Never the same person twice, but there is one constant."

Bond looked down at the round. He had to admire the craftmanship, it was almost elegant in design, like gazing at a Caravaggio painting.

"He collects these from a nightclub singer in Wan Chai."

"A second courier?"

"I did not say that. My part of the job ends there."

"But she handles deliveries."

Liao remained silent, replying instead by scribbling an address onto a scrap of paper and sliding it across the table reluctantly. Bond glanced down at the name. Club Éclipse.

"How often does the handover take place?"

"Tonight." Bond looked back up sharply. Liao's face had gone pale with regret already, as though he'd realised too late he'd said far too much. "If he learns I spoke to you-"

"He won't."

"You cannot promise that."

"No." Bond admitted. "But I can promise something else." He calmly pocketed the pen in his inside pocket. "I intend to kill Scaramanga before he has the chance to kill me. If you're lucky, this will be well before he catches wind of any of this."



Club Éclipse wasn't at all what Bond had expected. Far from the seedy back-alley gambling establishment with cheap alcohol and cheaper women that he'd come to expect from missions like these, it was in fact an up market establishment, complete with a black-tie dress code and better yet a live band. The lead of which Bond was eager to make contact with.

The club sat high above the harbour inside one of the newer luxury towers. Its entrance was guarded by polished marble, velvet ropes, and men in black suits who looked more military than security. Jazz drifted softly through hidden speakers while wealthy patrons laughed over baccarat tables beneath crystal chandeliers that reflected gold light across the room.

Bond adjusted the cuffs of his dinner jacket as he stepped inside and glanced around the room. If Scaramanga truly operated through places like this, it told him something important already.

The man had taste.

He resisted the urge to play a quick game of chance, (One that would no doubt turn into a long session of multiple games) and made his way over to the main lounge. A singers voice floated above the muted conversations dotted around the room at various candlelit tables.

It didn't take him long to spot her. She stood beneath a single spotlight atop the circular stage, draped in a black silk dress that shimmered like oil beneath the lights. Her voice was low and smoky, effortless in a way that suggested she'd been performing in places like this her entire life. Dark hair framed sharp features and intelligent eyes that wandered lazily across the crowd without ever settling anywhere for too long.

Bond took a seat near the stage, close enough that he could see her clearly without drawing too much attention to himself, and ordered a whisky without taking his eyes off her.

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Around him, politicians, businessmen and triad lieutenants sat hypnotised by the performance, but Bond noticed what they didn't. She was looking for someone. She was a professional for sure, but through her entire performance she was searching for her courier.

The song ended to a sea of applause. The singer gave a graceful bow before disappearing behind a velvet curtain at the rear of the stage. Bond savoured his drink for a moment, before finishing it and rising from his chair. Time to work.




The backstage corridors were narrow and dimly lit compared to the glamour outside. Staff hurried past carrying drinks, makeup kits and armfuls of costumes without paying Bond much attention. Wealthy men wandered in and out of private rooms here often enough that confidence alone functioned as identification.

Bond found her near a dressing table lined with glowing bulbs. Up close she was even more beautiful than on stage. But her beauty did little to hide the sad expression that stared back at her in the mirror. She looked at him through that same mirror before speaking.

"Fans usually wait until after the second set."

Bond smiled faintly. "And miss the opportunity to be the first compliment?"

"That depends." She turned slightly in her chair. "Are you actually here to compliment me?"

"Amongst other things."

She gave him a smirk, turning in her chair and motioning to another chair. "Then take a seat, Mr...?"

"Bond." He took the chair opposite her. "James Bond."

That was intentional. A tester to see her reaction. He immediately saw the flicker in her eyes at the mention of his name. Any employee of Scaramanga was unlikely to know his target, this indicated she was closer to him than just someone he paid.

She recovered quickly, reaching for a cigarette from a silver case resting beside the mirror. Bond moved before she could light it.

"Those'll kill you." He produced Q's cigarette case from his jacket instead and offered one toward her. She hesitated only briefly before accepting.

"English cigarettes?" she asked.

