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7 yrs ago
I like how it's an option to pm yourself.
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7 yrs ago
I need a vacation...
7 yrs ago
Is this just the week of weirdness? Or is it just me?
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7 yrs ago
My dog died.
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7 yrs ago
*Turns with uninterested look* Just give them what they want, they're like Slaanesh. They'll get bored with it quick.

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@Lord Zee@Archangel89

Can't wait to corrupt, uh, meet them!


@Lord Zee Oh trust me you and @Dealdric are gonna be my besties making these things lol


Oh no...
Not more snake people...
"I've often wondered about my pupil's intentions. His inventions are often full of his deceptions. With the Harp, maybe I will spill his truth ridden guts? Or perhaps he will dodge and get a haircut?"

-Thoughts of Dirka


@Rune_Alchemist@Archangel89

Dirka giggled at her sibling. Then she heard something she'd been expecting for a bit. "I'll gladly teach her. Just send her to rift, so then I don't have to sift! I've got the larvae to my mantis pouncing my ears, so I be were only he hears! To-dools!" And with a snap, poof! She was gone, and so was the harp.




Dirka appeared behind her younger brother and apprentice, Iarus. She strung the harp, now floating with her, and wisps circled above. "Yeeesss~? The student asks, but will he receive~? Only my thoughts will need this situation perceived~." she cooed. The wisps made a low humming noise and the plants of the Rift seemed to pulse.




Deruga had enough of these mimics. The night had yet to end where he was in the world, and the mimics kept messing with him and his romantic thoughts of there mistress. Two even turned into Dirka and Deruga and started making out, only to break the spell and make a disturbing noise that was supposedly laughter. By the Music, these things will make me loose the last of my marbles before I'm of proper age! Maybe if I ask-no, she'd probably get told by the mimics my obsession even sooner. Why can't magic be easy? A mimic then interrupted his thoughts. "Here, we'll make you a deal. You get us some of our favorite food, we won't tell her." Deruga shot up with a grin. "I'll go get it now!" and started walking, before turning around with a questioning look. "What is your favorite food?" The mimics all grinned evilly. "Amethysts!" they screamed in unison. Deruga sunk down on the ground. "Anu'varr, why do you hate me so much? What in the 53 realms did I do to you?"
@Lmpkio

I mean it's not a bad idea, but, maybe for later as time progresses.
@Lmpkio
How did he get said knowledge to build said city, especially since he is the god of light?

I mean Even the god of knowledge doesn't have knowledge of superior complex architecture, maybe multi tiered, but still.
@Lmpkio

Those mages best follow the rules of magic, else Dirka might throw a tantrum. Also, I know the main god picture is actually a concept art for game character(if you got it from said source). I happen to like that game very much, so props to you.

@Rune_Alchemist

She LOVES it.
@Rune_Alchemist@Stern Algorithm

Dirka looked at it curiously. She got close, and with much drama, plucked one string. A beautiful note echoed. She jumped up with a smile in surprise. She plucked it again. Another note, this time deeper in pitch. She clapped giddily, then rushed her sibling into a bear hug, with enough force to break a human in half. "Thank you! Thank you my mad brother! Only one as ingenius as you could make something that makes tunes only a vocal could create! You truly are everyone's favorite playmate!" She then let him go in remembrance. "I almost forgot! I brought you something as well! Something that would surely catch your mind's will!" From her robes she produced a seed. She placed it were the harp was sitting then began to sing while playing the harp.
"Rushing rivers,
tender caregivers,
let this one grow.
Give it strength!
Give it length!
Make it never low!
Make it clearly sparkle bright,
like a beacon in the night!
For this flower's gleam
is my brothers prized glistening seam!
For knowledge is power,
but power is beauty,
so let everyone know
this grows..."


In the seeds place grew a white flower with a gray aura. When the last note was done, she went to it and scooped it up. She shushed and cooed it like she would one of her wisps, and offered it to Iva. "So everyone knows the beauty in simplicity. For learning is simple, in all authenticity!" Then she cocked her head, and after a moment she frowned. "It seems the long exoskeletal arm of the law is at your door. I hope it eventually falls on the floor."
@Lord Zee
Exactly.
The horrors...
I only check it before work while drinking coffee and after work drinking sweet tea with chips and salsa.

Still, I will agree this is a great thread with great people. If this stays till christmas, I'm gonna have Dirka make a form of christmas in the thread. Giving all the other gods gifts specific to them...oh gods...Never mind that because of what Dirka would end up getting Anu'Varr.
@Rune_Alchemist

Dirka giggled at Iva's costume and remark about birds and bees. She watched her deranged sibling and...a ball of living slime?When it was placed on the table she saw it trembling. "Oooooohhh! It's so cute! But, eewww, slimy like drool." she said while poking it. When Iva said to follow, she jumped off the table and quickly got in pace. "And no one is old enough for birds and the bees, Iva. Especially members and followers of my domain. Parties with my sorcerers get a little on the seductively naughty side. I blame the bees for that. Buz buz buz! I myself believe I'm a bird. *Chirps* You I bet don't mess with such things, unless...you did it as an experiment!" She stops completely for a moment. "How in Father Times name would you even do that?! Never-mind, I would like to keep my last few marbles." and she catches back up.




Deruga wore a tree green cloak over his magicians garments. He and the mimics were camping in a glade in the edges of the teeth of madness. He stroked one mimics back whilst it purred a rumbling sounded more like grinding gears. His thoughts were fleeting, changing from one to another were only a madman could see the ties. Eventually his thoughts went to his greeting his goddess. He remembered her catching the romance on his lips. He sighed heavily before falling on his back and closing his eyes for a short time. When he opened them, he saw Dirka laying next to him. He was startled, but then realized it was the mimic messing with him. "Funny, funny! So the beasts have humor eh? How funny do you think it'll be when I punch ya' lights? Where'd be you humor then?" The Mimic Dirka giggled. "I may not be the real thing, but we both know that I can only take a form of which a prey desires. Which means you desire the Alpha. You don't have a chance!" He turned on his side to get away from it. "Jog on you piss ant. Join your pack's snuggle pile. I'm going to dream of badgie-winkles." and he fell into a deep sleep.
@Stern Algorithm@Duoya

Dirka acts like Hayim's big sister in her mind. She probably won't be too happy to see Hayim cry.

Plus, religion controlled by a crazy B____? Does Gammation have a loose screw as well?

Law has a hard road ahead of him.
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