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  • Old Guild Username: Dervish
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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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These are great, it's making Mount Studyshit much less tedious. I enjoy how with a few exceptions, everyone looks at everyone else as an asshole.

Only greatness awaits them! BFFs abound!
Gives the OOC a shot of adrenaline!


No, you fool! That was bovine estrogen!
Hey faithful minions! IC may be delayed for a bit because life took a giant shit on me and I am in crunch mode to get an 180 question home exam finished and prepare for returning to work after months of surgical recovery on Tuesday.

In the mean time, let's do a little exercise: based off of each other's character sheets, what opinions does your character have of the others, and how do you expect things to develop as a party?
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Dude, Supply is obviously waifu-material and that time Climb Kit could have totally come in handy during the caverns but was nowhere to be seen completely ruins his character.


Climb was having an identity crisis! He had to overcome his fear of fulfilling his destiny! And heighta. He hates that.

Climb kit is such a Mary Sue. I don't understand how anyone can like them, and don't even get me started on all the bullshit the writers let Supply get away with.


You take that back. Climb is pure and wonderful!
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Dude, Supply is obviously waifu-material and that time Climb Kit could have totally come in handy during the caverns but was nowhere to be seen completely ruins his character.


Climb was having an identity crisis! He had to overcome his fear of fulfilling his destiny! And heighta. He hates that.

Climb kit is such a Mary Sue. I don't understand how anyone can like them, and don't even get me started on all the bullshit the writers let Supply get away with.


You take that back. Climb is pure and wonderful!
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Dude, Supply is obviously waifu-material and that time Climb Kit could have totally come in handy during the caverns but was nowhere to be seen completely ruins his character.


Climb was having an identity crisis! He had to overcome his fear of fulfilling his destiny! And heighta. He hates that.

Climb kit is such a Mary Sue. I don't understand how anyone can like them, and don't even get me started on all the bullshit the writers let Supply get away with.


You take that back. Climb is pure and wonderful!
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Dude, Supply is obviously waifu-material and that time Climb Kit could have totally come in handy during the caverns but was nowhere to be seen completely ruins his character.


Climb was having an identity crisis! He had to overcome his fear of fulfilling his destiny! And heighta. He hates that.

Climb kit is such a Mary Sue. I don't understand how anyone can like them, and don't even get me started on all the bullshit the writers let Supply get away with.


You take that back. Climb is pure and wonderful!
Schaft, Sadri stayed on the ship.

The tally is:

B1: Ariane, Farid, Sevine, Roze, Solveig, climb kit and supply
B2: Keegan, Sriracha, Tsleeixth, Sagax, Do'Karth, Almad


Climb Kit is my favorite character of the game.
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I visit the local library every week for that smell of dust and also that sultry look from above those half-circle reading glasses that arthritic old woman gives me when I once again walk up with the library's only VHS- Commando, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.


I bet you're just itching for her to finally reach a point in your relationship where she takes out her dentures, arentcha?
So the roster so far: I'm assuming that Dervish is submitting a Kung fu master since he put down h2h twice.

Shaft's(may his shaft ever be monumental) ranger sniper guy
Luminosity's fighter/striker amateur repair woman, breaking stereotypes the world over
penny pinching fat cat
Finch the thief, aspiring murderer
Faruq is a defender or something, and my phone keeps changing his name to Daryl
Gaela, the girl on fire
The token Orc berserker
Well-read wizard/sexy librarian
What is this? A knight of the nine? An alter with a conscious? Isn't pissed at all the human gods? Holy shit. Token elf. Also token religious guy.

GG big bad


You misread, friend! One handed (so, swords and maces and shit) and hand-to-hand (kung fu drunkman).

The rest of it's on point, especially the sexy librarian. She helps keep morale up by peering at you dauntingly from above her spectacles.

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