"One of our few successful exports." He lit it for her. As she leaned closer the faintest smile touched Bond's lips. "Here. Take the box, a memento from a fan." He offered her up the rest, only to be met with a palm that rejected them.

"I'm afraid I've got my own, Mr. Bond." She inhaled slowly before studying him again through the smoke. "So what does an Englishman want with a nightclub singer?"

"Honestly?"

"That would be refreshing."

"I was told someone here might know where to find a man."

Her expression changed again. From curiosity to concern. "What kind of man?"

Bond leaned back casually. "The sort who prefers gold bullets."

The atmosphere shifted immediately. You could cut the tension with a knife. Then her laughter broke the electric in the air. "I think you've had too much to drink, Mr. Bond."

"Entirely possible."

"You should leave this alone."

"I've heard that before. I have trouble taking advice."

"Take it this time."

Bond watched her carefully now. Every instinct told him she knew far more than she wanted to admit. But he also sensed something else beneath the composure. She crossed the room toward a small cabinet and poured herself another drink before finally speaking again. "Men who search for Scaramanga disappear."

"I'm used to disappearing. I do it on my own terms though."

"You don't understand." She turned back toward him fully now. "He sees things before they happen. Knows where people will stand. Where they'll run. When they'll panic." Her voice lowered slightly. "You don't hunt a man like that. You survive him if you're lucky. And no one. No one has been lucky yet."

Bond rose slowly from his chair. "And yet you still know where I might find him."

For several moments she said nothing. Then finally she spoke. "Tomorrow night. Kowloon." She moved to her dressing table and scribbled something onto a napkin before handing it over reluctantly. "An abandoned rooftop overlooking the night market. If your man exists, that's where he'll be."

Bond glanced down at the address. It didn't take a genius to work out this was a snipers nest. "You're very helpful for someone who wanted me to stay away from this."

Something almost sad crossed her expression. "Maybe I don't like watching men walk blindly toward their deaths. At least with this you'll know where you're going to die."

Before Bond could answer, a voice called from further down the corridor. "Linh! Five minutes!"

She looked toward the doorway before turning back to Bond. By the time she did, the composure had returned completely. She was a perfect performer. "You should go now, Mr. Bond."

Bond slipped the napkin into his pocket and offered her one final smile. "You know, most women buy me dinner before trying to have me killed."

For the first time all evening, she genuinely smiled back. "Then perhaps I'm old fashioned. Maybe it should be you buying me dinner."

Bond turned and disappeared back into the noise and glamour of Club Éclipse. As much as he'd have loved to have dinner with Miss. Linh, there was no time to waste.
@Half Pint Well, that's what i meant, i am still currently considering the Flashpoint to be Limbo Canon due to me referencing it in this post. At the time it seemed logical to try and make the world seem larger by implying that what happened to Bailey was part of unforeseen consequences of the Flashpoint.

<Snipped quote by Wizard Shazam>

Also, i've been planning out my next post. I was wondering if anyone who was in "Ultimate One Universe: Resistance" would mind me using a character of theirs from that RP for the upcoming post? I'll probably start writing on Sunday when the current heatwave that has been melting what little brains i have, along with my poor 5 year old computer's hard-drive. So, if i don't hear anything, i'll just use my own characters and make vague illusion to some others.


Sent you a PM as I'm not understanding what you mean and I want to save myself further public embarassment
Who let Half have James Bond!?

I'm trying to find the muse to write again. I'm still not in a great place RL to where I could really commit, but I might be trying to make a come back soon.




@Half Pint Sorry, was just reading the spreadsheet. Any chance we can move the Flashpoint to "Limbo Canon" Being that, in Captain Marvel's opening, i made reference to the Flashpoint having something to do with Bailey's arrival and i plan to reference it in my next post.


No problem! Could you link me what post you mean? I can't see Flashpoint in the limbo canon tab? This may be because I've just woke up though and not had my coffee yet
@Half Pint

The Q section is quite on point! It sounded like how one of those conversations would actually go in the movies.

I do hope he doesn't lose too many aston martains this adventure.


Thank you, that's a great compliment! I was really aiming for the classic Q patter rather than anything subversive or ironic. I always loved those old Q scenes in the classic films!

