Darcel

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@Emma I'm going to annoy you once in every week and say the same thing from now on.

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People really like to be complemented, typically on their appearance, or talents. But my absolute favorite compliment to receive is “you smell really good.”

I think this has to do with the fact that I was bullied a lot in early Elementary school for smelling bad. Due to some medical conditions I was born with I had a few accidents at school as a kid, and was forever bullied about it until my family moved away in 4th grade.

Anyway anytime anyone randomly tells me I smell good I fill up with joy.

@Emma

You smell good, Emma.

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I feel like my last post went to a pretty dark place sorry guys. A fun fact about me is that I often overshare without immediately realizing it and then it just makes everyone uncomfortable.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

I wasn't uncomfortable.

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Alright, one last fact, or perhaps to say it better-- one last confession for this week: I have saved countless random quotes from people I have spoken to, and kept them to myself. A sort of personal souvenir, something to remember from a time to another.

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From 2015 to 2019

"I dismantle myself to pieces, and then assemble myself again. To me, the most effective way to build something new is to destroy something old."
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"Sins pool under your feet like spools of blood, until nothing remains. When will that change? When will you change? I know you can do it."

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"You get me in confusing, shitty moods where a 'goodmorning' from old Bob down the street makes me want to break his crutch in half, knock down his glasses and then go home and cry in the fetal position."

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"Did that hurt your pride? I'm going to SCREENSHOT it then, print in and frame it on my WALL."

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"There you go, being a condescending prick again! What am I even doing here? Fucking puzzled. Oh yes yes...the memes. I'm here for the memes, dipshit. "

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"I just imagined you and death, peacefully drinking coffee in a nice and quiet café."

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"Why not? You can be a cool prince that casually breaks stuff and rides motorcycles and attends university!"

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"It's funny. My memory is kind of shit at times. But every time you tell me to forget what you said, that's the one thing I remember."

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"I just accidentally dropped a kitchen knife on my toe and didn't start bleeding? WHAT AM I MADE OF?!"

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"To be brutally honest, if I had a monster hiding under my bed it would be probably because I scared it away."

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"I'm useful, you're valuable. There's a difference."

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"Beginning to master the art of biting my tongue when I'd rather tell people they are liars."

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"You did not have to do all of that. But you did. Yes, you did. And now what?"

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"I hope you'll realise one day that life isn't supposed to be one huge battle to fight on your own. It's not supposed to be that way. It can't be. You ARE choosing this path. You chose to fight alone. You'll never find peace because of that. Remember my words."

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"WHY ARE YOU JOKING ABOUT THIS? Fuck you. Ugh, you made me laugh and I don't want to laugh since this is the time we will talk. 25th of February is definitely going to be the day I remember your dank jokes and the sad truth behind them."

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"You have no idea how relieved I am to hear you didn't go to jail. Thank fucking fuck."

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"This is so fucked up. I like it."

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"I suppose that I've been pushed into situation after situation that I did not ask for, but at least someone out there had taken the time to acknowledge that I exist or will have existed at one point in time. You were one who actually delivered what I asked for, so I thank you from the bottom of my heart."

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Hale's

@HaleyTheRandom I have like a note only for your comments.

"I'm not going to say that you're right, but I'm not saying that you're wrong either. And I like people like you. Special little chicken nuggets."

"I've had people offer me headphones, but never threesomes."

"A time traveler should have better shoes."

"I also won't eat onion in most dishes. I believe that we don't deserve dogs. I once drank bleach on accident."

"So jealous of her hair. She makes me feel so gay. But anyway."

"Because I'll need someone to blame, and as for now you're the only contender."

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#MakeChaseADaddy when?

@HaleyTheRandom

But looking forward to see you become a mother, Hales.

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#MakeChaseADaddy when?

@HaleyTheRandom

You, of all people, know I am not fit to become a father. And never will be due to my anger issues.

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I have never been a fan of babies, or children. But I do admit that when my little niece was born, I had a soft spot for her, despite the fact her father being a dickhead.

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Here ya go, Chase. My youngest daughter is so awesome. She just made me a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich and a cup of coffee. It was her idea! Who knew having children was this great!?

@Gunther

You make having children seem so easy. How do you feel as a father? Is it worth it?

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Allow me to answer that by foremost stating there is no adequate scale to define my love for everything feline. There is nothing else in the entire world I pour more passion and love into - nothing I legitimately care about in the same sense. I have been exposed to great horror and enormous triumph, yet nothing is more sincere to me than that which is of Felidae, and everything else feels distant as though I cannot feel it unless it involves these things. I have sacrificed tens of thousands of dollars into the conservation and preservation of the cat and all its forms. It has been a point of mine to learn all the various forms of communication that they may display and to know what it means without thought, even when I knew the answer already to begin with. All of my extraordinary experiences internal have come to me as felid in variety; even in my instances of near death, these things carried with me.

Countless hours of my life have been committed to the study and the pursuit of the understanding; classes, dissertations, dialogues, essays, speeches, what have you. My blood burns with agonizing violence at the sense of maltreatment unto these things, just as swiftly as it can run cold and bring a sense of terrifying calm in embracing the symbolic meaning. My domain is decorated in fragments of fossils and artwork, bones, relics, all of this one brand of carnivore. There is joy beyond joy to be just in the presence of them and it is what one would call a religious experience to be in some of these ancient places with them.

@Chasebloodcrest, there is nothing in this world that is as much me as I am it. A simple "one-hundred of one-hundred" does not describe it.

@The Harbinger of Ferocity

This explains a lot.

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@The Harbinger of Ferocity On a scale from 1 to 100, how much do you love cats?