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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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....ok, will be honest with everyone. With midterms and a job, if I can't post by Friday, I'm going to have to acknowledge maybe I just don't have the time for a major group rp.

I really don't want to slow everyone down, even if I've been looking forward to Ekra again.


I hope you can make it work! I, for one, quite enjoyed having you around in the last game.
http://www.roleplayerguild.com/campaigns/143 = Dice Roll, and the preceding coin toss was that they would be caught during their flight from the room.

Hopefully, Karth, Sadri or Niernen can get to Raelyn in time.


Assuming senpai robot doesn't notice DK, he may be available.

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That particular dream actually ended in a gore-filled tragedy.



Ohh nooooo!
To Lev's surprise, the Skullkid lifted her mask, revealing a pale face that not even the most desperate and blind of mothers could love, with eyes that resembled some kind of addict and teeth that might as well have been serrated steak knives.

"Hehe! You got that right! I've tried dozens of times to get you ghosts to talk to me and all I get are grunts and lanterns swung at my head. Now that is rude." she laughed childishly, as befitting something perpetually locked in adolescence for eternity. Lev found her fairly endearing already; he lifted his lantern and gently bopped her on the head with the cooler base. "There. I wouldn't want to tarnish my kind's image, now would I?" he asked mischievously. They were going to get along famously, he decided.

Another voice caught his attention,

"Did he just say the ‘Large’ family? Because… ten for foresight." the Hylian quipped to his Shiekah partner, prompting a quiet chuckle from Lev. The man's observation was rather astute, he decided. When the man noticed Lev, and exclaimed about seeing a ghost, Lev jingled his lantern in mock threat. "Boo."

"I know who summoned you here," a diminutive voice squeaked, prompting heads to turn. It took the speaker a few more words before Lev finally spotted them, a fairy with a shockingly proficient oral output for something so small. It was impossible to not picture a missing Kokiri child accompanying the fairy, as fairies tended to be their quintessential fashion accessory. Still, Lev didn’t exactly question the fairy’s authoritative manner of speaking, inviting them all to head towards the Shadow Temple, as if it were a prime tourist trap.

Catching eyes with the person closest to him, Lev shrugged and levitated towards where the fairy fluttered off to, the high wall before the Temple entrance, closed off to all but the most determined. Even being a ghost didn’t make the Temple any less unsettling for Lev; there were darker things residing in there than he, and all of which that didn’t care for intruders of any sorts. It wasn’t the sort of place he fancied being trapped for eternity.

The fairy, once everyone had assembled, introduced herself as Lethe. The courteous platitude of how much of a pleasure it was to meet them all couldn’t have been more strained if one were trying to suck melted water out of a block of ice through a straw. If Lev had to take a guess, Lethe was probably expecting a lot different than what she got. The Poe huffed, indignant at the thought that the fairy probably thought very little of them all, him in particular. He was a Poe, by the Goddesses, he should have been feared, or something. This was all so very… mundane.

However, his misgivings were quickly quelled when Lethe began to regale them with a story of how darkness was rising, and the dire consequences to follow. Lev found himself quite captivated, and didn’t consciously realize he was reaching for his book and ink. Was this the origin of his story?

"I am here to tell you that Ganondorf is coming." gαηση∂σяƒ ιѕ ¢σмιηg... gαηση∂σяƒ ιѕ ¢σмιηg... Lethe said, the now familiar voice echoing in Lev’s mind as she spoke. That cleared up that question, certainly. The Fairy was the one who brought them here.

”Uh-oh.” Lev said, having read enough tales to know that Ganondorf qualified as probably the Very Worst Thing. Considering the circumstances surrounding this meeting, he didn’t doubt what Lethe was saying. Lev was an undead spirit, one of darkness and pretty much the antithesis of a fairy, but that didn’t mean he was destructive and evil. He rather liked the world, even if the feeling wasn’t mutual.

"--but the Hero of Time... is not." нєяσ σƒ тιмє ιѕ ησт... нєяσ σƒ тιмє ιѕ ησт... Lethe and the voice continued ominously.

”Yessssss!” Lev exclaimed, feeling immediately validated. He could feel his story practically writing itself, and the shelves would be saved from yet another tale of the Green hero saving the day from evil, blah blah blaaaah. Now the day would have to be saved by the same hapless mortals he’d hoped to capture in his writings. Catching the concerned, if not disgusted glances of those around him, Lev cackled apologetically. ”It’s, uh, not what you think.” he said, not burying himself in his book fast enough.

Wait, hold up, Goddess… picked me? Lev thought, looking up, suddenly completely at a loss of logical thought. He felt excitement, and pride, swell within him. His dream was coming true! Each of these hapless fools would be the key characters in this most exalted story to be penned, they’d be the heroes that saved Hyrule, all without that pesky Green rapscallion!

” History is being written as we speak.” Lethe said with grave finality.

”Literally.” Lev chimed in, scribbling way furiously before nodding. ”You have no idea how long I’ve waited for something like this to come along. Goes without saying, I’m in without reservation.”

The brown-cloaked figure that seemed to possess no small amount of ire towards the Skullkid that had quickly asserted herself amongst the gathering mocked Lethe and her tale, claiming the Goddess had somehow slighted his people, a statement Lev found rather puzzling as he momentarily sifted through his memory for anything related to people that universally felt slighted on a cosmic scale. Gerudo, maybe? Until the man, thing, monster... whatever, revealed his face, it was going to act as a big unknown.

Try as he might, Brown Cloak wasn't going to be a killjoy for this expedition, Lev decided. Poe turned back towards the group at large as the first stepped forward to spread allegiance, although they never uttered a single word. Joining the Shiekah, the singular one that seemed to have an utter lack of vocabulary, Lev hummed quietly to himself as words danced across the blank page that was becoming less so by the minute.