With many thanks to the great @Exit for their help with BBcode formatting.



Bond entered the high-tech modern office, decorated with antique furniture and relics from another age. Polished mahogany shelves lined the walls beside transparent digital displays glowing softly with streams of encrypted intelligence. A centuries-old naval sabre hung beneath a holographic tactical map. Leather-bound books sat beside touchscreens worth more than most London flats.

M was a walking contradiction.

Bond had remarked to Trevelyan more than once - always under his breath - that the old woman seemed determined to drag British intelligence simultaneously into the future and the past. One moment she was authorising satellite surveillance through SHIELD orbital systems, the next she was lecturing agents about proper decorum and the death of professionalism.

Personally, James suspected she simply enjoyed intimidating people.

The office windows overlooked a rain-soaked London skyline washed grey beneath heavy clouds. M sat behind her desk with reading glasses low on her nose, calmly reviewing a tablet filled with field reports without even acknowledging Bond's arrival. He knew better than to announce his arrival, and so he waited. This too was part of the ritual, a show of respect

Finally, without looking up she spoke.

"You look terrible."

Bond glanced down at his bruised knuckles. Dried blood still lingered beneath the skin despite his efforts to wash it away. "Thank you, ma'am."

"Was Kraków enjoyable?"

"I've had worse holidays."

M gave a faint hum of acknowledgement as she set the tablet aside. Her sharp eyes finally lifted to meet his. There was nothing warm about her gaze. No pride. No congratulations. A job like hers required a degree of self control so strong you could have mistaken her for emotionless.

"Elias Blackwell is dead."

"Yes, ma'am."

"The stolen artifact?"

Bond reached into the inside pocket of his coat and carefully produced the small glowing gem before placing it onto the desk between them. Its faint blue light reflected across the polished wood. For the first time since he'd entered, M's expression shifted slightly. She looked interested.

"You looked at it?" she asked.

"Briefly."

"And?"

Bond shrugged faintly. "It glows."

M did not smile. "A SHIELD research division in New Mexico lost three laboratories attempting to understand that object. Six researchers died. One disappeared entirely."

Bond glanced back toward the stone. "What exactly is it?"

"If I knew that, 007, this conversation would be considerably shorter." The designation still felt strange hearing it aloud. Not lieutenant, not commander, not even 'Bond'. It was a number - a weapon that had finally been given its name. M leaned back slightly in her chair. "You completed the assignment despite entering hostile territory unarmed, causing substantial structural damage, losing local surveillance support, and leaving behind a body that Polish authorities are currently attempting to explain to the press."

Bond considered his response for a moment. "With respect, ma'am, the body isn't particularly difficult to explain. He fell."

M ignored him. "You also deviated from mission parameters to assist a trafficking victim."

"I don't regret that."

"No." She replied coolly. "I imagine you don't."

A silence settled over the office, the only noise was the pitter patter of rain tapping softly against the windows. Finally, M folded her hands together on top of the desk. "The section chiefs were divided on you."

Bond raised an eyebrow slightly. "Oh?"

"Some consider you reckless. Others think you're emotionally compromised. One rather colourfully described you as a 'blunt instrument in an expensive suit.'"

"Well, at least he noticed the suit."

"But," M continued, "They also noted your adaptability, psychological composure under pressure, and willingness to complete the mission at any cost." She opened a drawer in her desk and removed a small black folder. "You've officially been granted double-oh status effective immediately."

Bond stared at the folder for a moment without moving. It was strange. After all the years of training, conditioning, examinations and violence...this was all it amounted to. A simple folder pushed across a desk.

M watched him carefully. "No witty remark, 007?"

Bond slowly picked up the folder. "I was trying to think of something patriotic."

"And?"

"I couldn't."

"Hmm. Quite." She reached into her desk once more, producing a golden bullet and placing it point up on the desk. "I'm afraid it's not all good news, Bond."

"It never is." He picked up the bullets and rolled it in his palm. "What's this? A souvenir for my new status?"


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"Quite the opposite. A threat." She rose from her seat, taking a long, slow glance out the window. "This is the calling card of one Franciso Scaramanga. The Man With the Golden Gun. Heard of him?"

