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Location: Red's Goodie Basket

Mentions:@Drag


The chime of a brass bell signaled the exit of a young family of four a street corner store. They walked past the glass front windows and out of sight smiling with colorful paper bags clutched in their hands. Contained inside were plump cupcakes delicately decorated with flower like swirls of red and black frosting. The poorly sized paper to-go bags that stored them almost guaranteed their Faberge-like frosted tops would be smooshed by the time the family arrived home to eat them. Red however felt that merely enhanced the flavor.

"Come again!"

Little Red Riding Hood stood behind the glass topped counter of her very own store and waved as her latest customers left. An apron gently stained with a rainbow of dark frostings and batters hung from her neck as a crimson hood rested atop her head, standing out against her morning coffee black hair. Once her customers had disappeared from view she moved quickly and replaced the cupcakes in the display to restore it to full capacity.

As she worked the young girl hummed to herself. The corners of her mouth were turned upwards in a wide smile and every move she took carried with it a bouncing energy of merriment. Anyone who walked by would have simply assumed Red was happy that business was going well.

In reality she was smiling because a vicious murder had been committed.

"It pays to have sources. Usually quite literally!" Red giggled to herself as she straightened out and checked the kitty-cat wall clock she had behind the counter.

"I'll probably be receiving a visit from the Crier any minute now. I wonder if he'll assume I'm the suspect and rough me up before trying to take me in. Ooh, I could really play that up. Me, teary eyed, covered in bruises, behind bars in that shitty little jail we have somewhere. The community would be up in arms once they found out I was innocent. Spinning that hate into getting him under my thumb would be easy, but seeing him eat his gun would be fun too..."

As intriguing as the possibilities were Red knew that the Crier was likely too smart for that. It was unfortunate he was aware of her true nature. Had he remained ignorant Red could see the Crier as a pleasant, particularly useful little marionette to string along with false evidence and leads to put away all the Tales she didn't want in her way. Instead she had to put up with a nosy gumshoe who, thankfully, nearly everyone in the community disliked.

The Big Bad Wolf, the Boy Who Cried Wolf, anything connected to wolves brought back bad memories for the people. Anything he could say against her she could disprove if need be and better yet the people would be more the inclined to side with her even if she couldn't.

Little Red Riding Hood smiled.

"I hope he drops some details on the murder, I might be able to have fun with this..."





Location: Outside Nevermore Central Park #7

Mentions:@Utrax


"Um, speaking of wanting some food could I have a chicken taco? I don't want to interrupt anything though. I can come back later if this isn't a good time..." B.B Wolf said finally approaching the taco truck she had been eyeing from across the street for what was likely several minutes. She'd been eager for something to eat but the sight of a ranting Dani, or Chupa as she called her, and the stench of cheap malt beer made her less then certain if going over the best decision for the day.

Waking up B.B had been informed the day was going to be bad fairly early on. The water to her apartment stopped due to the water heaters bursting, someone had left a bag of heavily used chew toys outside her door, and she'd been informed a murder had been committed only after hanging around outside the shitty motel where it had transpired. After everything that had happened B.B simply wanted some meat in her belly. Because while the thought of an innocent Tale stripped and mutilated on a hotel floor turned her stomach, the smell of blood still made her hungry.

Chupa's truck always felt so hard to find despite parking in pretty predictable places. Yet for B.B there didn't seem to be any real alternatives. Red's pastry shop didn't exactly get up and move around but...even years later the Big Bad Wolf couldn't stand to be anywhere near the girl...

B.B turned her head and gave a small wave at the man squatting atop the nearby mailbox like some kind of buff, Fabio haired pigeon.

@Etherean FireNo problem, always enjoy checking up on people. I'll message Draco tomorrow after I get some shuteye then I guess.
Hahaha. Double posts result in the birth of evil twin characters.

Things are coming along rather well.
So how's everyone doing? Also should I wait for Draco to post with Taric or should I just reply with Jack?
@BishopAlright Bishop, do you remember what I said about your killer apple idea?

A character who exists solely to kill others with absurd powers, no real means of meaningful interaction, and a questionable background premise wouldn't go well.


The character you submitted is a slight improvement over the idea of a murderous, teleporting, over powered piece of fruit. If only because Count Edgelord here has a working mouth and could actually interact with other player characters.

Drac here has a tremendous amount of issues in how you've presented him. His personality is shallow, his background is brief and doesn't tell us what we need to know, he has too many powers, too few weaknesses that make no sense (Vampires are not vulnerable to silver) and more importantly he is not a Tale.

Vlad III Dracula was a real man whose actions simply inspired a bunch of really nasty stories that later inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula in 1897. Tales come from a world of fables and folklore, so the fact your character is from the real world already makes him immediately unacceptable. It's like you didn't even bother reading what the intent of this roleplay was.

Stories about blood sucking creatures and folklore Vampires have been around long enough that they, plus Bram Stoker's novel could be used as the basis for an interesting Tale. However even if you changed your character's Tale it wouldn't change the fact he's badly written hot garbage.

