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    1. Cuccoruler 11 yrs ago

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9 yrs ago
Current I know what it's like to fall in love at first sight. I saw a BMW I8 and now I can't get it's beauty out of my head.
9 yrs ago
Can't breath through my nose
9 yrs ago
I have become a fan of Kamen Rider
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9 yrs ago
Been writing a short story recently about killer grass, it's gone way better than I expected!
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10 yrs ago
OMG the Anime My Love Story is my new favorite thing! Almost better than Chi's Sweet Home. Can't stop smiling when I watch it!
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Bio

I normally play female characters
I love kicking ass
Cookie Clicker is addicting
I also love being the comic release character and even villian

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Sven smiled what Kiyoko gave her name. "Nice to meet you Kiyoko, if your sure you can do this then do it. I'll stay back and handle any stragglers. Oh and as some extra incentive: If we all get out of this alive, free Wurst for everyone on me!" Sven announced to the group, he hoped that having a reward at the end of this would help spur on the others to do their best. Thanks to Svens up bringing as a sort of knight in his family he had some knowledge of battlefield tactics and understood the importance of moral.

Sven looked at the surrounding area to see more of the skeletons heading towards the humans in the group. "Guess I'm staying back to help protect the others." Sven said cracking his whip in the air causing some of the skeletons to look upwards at the sound for just long enough a moment that he could swing his whip at the legs of about three nearby skeletons breaking their legs and causing them to fall.

As Sven continued to knock more skeletons down a sort of laughter could be heard in the air. It echoed from him, it seemed that he was having a bit too much fun now despite the situation. One of the effects of being a Duallahan included a sort of echoy laugh, though this was due to a weird effect where not only was his head laughing, but so was his body, at least it was through the flame.
Vert took a step back with her arms around her stomach. She knew none of them would be able to take him on. And the fact that he recognized her was even more terrifying to her. Vert was defenseless now she couldn't use her maw. "Not having a human side is the down fall of most Devourers. They make a mistake because of that." Vert said trying to argue her way out of the situation.

"I don't want to go back and have it flushed." Vert said as she looked at the others. Hoping that there they didn't think she would take the chance to go back with him. Vert was hungry, this was true. She had been hiding it but since the fight she had grown quite hungry. It hurt sure, but not as much as the golden wires right now.

Thankfully she was distracted by these wires as of late so she wasn't feeling hungry. In truth it was a miracle that before now she hadn't eaten the Storyteller. He was the one that got closest to her, and honestly, he smelled really good.
@Cuccoruler

Ey bro, haven't really put up the barrier spell yet. Thought I should point that out. He was just thinking about it.

Sorry for the confusion.


thanks for clearing that up
Sven started to reach for his neck with his free hand when he was grabbed by the silver haired girl and pulled towards the shrine. "I could fight. But I guess for now staying close to the others would be helpful." Sven said aloud as he followed after the girl. As he spoke his German accent could be heard a bit. Though his face started to show more and more of an overly joyful smile, part of his head being seperate from his body.

According to legends Dullahans normally had a wide grin on their face. In Sven's case it was just from the feeling the wind go through his flame which made him extremely happy as he rarely got to feel it. He saw a barrier go up later and frowned a bit. "ANGEBEN!" Sven yelled into the air right at the one with the celestial brush. What he yelled it could be translated into meaning "Show Off". Sven didn't want to say it in a way that they could understand for fear of sounding rude to the others.

A few of the skeletons however had gotten close enough to be inside of the barrier. "I appreciate you helping me, my lady." Sven said as he pulled his hand out of the girls hand. "I'm Sven by the way. Owner of Sven's Wurst! I do hope that you will come by when this is over." Sven said with a smile as he reached into his neck and started to pull out his spine, popping noises could be heard as he pulled it out. Once it was fully out though it showed to be a bit more ethereal in nature, it elongated into a whip and made a crack into the air once it was in it's full form.

"It's been so long since I took this thing out, it's spine tingling!" Sven yelled into the air with a hearty laughter at his own pun. He pulled his arm back and then sent the whip flying at a skeleton that had grown too close to the others. The skeleton fell to the ground into many different peaces. At most what Sven had done was dismantled it. "Whelp time to keep running!" Sven said running up the stairs again after the silver haired girl.
@kidd

I was hopeing for a cringe or something but that reaction is even better XD

I gotta think of more head puns!
Ok then, for those who are left

@hammerman
@ryougu
@zetsuko
@Lord of Evil

I have two options for you. We can either continue with what we are doing and forget the others.

Or we could try to make a new rp, either with the same plot, or a sort of prequel to before the fall
Glad to see that there are two of you, if the others aren't interested anymore, then maybe we should move on with just us.

@lightning
@Lord Zee
This is your last chance
ALL OF THE PUNS! Haha!!!
Sven was at the shrine like many other poeple that day. He had a stall set up at a shrine to sell some of his wursts. He was one of the last people to be sold out though due to his food not being 'traditional' like the other food at the shrine. That and he had no idea on the Japanese religion. He was catholic after all which for him meant no lines to wait.

To Sven lines like this were the bane of his existence, he hated them that he often went out of his way to avoid them. If that meant being disrespectful to those that worked at the shrine then that was fine by him.

After he finished packing up his stall he decided he may as well see what was left. It was at this point that he saw a skeletal hand. Who was decorating this place. I mean isn't that a little out of place? Sven thought to himself. Then he turned around to look at something else. It was another skeletal hand he started to walk towards it seeing it go behind the shrine. Once there though he found himself tripped by a tree root.




When Sven came too he found himself being hurled into the ground and once he hit the ground his head rolled right off his shoulders and rolled away infront of a girl with silver hair and piercing blue eyes. His body a few feet away just laid limp on the ground. After about a minute it started to twitch again and then a blue flame seemed to come out of the neck with a burst. It wasn't hot at all though and was the same size that his head was.

Sven looked up at the silver haired girl. "Well this is a headache isn't it?" Sven said spouting one of his terrible puns. His body meanwhile got up and after turning in a circle started to walk towards the head. Once close enough the body picked up the head. But didn't return it to the neck. "It has been way too long since I felt this light headed." Sven added with yet another pun about being without a head.

The main reason for the jokes though was because most people that saw him without his head often panicked, sometimes there was screaming, other times cursing. A few times people soiled themselves. He just found that cracking lame jokes tended to help calm them down a bit and focus on something else.
Nooo there are still people interested right?
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