"Of course. I don't know an agent here who hasn't tried to read his file. Acclaimed assassin for the highest bidder. Never seen, but his impact always felt." He turned the bullet over with his thumb. On the other side was an engraving - one that read '007' "And it seems he's heard of me. Although none of my enemies have the sort of cash to spend on the worlds best hitman."

"Yes, that's what's got us stumped. The missions you've completed so far aren't high profile enough to warrant this sort of thing. However impressively for us, he's never completed a hit on a double-oh agent. I believe this his attempt to change that." She turned back to Bond, resting a hand on the back of her leather chair. "There's only one thing for it, 007. We can't let you enter active duty until Scaramanga is found and disposed of. It's far too dangerous to have you on a mission that could be comprimised by an active agent like this."

James took a step back, his hands in his pockets and his gaze fixed on the ground. This was like all of his Christmasses rolled into one only for him to find he got nothing but coal each time. "And just how long will that take?"

"I won't lie to you, Bond. We've been on Scaramanga's tail unsuccesfully for decades now. My predeccesor made it a priority of his and still made very little progress. Nobody knows where he is or what he looks like, so I think it's fair to assume he has a huge edge on you wouldn't you agree?"

"I can't wait that long. What if I found him first ma'am?"

"That might change the situation dramatically, wouldn't you say?" Finally a smile tugged at the corner of her mouth.



James Bond in...




To call the research and development division of MI6 'cutting edge' would be to do it a disservice. The brightest minds and most abstract thinkers clamoured for a place amongst its alumni. Sure, their cousins across the pond led the world in their research and reverse-engineering of alien artifact, but their actual human development divisions were hampered by layers and layers of bureaucracy that preferred to aim its gun towards the stars.

Oh yes, the average SHIELD agent was very jealous of a double-oh's gadgets.

And the mastermind behind it all was Q. If M was the strict mother of the household, keeping everything together and running like a well oiled machine, then Q was the doting father. Ready to shower his children with gifts.

"Ahh, Bond. Or should I call you, 007?" The unassuming older gentleman said as the agent entered his lab. He stood up from behind his desk and gave him a congratulatory handshake with a warm smile.

"Bond is fine. I'm not sure I'll ever get used to the codename."

"Pish posh. Don't be modest. Everyone gets used to it sooner or later." He rounded around his desk and led Bond into the lab proper. Various lab coats were testing a variety of inventions far too complex for even the greatest minds to decipher. "I don't want to disappoint you bond, but the situation being that it is means the support I can give you is a bit more...subdued than normal. We just can't risk a man like Scaramanga getting his hands on any of our usual gadgets."

"Well, there's a vote of confidence. My first mission and you're already expecting me to fail?"

Q gave a look of feigned shock. "Oh, come now, Bond. We both know you work best under limitations. Plus-" He moved over to a desk, where a series of items had been laid out. "-I did manage to pull some strings with the bureaucrats upstairs. I've spent a bit of time working on what equipment I can provide you for this mission. Items designed specifically to combat Scaramanga."

"You're a gem, Q. What have you got for me?"

Q picked up what appeared to be an elegant silver cigarette case from the table and flicked it open with an effortless motion. Inside rested a row of immaculate black cigarettes banded with thin rings of gold.

"Cyanide?" Bond asked feigning a tone of hope.

"Good lord, no. Must everything with you double-ohs end in violent death?" Q sighed, though there was obvious amusement beneath it. He carefully removed one of the cigarettes and held it between two fingers. "These are trackers. Extremely sophisticated ones."

Bond raised an eyebrow. "You want me to offer Scaramanga a smoke?"

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"Not Scaramanga." Q pressed lightly against the filter, causing the gold band to split apart and reveal a tiny adhesive capsule hidden beneath. "The filter contains a micro-transmitter with a magnetic and adhesive backing. Plant it on clothing, jewellery, handbags, vehicles, anything likely to stay in close proximity to the target."

"And the cigarette?"

"A disguise. Nobody questions cigarettes in casinos, bars, or nightclubs. Especially attractive women." Q handed it over carefully. "The transmitter is SHIELD-assisted technology. Nearly impossible to detect unless one knows precisely what they're looking for."

