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STATUS: Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page. 5 yrs ago
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  • Last Seen: 1 yr ago
  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
  • Joined: 12 yrs ago
  • Posts: 5991 (1.32 / day)
  • VMs: 8
  • Username history
    1. Dervish 12 yrs ago
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Recent Statuses

5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
8 likes
7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Bio



Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


Most Recent Posts

In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by Sundered Echo>

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

You were saying Echo? And I'm making sure Vellios dies before then... there's a bullet possibly with his name on it now.

Besides, Dervish wouldn't be that evil... I hope.


*kicks box of torture implements out of sight*
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Ah but Fallen, you believe that Derv threatens Vellios' life with 'fate.'

What if the table he is rolling on has a variety of methods of instantly saving him from whatever injuries you plan for him? o.O


My online dice rolling thing came up with a 2.

Next time Vellios goes to the washroom, it will back up while the door traps him and a bunch of open ass wounds spontaneously open up.

GG, turdian.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
<Snipped quote by DearTrickster>

:p Likely tomorrow.

<Snipped quote by Dervish>

*rips off your shirt and sees that you lied!* How dare you Dervish!


Points off for molesting GM.

Roll for initiative concerning Vellios' fate.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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That's nothing, my post count is also higher than yours!!! ^-^


Fight me, scrublord. I'm ripped.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Fallenreaper How dare you.

You broke OOC post number 1337.

Haxorz. :[
In The Insidious Night → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
I'm going to start working on a post likely tomorrow, today was something of a write off where my body hurt too much to leave the couch and do anything other than watch Star Wars Rebels all day.

Other than feeling like poop and barely eating, I can't say I regret my choices.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
@Mortarion, you haven't been keeping active in this thread. It's been 8 days since your last OOC post, and 16 since an in-character post. I am taking this as a lack of interest since you are not participating and have passed the 2 week deadline for IC posts without giving a reason.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
So are me, @Rtron and @Dervish gonna do our colab soon?


We can get that rolling tonight or tomorrow! I've been feeling kind of ill today, so I've largely avoided writing for the time being.
In Mass Effect: Borealis → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
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YES. YOU DO.


I have no idea what you're talking about.

*kicks the green hand out of sight*
In The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed) → 10 yrs ago Forum: Advanced Roleplay
Why don't you bring me back some llama fleece, or, llama cheese.

Even better, how about a post?

Who wants in on Farid's exciting adventure?


Right now, Farid's proposition is about as alluring as a guy in a windowless white panel van hanging outside of a playground with offers of candy.
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