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Is post. murlocs and/or war gods plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

(scientatisticifically proven that the longer you say plsssssssssssssssss the more likely that the other person do what u want)

The Iceborn

H) Expand Military

Dag answered Lydia, "Let the Gilbins rise from the shadows and fight us, then; they would only give us another chance to prove ourselves to Kjorn. And if Sigdar should succeed in his task, then the war god will be watching us closely."

The chieftain turned his gaze back out to the waves and the severed hand bobbing towards the shore. He suspected that fisherman's grim fate to be the work of sharks; what else could tear a man to shreds? It was an unfortunate loss, but one that could hardly be avenged. Still, for the next feast Dag would make sure that shark was the main fare.

While the newfound knowledge of skraelings upstream was indeed intriguing, it would not do to march so far by land and leave Dagshall exposed. Whether they wanted to trade or go to war with the skraelings, they would need more ships. The second longship was a good start, but they would need a small fleet before more serious excursions inland or around the continent could become feasible.

-The Iceborn just sit around and build more ships.
-Dag's son Sigdar is still out in the forest trying to kill a bear, from my last post in the old thread. The idea is he'll become a berserker and win the war god's favor, and then maybe Kjorn will talk to the tribe through his new champion.
-The severed hand in the water is dismissed as being the work of a shark, and nobody cares much about the stray goblins growing more bold.

I'll express continued interest. On the fence about whether to play the Iceborn or be the first one to try playing as trolls. Anybody wanna weigh in and help me decide?

Sin didn't get an education, he's dead now. stay in school kids.@LokiLeo789

>drops out of college
>finally finds happiness in life
>wakes up, 'twas only a dream
>time to do homework at 5am!!!

I'm not sure how Google's text to speech would handle some of these names.

To any that haven't realized, Zephyrion's name is a pun on the word zephyrean. But in my head-canon I pronounce it more sharply. Instead of ze-fer-ree-an I say zuh-FEAR-ee-un.

And hi! I'm just here working on some post in a desperate attempt to distract myself from a mounting pile of work.

@Cyclone Noah Webster tried to fix English, believe me. He just made it worse.@Muttonhawk

Oh, you thought I wanted to remove the 'k' and 'fix' English? 

Far from it, I wanted to establish some draconian agency that would send armed men out to beat anybody that didn't pronounce the k. Or anybody that Englishes wrong in other ways. We'll bring back the kuh-nights of old!

It's all in the name of making the Anglosphere great again.

I've heard it said that in old English there was no silent k. Knight was literally kuh-night, knife was kuh-nife, knee was kuh-nee...

Just imagine not being able to discern whether the local witch doctor says you have kidney failure or knee failure.

...why is the silent 'k' a thing again? We should start a petition to be rid of it once and for all.

For the longest time I just said it like Ivan but the Y'Vahn and Yivvin eventually had their turns at being my head-canon.

Where did Juk Fonk come from? 

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