…And she rose from the earthen font in a blinding burst of flame, resplendent in flowing red finery embroidered with the purest of golden strands, woven together like silk thread. Her skin, darkened like it had been tempered by the flames themselves and hair indistinguishable from the inferno that seemed to consume her aura, was free of blemish and more flawless than anything in all of Hyrule.

She was the Goddess Din, and it was she who called upon the stalwart guardians of the realm before her, her champions to stave off eternal darkness with little more than their resolve and courage. Her very flames that shaped the earth itself would be what would guide the guardians through the darkest of days to come.

She extended a hand to the first of the guardians, a mysterious Shiekah so dedicated to their order they forsaken their identity and garbed themselves in shadows manifested tangible, and only through Din’s flame and her fair touch did the others see the Shiekah for what they were; a beautiful but scarred individual who had sacrificed all in service of their King, their pure heart hidden from all eyes, save for the Goddess before the Shiekah. Overjoyed, as if being seen for the first time, tears welled up in the Shiekah’s eyes, their resolve as brilliant as the flames that shrouded Din….


Oh, this is going to be brilliant. Lev thought mirthfully, losing himself in the moment and forgetting, for a moment, all of this was decidedly real and about to be terribly unpleasant.

Post comin' up shortly!
In an unpredictable turn of events that absolutely no one could have predicted, the journalist Madura knew entirely too many people and turned out being a mission compromising problem. The adage that the quill was mightier than the sword was rather stupid, in Do’Karth’s opinion; Madura’s weapon of choice was quill and parchment, both of which weren’t going to do a lot of good when his old friends decided his loud mouth needed to be separated from the rest of him… along with the rest of the company. The Khajiit rolled his jaw, irritated. He stepped back behind the loose line of the mercenaries, who Edith was trying her damnest to organize, as the jets of burning steam erupted, turning the room into an oily-smelling sauna.

As Do’Karth was assessing the adversaries through the steam, a sight most unsettling burst through the wall, much like the dream he had had a few weeks prior about a sentient water pitcher that burst through Windhelm’s walls, shouting in excitement as the children cheered him on. A Dwemer centurion, a fabled construct the Khajiit had heard plenty of horror stories about, strutted with authority into the cavernous room, the steam concealing its appearance and making its visage, when visible, all the more hauntingly ghastly.

And for something that could not emote, it certainly looked rather murderous, Do’Karth decided. When Madura pleaded for peace, Do’Karth prodded him in the back with the end of his staff, hissing, “You brought this upon us all, you loud fool. This room is full of enough hot air without you contributing, so be silent, for once in your life.”

Although Edith called for everyone to take up defensive positions, Do’Karth felt that was inviting trouble; the Centurion would have a much easier time deciding to kill a group of perceived intruders rather than multiple groups, and those Ashlanders might have an opportunity to slip away if unhindered. The choice was obvious; he had to stop them.

Slipping away, his bare padded feet silent across the floor as he moved, unencumbered by noisy and restrictive armour, the Khajiit moved in a wide flank to put distance between himself and his team, keeping half an eye on the towering machine that was still deciding what it wanted to engage. Steam concealed Do’Karth’s presence, and the typically vigilant Dunmer were rather preoccupied with the group at large and the Dwemer machine that posed an equally grave threat for both parties.

And so, when the Ashlander finally noticed Do’Karth coming up behind him, he could not react in time as the Khajiit swept in behind him, swinging his staff about the Dunmer’s neck as he brought his back into the Ashlander, pulling him forward and over his back, slamming hard into his back. The Dunmer gasped, winded, but managed to bring his sword up, bracing it with both hands as Do’Karth’s staff came down, blocking the blow. Undeterred, Do’Karth kept his staff moving, the momentum being the key for his weapon’s effectiveness, bringing it back under his arm and down hard as the Ashlander tried to roll away, striking him hard in the flank. The Dunmer screamed, getting to his knee and thrusting out with his blade in the same motion, matching the direction of Do’Karth’s retracting arm and catching the Khajiit in the side with the edge of the blade, giving him a shallow cut just below his ribs.

The Khajiit sucked in air, the sudden sensation of pain sobering, and he brought his staff down horizontally in front of him, smacking the blade’s second strike down before it could bite into his flesh again. Although it went against his code, Do’Karth viciously struck out, rotating his arms as if he were swinging an axe into the Ashlander’s head. Such a blow could be crippling, if not fatal, but in the heat of the moment, and as time was of the essence, he had to end the fight quickly. The Dunmer collapsed to his side, groaning weakly, and Do’Karth brought his weapon down in a flurry of heavy blows of his opponents back; between his collarbones, his spine, and the small of his back. The lack of decisive reaction was enough to suggest the enemy was incapacitated.

Clutching his bloodied side, Do’Karth turned and for a moment, his eyes met with the carved face of the Centurion. He’d definitely caught the worst kind of attention, and he was unsure if he’d be able to outrun that thing if it had a quick stride.

“Madura, you ass,” Do’Karth hissed.
By the way, @Dervish, do you have interpretations for what happens in the cave magebowl, or should we make it up?


I'll let you guys initiate the attacks and pick your targets, and there may be a second round of rolling after that, given you're up against a Big Bad with a tremendous amount of power.
Question, should I hold off posting until Centurion roll?
Cat pancakes are kind of the worst.

Plox no smoosh.
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Dex and Khosin are being chased by a Salarian Sniper, an Asari Huntress, and a Human Soldier, I'd say we are are doing pretty good considering no one has been killed by the camping sniper :P




Kill the sniper before the get too settled in/ on their 5th pot of coffee.
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But who will save Dex and Khosin? D:


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