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5 mos ago
Current "My life is KO after KO with no ref to call the fight." Life Lessons with Uramichi Oniisan has no right being this relatable
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5 mos ago
My allergies are killing me. If no one hears from me tomorrow, assume they suffocated me o7
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8 mos ago
The song "Une vie à t'aimer" from Clair Obscur is so much more heartbreaking than I thought
9 mos ago
Just finished Episode 6 of Dispatch. How dare they end it like that?
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12 mos ago
Getting ready to go to my first convention today. Pretty sure I've got everything packed, though I'm sure I'll end up forgetting something somehow
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Zac, twirling his wand between the fingers on his right hand, waits patiently for the little girl's answer. When she gives it, pointing out of the window at a woman across the street, he pales. I...I may be good...but I'm not that good! he thinks. He was about to tell the girl that, only to feel his voice die in his throat the second he looks down at her. Just from the look in her eyes, he could tell that she thought he was some sort of all-powerful sorcerer and he didn't feel right crushing her view of him.

But...I have to think of something! he adds, his mind racing at a mile a minute. Then...it comes to him. Kneeling in front of the little girl, he glances at her father and Shizuka, as if to check if they were paying attention, then says to the girl, "I'll let you in on a secret: all magicians have to stick to a set of rules, or else we lose our powers. One of those rules is that we can't take things from people without their knowing. So, unfortunately, I can't take anything from that lady's bag."

Grinning, he then adds, "But, I'll show you one thing I can do and it'll make what I've already shown you look like nothing." Standing up, he walks over to the counter and looks around for a moment before finding what he was looking for: an empty water bottle a customer had left behind. Taking it from the counter, he reaches into his pocket and pulls out an old cell phone, one he carried around just for this kind of trick.

Returning to the table, he says, "Now, this bottle is completely normal." He then taps the phone against the side, bottom, and top of the bottle. "No way it can fit in here, right?" After the little girl nods her head, Zac then suggests, "How about we try a little magic?"

Taking the end of the phone, he taps it a couple of times against the side of the bottle once more. However, this time, on the last tap, the phone seems to slip into the bottle right through the plastic. He then presses his finger against the spot where the phone had slipped through to show that it was still sealed, saying, "Ta-dah!"

@Viciousmarrow
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well he is 'Mr Nick' after all :)


You know what the sad thing is? I didn't even realize that XD
@Dynamo Frokane Can I say how much I enjoy the fact that Nick's ringtone is the Steel Samurai theme? XD
Zac was about to reply to Shizuka when he heard a little girl excitedly say she wanted to be as pretty as Shizuka. Turning around, Zac sees the little girl with someone who he automatically assumed to be her older brother, which made Zac do a double take after Shizuka mentioned she was his daughter. I...guess I can see that, he thinks as his co-worker walks over to take their orders.

While she speaks with the father, he holds back for a moment before walking over to the daughter. Crouching down to her eye level, he smiles at her and says, "It's very nice to meet you. My name is Zac and I'll be your personal magician today."

Standing, he makes sure he isn't interrupting Shizuka and the father as he reaches behind the daughter's ear, only to pull away with a coin in his fingers as he asks, "May I interest you in some coin tricks?" Flicking his wrist, the coin disappears. He then reaches behind Shizuka with his empty hand. When he brings it back into view, he has five cards in his hand, all hearts: a ten, jack, queen, king, and an ace. "Or maybe some card tricks?"

He flicks his wrist one more time and the cards disappear, replaced by his wand. Reaching behind his back, he pulls a top hat out of thin air and places it on his head as he asks, "Or do you have any suggestions?"

@Stern Algorithm@Viciousmarrow
I'm just gonna go ahead and throw in some real-world elements because I'm at a loss for anything else XD
Hey, just wondering if you could describe your Immortality idea a bit more :)
@Narcotic Dollie Sure, go ahead and send it to me. I may or may not watch it, but at least I'll have the option if I ever feel like it ^^
Curse the fact I have no cable. I'm probably one of the few people who have yet to see one episode of GoT XD
@Viciousmarrow No problem ^^
@Viciousmarrow When you describe the daughter's gasp, I think it'd be better to say excited instead of exasperated. The latter makes it sound like she's annoyed, which doesn't really fit the context, I think ^^
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