One of the things we expressed asked for and have said, many, many times is that we want interesting takes on otherwise well known characters. A drug dealing Tinker Bell, vigilante gym-owning Mothman, a Taco-Truck driving Chupacabra. Those are all clever and intriguing spins to things.

Having Dracula as a darkly dressed, grim, blood thirsty depressive is the exact opposite of what we want. Edgy, dark, and broody vampires are a virtual stereotype at this point perpetuated by bad movies and lazily written books.

So in short you need to redo your entire character, from top from bottom if you want to even think about joining this roleplay.

@Crosswire Sounds good and danke shein for the map update. Did you want me to write up a little description for Boogie's Beans, because I'm more than happy to do something similar to what you wrote for the Goody Basket?


Yes I'd love you and everyone else to write descriptions regarding what their lot/building looks like. You and @Utrax did a fantastic job on both of your descriptions! I've uploaded them both to the front OOC page with an updated map.



Unfortunately I'm gonna have to withdraw from this. I just don't have the time to commit to these characters the way I'd like to. Wish you all the best of luck, this cast looks really interesting so I'm sure this will be fun to watch :)


I'm very sorry to hear that Smarty, I hope all goes well and that you're able to return someday.

Eh guys, consider me out of this. I tried to get a sheet done but I just had no inspiration. If I feel it I'll come back. Otherwise, enjoy the RP


Nooooooooooo ;w;. Alright I understand Fantasy. I wish you the best of luck and hope you come back eventally.

I guess so lol, gonna start work on my first post when I'm feeling a little less hung over, will have it up tonight or else let Cross talk mad shit about me.

Also @MissCapnCrunch please add Bambi and Gretal to the characters tab to make 'em official


LET THE MAD SHIT TALKING BEGIN.

But yeah if the players who joined don't come back it's not too big of a deal, we haven't really started yet. Look forward to a post, I intend to harass Drag until it gets put out! :D

*Edit: Good to hear Soldier and Cap are around. Yaaaaaaaaaay!
Honestly I think we could benefit by ending the tournament early and moving on. It's dragged on and a change of scenery/ending things with a kickass boss fight would be nice.

Also, Abel looks like a bullshit boss which is appropriate because a lot of fighting games have bullshit bosses :P
@Drag@Crosswire Just out of curiosity, and I know you're waiting on some sheets and whatnot, but do you guys have a guesstimate on when we might be kicking off the festivities? Also, if you guys don't have any plans for it, I'd love to claim the building directly to the left of the Homeland Apartments as Boogie's Beans. If that's possible :)


Like Drag said. I personally think we have enough people to at least kick things off (It's better then having players wait around and potentially lose interest) but Fantasychic should be given a chance to finish up her stuff. As for Boogies Beans, sure! Here's the updated map. Boogie's Beans is #11



Here you are! Boogies Beans to the direct left of Homeland apartments. If anyone wants to claim home or building space just let me know. :D

@UtraxAh I figured that was the case, I just felt the need to bring it up. He looks great.
Sorry for taking so long everyone I've felt like garbage the past few days.

@UtraxMothman looks good to me. Good balance, though I feel his assumed name is super generic. No one should be named Joe Smith unless they're wearing a red shirt on a vessel crewed by people 1 week from retirement. As long as he's called Mothy or something more distinct then it's fine in my book.

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It's a little fuzzy, in terms of the current date I've personally seen it as taking place some point near the late eighties (Though liberties can be taken there what with fantastical enchantments and magic etc.)

As for how long the Tales have been around..... Hm, It'd have to be a fair bit of time (Which for Tales, time isn't really a big deal to them) I'd personally see it somewhere around the twenty year mark give or take


I'd actually like to say that we're in the early 90's or late 80's. As for how long Tales have been in the 'New World' I'd say about twenty years or so, but that isn't very much time for a Tale.

@smarty0114
Alright let's take a look at Tinker Bell...

Generally a Tale's 'actual age' is how long their particular story has existed. However since Tinker Bell is a fairy (who have been apart of countless stories for a LONG time) it's understandable that she'd be a 1000 years or older by Tales standards.

Her backstory is fine. However her abilities...

-Having magic for a fairy is fine, but you need to be more specific. What kind of spells can she use? How many does she know? If you don't establish these things to us then you could potentially have her simply do whatever's convenient at the time. Please establish a set number of spells that Tinker Bell knows. After all the strength of magic isn't having a spell for every problem, it's having a handful of spells that can be applied in various ways. That or just something to melt people's faces.

-What do you mean by 'special damage' in regards to her pistols? As in specific damage to Tales themselves or something else? Please go into more detail.

Finally, go into more detail regarding fairy dust, where it's kept, est. Since it's one of the only major weaknesses she has to balance out her gunplay and magic.

Beyond that I like her. Just work on these issues and you'll be golden.
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