Dervish

Mass Effect: Borealis

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>_>

YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THAT QUIP WHEN BARAT IS FULLY FUNCTIONAL AND MURDEROUS.

@Rtron

Mass Effect: Borealis

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You jumped to the conclusion it was Shithead, hun. After I mentioned the robo boy friend... How did you expect I was going to reply to that?

@Fallenreaper

I was referring to Serena's mech she's building.

It's going to run on 4 entire processors running in the lower quadrant.

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

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SHUT UP NERD!

@gcold

*sprays Axe on thick, pops collar*

Give me your lunch money, pal.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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Never said it would be Shithead, though at least now we know her boytoy's future name... I wonder how he got that. ;)

@Fallenreaper

Shithead's her combat drone. It's seriously been a thing since post one. >_>

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

I'm gone for a few hours and I come back to this? What are you guys even on about?

@Leidenschaft

They're talking about shit that would have gotten them stuffed in all the lockers in high school.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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No, that's Tanya's.

@Fallenreaper

Shithead never got the dildo function installed.

YOUR MOVE, INTERNET.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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No you won't, you love your Players too much. Else you would be rping alone. xD

And agreed, though it seems Alex is bisexual which actually might make this fun for Vellios.

@Fallenreaper

Better add condoms to the list of supplies, you dirty birds.

I've also entertained the idea that you're all just figments of my imagination.

JK I'm not playing a character that's building a Robotic Boyfriend out of scrap. That ain't my idea.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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Would be nice so Vellios doesn't nickname him. :p

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You realize, I think, most of us slowed down for you I believe. :p

@Fallenreaper

I will fite you.

Also, I think Aeron deserves a prize for being the first person I've seen use the word boner in a Mass Effect roleplay. What a world we live in.

Mass Effect: Borealis

@Dervish Also Derv, would you allow those with characters that know Omega to know additional info about the target, or no?

Otherwise I'll just make a short response post then wait for everyone else to catch up.

@DJAtomika

I'd prefer no. The station has a massive population and a large percentage of those people have criminal backgrounds. It shrinks the universe if characters are like "oh yeah, I know that guy", kind of like how in Star Wars the same ten people keep bumping into each other across the galaxy.

That and from a GM perspective, that verges on taking some form of control over NPCs that not all players can. You'd be amazed at how much you can change by even something as trivial as stating what their reputation or interests are.

Mass Effect: Borealis

And it's finally done. Sorry that it's a crappy, choppy read but that was some tedious shit to write.

Anyways! We're going to kick off soon, this is pretty much last minute preparation and a chance to meet the team you'll be working with/ making a battle plan. It also gives Hank a chance to have Mirage do something, what with the lack of transport and all.

When we're all contented and sorted out, I'll be moving us ahead to when we begin the actual action bits with the bang bangs and the wub wubs because as hilarious as it would be having an entire scene of everyone sitting awkwardly in the back of a fruit truck off to glorious battle, I'd like to keep things moving along.

Thanks for the patience in me getting this done, gang. Been a busy and tiring few days!