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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
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    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

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Damn! How did you uncover my secrets of their character arcs?! Haha, nah, it's all good. I'm sure whatever you guys do, I'll be happy with it (: less than 20 mins and I'll be on my first plane ride ever @.@"


I know you won't see this until after, but have fun! If you find the air pressure hurts your ears going down, chew on gum and pinch your nose while blowing out, it helps relieve the pressure. It also works if you're diving with the water pressure.

Where are you off to?
Today is a good day.

I totally love when you sketch my characters. :D

I'm still waiting on Udine to come back from the abyss, we can wrap our situation up nicely soon... I hope.
Master gave Dobby a sock, he is freeeee

I mean, I'm out of the hospital. Back to our regularly scheduled programming.
@Hyperdrive Goddamn Sheggy and his wily ways!
Looks fine. And in addition to being pretty close to Hank's character, it bears pretty striking similarities with Dervish's as well. Course, I tend to maintain that a good story is a good story. I like it, I think Trius and Karth could get along, similar personalities.


I noticed that too. Apparently we all had good ideas at the same time.
@Hyperdrive It's okay if your sheets have simularities. All dunner look alike anyways.

*sick Netch dodging moves*
Don't give Gcold any ideas. He already made a fucking 360 noscope joke.

YOU'RE RUINING MY IMMERSION

I can't even play Skyrim anymore, this is all I have, you hear me?

Also, everyone knows Boethia a best. Eats elvish god-heroes, shits them out and then big, green fuccbois actually worship living shit.

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The gods mock me by making my face only play at growing a beard. It grows in the shape of one, but is too sparse. It's like the ghost of a beard on my face, wtf bruh smh tbh fam #YEET


That was the greatest description of orc religious practices I have ever read.

I could grow an excellent goatee I'm sure, but side burns are out of the question, largely because one side is thicker than the other for some fucked up reason.

Maybe I should go contract Vikingism on a trip to Sweden or something.

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My Manchurian ancestors didn't even give me a Fu Manchu, wtf...


Oh lordy, how are you supposed to be all wise without one?!
@MiddleEarthRoze

You know, now that I think of it, I have never seen a roleplay mention Jyggalag ever. You'd think now that he's free he'd be up to scaring the Skittles out of the other Princes or doing shit to the mortals in the past couple hundred years.
@Leidenschaft

NO

TO THE LORD SHEOGORATH, THE MAD GOD



ALL HAIL THE CHEESE KING


I've always been envious of Sheggy's beard in Shivering Isles. You think my Gaulish, Teutonic and Celtic ancestors could pass on genes that give me even growing facial hair? Nooooo.


And here I am thinking of this guy...
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