<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>
Not as scary as knowing what they are like and understanding exactly why that Oni is carrying you off.
Very true, if Sam was more self-aware he would be living deep in some dimly lit cave probably cursing whatever god allowed him to exist in such a horny man-crazed world that he was simply thrust into.
EDIT: Not to mention the sheer fact he will either A) be hunted down and captured for dissection or captivity or B) husband hunted to the ends of the earth.
I mean same for Cam probably tho too.




