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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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@Catchphrase Ask the GM if it's okay next time you think about doing that, otherwise it just comes across as you trying to leech players for another game, basically asking them to divide their time for another game that isn't getting players it wants via interest checks. Regardless of intention, ask yourself how you would feel if you were running a game and somebody you don't know and has never posted in the game you're running just posting telling people to come join their game instead. It's not helpful, it's rude.
If anyone is interested, there is another Mass Effect RP in the Casual section, just thought you'd ought to know


You know it's kind of rude to advertise for another game in one you aren't a part of, right?
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I'll reply but I did one of my 48-hour weekend benders. Give me some time to recover.


Good show. Hopefully your whacky misadventures show up on the Dutch Hangover spinoff.
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Let's be fair here, the only one molesting Dervs is me~

W O N K


Wonkwonkwonk
I always thought SolveigxVurwe had the dynamic duo of rude bitchness down to a tee. Shame to see Chrono go but he told me a while ago that he was flagging. Solveig will have to trudge on and pick up the slack.


Double the resting bitch face quota.

Big job, but Solveig's got it. Once her jaw sets, I mean.
@Hank, were you replying to the collab next or did you want me to go?
I'll be a bit spacey due to school and whatnot [upcoming week holds mystery and wonder, that sort of thing], I'm open for collaborations however [those are less trying on my time than me doing things individually, I'll just be sporadic in post-times and online status]

wow that got messy.

Let me simplify that

School will be weird for the next week or so, so my attendance here will be spacey at best. I'm not going to fade 100%, but my consistency and frequency will drop a bit. Don't expect a lot individually from me, but collaborations are still welcome as those are less taxing on time than me working individually.


It's okay, we still love you.

I didn't ask anyone in particular to collaborate because I figured it would just be easier to break the ice with the group with a general statement. THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF TIME FOR FRIENDSHIP BEFORE MONSTERS RUIN EVERYTHANG.
I did my civic duty and made a post.

Now time to go on a food raid. Tally ho!
This was the closest Warwick had ever been to the North Forest’s boundaries in some time, and the calm of the day just seemed to be the calm before a storm, which was an expression the man had heard from a traveller once and found it a very apt description for what he felt now. Gryffyth disappeared into the brush to hunt, taking his wolf with him, which gave Warwick an opening to water Starla. Placing two calloused fingers in his mouth, Warwick let loose a shrill whistle to get the bison’s attention.

The bison, which had been contentedly grazing in the sun lifted her lumbering head and regarded her master with curious brown eyes before obeying the summon and walking towards the assembled group, and the stench of the direwolf. She entered the grove hesitantly, noticed the wolf wasn’t waiting, and approached Warwick, who grasped her reins and led her to the pond where she gratefully drank the cool, refreshing water. Her master knelt beside her, cupping water in his own hands and rinsing his face. With a reassuring hand running down Starla’s snout, Warwick rejoined the rest of the group, sitting cross-legged in the grass, letting the sun warm him. From what he understood, it could be quite some time before seeing it again after entering the forest proper.

The group was an odd assortment, unlike any he had associated with before. It was almost amusing the one he could relate to most was Gryff, one of the elves. Warwick had never thought of himself, or his people, as being on the fringe of human society, but the past week had been a rather eye-opening experience as he had encountered what felt like every kind of human, some elves, and dwarves all in the same places, leading exquisitely busy lives with wants completely alien to what the plainsman could have ever wanted. He had also never known people could get so fat, but there were some waddlers that seemed to only be able to move on their own accord through some unknown magic he was unaware of. Food came by easily in cities, yet there were always beggars. There was some strange social dynamic that made little sense, and even after but a couple of days, Warwick was already yearning for his much more simple life on the homestead. Fending off wolves and other predators was a lot more inviting in comparison to trying to figure out the labyrinthine corridors of things like haggling or trying to have a vendor admit to where his wares came from.

“So, I guess this is it, then. If anyone is having second thoughts about their part in this, this would probably be the last chance any of us get to go home without risking our lives.” Warwick said to the others, looking at each face in turn. “My people always avoided the woods, there was something always uncomfortable about it, like it was waiting to consume all who entered it. I never in all my years expected to be crossing the boundary, let alone with a group of others who are brave enough to face the unknown. I wanted to thank you, even though my cause isn’t yours. I’d hate to try to find my way through these woods without help. Worst thing is, I’m not even sure what to start looking for.” He said to the group at large.
She'll just enjoy the torture. :p

You gotta prevent injury to get under her skin. :p

Also no one mention that there are Blue Suns here to Kasy. If she finds out, she's gonna head straight for them, mission and team mates be damned....


Oh.

Right. That.

Fine. I guess I'll trap Vellios in a pillow-filled room with an adorable puppy and a winning lottery ticket somewhere in the room, and if he leaves the room, he's off an on all expenses paid trip to some tropical island resort with nudist beaches and free cocktails.
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