Dervish

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@ConstableWalrus That sound you hear? Just to buzzing of the worker bugs who are going to get you to sign a few pieces of paper promising a lifetime of servitude to the hive.

Hope that's cool.

@Lo Pellegrino I, for one, choose to never forget that one day our moon might turn on us and we should all live in terror of the day it smiles back.

@Spoopy Scary You're very welcome.

It's my favorite Zelda game, along with Twilight Princess.

Mass Effect: Borealis

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It's a dirty job, but someone needs to scratch that itch! :P

@Fallenreaper

"Shotty fucking not."

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DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY: FOUR HOURS REMAIN

The Elder Scrolls: Fruits of Contention - Chapter 1 (Completed)

Hey, he nearly murdered a kid with a piece of cake. Characters can only go up from there! :D

Mass Effect: Borealis

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Can Vellios be in the middle? I'm pretty sure he's got energy to spare...hehee.

@Fallenreaper

Space Doctors are going to name a new STI after him, I swear to Sovereign.

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Better organized my sheet, tidied up the grammar, replaced marksman low proficiency with speech, added a paragraph to personality (as well as tidying up that section a bit).

@Spoopy Scary

Nonononoo wrong way!

You guys will see tomorrow (god, I hope I'm done tomorrow) of the critiques why I say to get rid of Speech as a skill. TL;DR, since this is a roleplaying medium, a character's speech proficiency really lies in your ability to write. It's hard to justify a player character to, say, convince a merchant to give him free goods if they write something like, "I hero, you give good stuff to me for yes?"

I think a part of me would die a little if I had to actually consider that shopkeeper being persuaded. Somebody think of the children.

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It's true, I saw it all. The man's a genius with crayons and cardboard.

@Leidenschaft

You just wait until I get construction paper and safety scissors.

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@Dervish *smacks yo self-depreciating head* BAD. YOU WRITE GOOD.

@DearTrickster

Actual photo of my work space while making this roleplay.

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Hahahaha! Cant go wrong with that plan!

And absolutely. I'm not leaving Mass Effect by any means. Just restricting myself from joining new things for a bit...

@Sundered Echo

CRITICAL MISSION SUCCESS.

Also, good philosophy. Nothing like waking up one day, seeing you joined like 5 roleplays and then not shaving for a week because you realized you made a terrible mistake.

@Dervishoh so you're the GM of that ME RP I have been interested in but never tried to join because it was already so huge...thing...

@POOHEAD189

It does say my name on the lunch tin, so not a huge secret. Also, I imagine the "Closed" tag was a bit of a deterrent for most would-be applicants.

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You can always read up on their ridiculous adventures ;D.

We'll see yo butt in Borealis, @Sundered Echo <3.

@DearTrickster

Worst advice.

My writing is like a child found a box of crayons and found an unattended wall to ravage.

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"I saw a CASUAL the other day. Disgusting creatures."

@Culluket

You, me, Melee. Fox, no items, final destination.

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Oh I'll be keeping track of things. Never let a Dervish production out of my sight...

Just cant in good conscience commit a char until I know how RL changes soon...

This will also make Dervs job easier. One less char to account for in the imminent massive review where only 8 are chosen...

@Sundered Echo

I've resolved to just handing out revolvers with a single round in the chamber until only 8 survive.

Integrity.

I'll see you around in the other games, I'm sure!

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*drives a loaded cart over the drawbridge at high speed right as it's being raised and careens through the closing gate on two wheels, sending chickens and NPCs scattering as cheese wheels and whole melons fall out of the back and bounce in every direction due to broken physics* I HEARD THERE WERE HAGRAVENS!?!

@Culluket

I lol'd.

My drawbridge is really just a treefort with a rope ladder. Gosh, can't even get the lore right.