Bond turned the case over appreciatively. "And here I thought smoking was bad for me."

"It is. Try not to inhale." Q moved further down the table and lifted what appeared to be an elegant Omega wristwatch, draping it over the back of his hand as he displayed it for Bond. "This one I fought very hard for."

Bond slipped it onto his wrist and glanced at the watch face "It tells the time?"

Q gave him a deeply unimpressed look. "Astonishing deduction, 007. Yes, amongst its many miraculous capabilities it does indeed manage to perform the basic function of a watch."

Bond strapped it onto his wrist. "And the other miraculous capabilities?"

Q clasped his hands behind his back and began pacing slowly beside the workbench. "Scaramanga is, above all else, a marksman. One does not earn a title like The Man With the Golden Gun by missing. The moment he decides to take a shot, you'll likely already be dead."

"Comforting."

"Which is why we've designed the watch to detect focused optical surveillance. Rifle scopes, high-powered sights, long-range targeting lenses - anything directing concentrated magnification toward the wearer triggers the sensor array hidden beneath the bezel."

Bond raised an eyebrow. "Meaning?"

"The watch flashes and vibrates the instant someone sights you through a scope." Q smiled faintly. "Think of it as a polite tap on the shoulder informing you somebody several hundred yards away is about to remove your head."

"So no checking the time while using it."

Q ignored him again, already reaching for the next object: a polished set of cufflinks. Bond paused. "Nice pick, Q. These will go great with the new suit."

"Yes, well, I know you like to be a snazzy dresser." Q pressed top of the cufflinks with his thumb and it clicked open. Inside sat an impossibly thin filament wire wound tightly around a miniature motor. "Garrote wire. Monomolecular edge. Strong enough to cut through steel handcuffs."

Bond gave an approving nod. "Subtle."

"You'll notice a recurring theme."

"Meaning?"

"You're hunting a man who survives because he expects spectacle. So I've equipped you with things he won't expect."

Q finally stopped at the last item resting alone near the edge of the table. A small ivory-coloured radio no larger than a cigarette packet.

Bond picked it up carefully. "This doesn't look very dangerous."

"It isn't. That's why it's important." Q folded his arms behind his back. "Long-range encrypted transmitter disguised as a standard civilian radio receiver. No satellite signature. No digital footprint. Entirely analogue."

"Bit old fashioned."

"Exactly." Q pointed at him with a surprising amount of irritation. "Scaramanga is believed to intercept military communications before agents even know they've been compromised. The man practically lives inside the modern surveillance state. So for this assignment we've gone backwards."

Bond looked over the collection once more. Nothing exploded spectacularly. Nothing invisible. Nothing absurd. No lasers. Very different from the normal Q-branch modus operandi. "You've gone to a lot of effort here Q. What's the occasion?"

"I can't put in a bit of extra legwork for a friend?" Q's expression dimmed slightly. "Scaramanga killed two agents I equipped in Hong Kong." He adjusted his glasses carefully. "One of them was a friend. I don't intend on having another die on my watch."

The humour in the room evaporated. Bond chose not to make the obvious pun. He gave him a quick nod. "Understood. Don't worry Q, we'll get our man this time."

For a moment neither man spoke. Around them the laboratory buzzed with life - engineers shouting measurements, prototype drones whizzing through testing chambers, sparks showering somewhere deeper within the facility. Finally Q cleared his throat and forced some levity back into his voice. "Now then. Before you go getting yourself murdered, there is one final matter."

Bond sighed. "There's always one."

Q reached beneath the desk and produced a set of car keys, dropping them into Bond's palm.

"Oh no." Bond muttered.

"Oh yes."

"You do remember what happened to the Aston Martin in Marseille?"

"I remember what happened to three Aston Martins in Marseille."

"That wasn't entirely my fault."

Q looked genuinely offended. "One of them ended up on a roof."

Bond slipped the keys into his pocket with a grin. "Then I'll do my best to only lose two this time."

"Do try. Treasury's begun referring to you as an active financial threat. Regardless, I think you'll like this one, Bond."
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