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5 yrs ago
Current Remember, nobody actually enjoys roleplaying if there isn't at least five shameful fetishes uncovered by the 2nd page.
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7 yrs ago
Somebody stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about it.
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7 yrs ago
Let's be honest, it's far more satisfying and challenging to actually imagine what a character looks like than paste a hundred gifs of a celebrity and call it good.
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7 yrs ago
So, a team of players who are good at playing as a team in a team-based game are individually bad players. Seems kind of silly when you put it like that, no?
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7 yrs ago
My goal these days is to have an RP that can actually finish, or the very least, last a few years. I see way too many die on page one to take chances
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Lowering the site's value since January 2012.


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Also I just got around to looking at all the stuff about the ship on the header post and wookieepedia. Wow that is one shitty ship.


Shh. It can hear you; we don't want to cause it to violently decompress via sobbing.

Look on the bright side: at least it doesn't have Takata airbags.


*any airbags
@He Who Walks Behind Oh lordy, he's going to be miserable haha


The Dug regarded Woosie for a few moments before approximating a shrug, which jerked his entire torso. "Well, if you find yourself turning into an unguided munition, just remember that I told you so." he replied, turning at the captain's voice to get everyone the grand tour of the heap. Zekha had served on a ship similar to this once upon a time, so the layout wasn't a mystery to him; what he was looking for was defects. Falling in with the others, the newly anointed crew followed Varen as he lead them out of the spacious cargo hold into the comparatively claustrophobic halls of the ship. When he pointed out that the workshop wasn't just Woo'Rah's, a grin crept across Zekha's face. "Oh good. I'll try not to skip off work early to play with my toys... much." he remarked as they headed down the corridors.

The Phoenix was definitely an old bucket of a ship that had been remarkably diligently as maintained and loved as the abysmal design would permit; over time, the prior crews definitely got fed up with trying to keep things presentable and instead as functional and accessible as possible. Paint was long gone in spots, wires were exposed but neatly sorted, panels had crudely bolted on latches rather than bolt heads, suggesting problem areas that needed to be accessed far more than anyone cared to fight with power tools for, anyways.

The accommodations seemed to be satisfactory, anyways. Zekha's arrangement was very much a "sleep where you work" situation, prompting him to look at the Wookiee and the other Twi'lek. "Fair warning; I snore." he remarked flippantly in an attempt to discourage bunk mates. In truth, he could use the space away from Woosie to lay out his own personal work area and lay out his kit he didn't want the woman to lay her gross blue mitts on.

"No questions here, Cap'n." Zekha remarked, returning his gaze to Varen for a moment before reconsidering. "Actually, outside of our proper duties, who gets assigned what for the more..." he twirled a finger around in thought, reaching for the right word. "Civic jobs. Cooking, cleaning, tucking in the Wookiee, that sort of crap. Rotating schedule, fixed? I also imagine there's going to be emergency drills and rolls so it's not just me trying to put out a dozen fires and seal hull breaches on my lonesome."
Imma work on a post hopefully tonight, tomorrow almost certainly.

I'm on the Hunt for Red October for my passport, which has gone MIA since I moved.
Hopefully not too many of the other players have already read the sheet and put you at a disadvantage.


I don't know if it's just me, but I kind of feel like MP3s as a format aren't really a thing in Star Wars. It's kind of like how I can't imagine Han Solo being like, "Chewie, you gotta see this gif... what do you mean, 'PC master race', you stupid carpet?"
@Roughdragon1 Done. Had him pick it off of a dead Sergeant.
@ihinka Yeah, only the ranks above grunts have sidearms.


Should I edit my post, then?
Tonka


It took a bit of arguing with the newest addition of the team, but eventually it was decided that it wasn't worth the risk of trying to bring guns through customs or risking losing medical equipment by bringing materials through and having to ditch them. Firu would simply be looking for medical supplies for the ship with Tonka as her bodyguard; it was a plausible enough alibi with the added benefit that it helped explain why the Borealis came all the way out to Lafayette Station. True to form, both managed to get past the LOKI mech doing the inspection without much in the way of a fuss. They might not have had guns, but they did have their omni-tools. If they cared that Tonka's tool in particular had weapon algorithms, they didn't show it. Considering he didn't use a fake identification and his last confirmed check in was when he was working for Alisia Donari's enterprise and a few odd visits to reputable worlds afterwards during his "retirement", there wasn't anything that would show up on his record as particularly alarming other than the "Species - Krogan" field on the identification. Krogan really didn't need guns a lot of the time; they were weapons in their own right.

The pair made their way through customs and to some shitty pub called Doctor's Orders by someone who thought they were being clever, probably a Salarian. The whole station was like one of those awful tourist trap towns that revolve around a singular theme, including a candy shop that was called The Best Medicine. As a species that could heal from just about anything shy of getting his brains blown out or multiple organ failure, Tonka hated this place. Even the pub had shot glasses that looked like comically oversized syringes. It was where the team was meeting up, so he just had to put up with it instead of cornering some dumb bastard in a dark corner, knocking them out and stealing their sidearm.

As he settled into a seat that was way too small for his frame, Tonka recalled reading about this town on Earth called Roswell, New Mexico that had apparently made a shitload of tourist money following an alien conspiracy theme only for first contact to happen and completely ruin the stupid little green bug-eyed aliens they figured extraterrestrial life to look like because humans lacked imagination. Where were the spikes and hundreds of rows of teeth? Formless midgets were not intimidating, just try to take a Volus robbing you seriously. He recalled that Roswell was quick to try and reinvent itself as an alien resort town, desperately trying to lure Citadel races to the town with hard to ignore discounts. For what they lacked in imagination, humans made up for with being able to take a shit situation and adapt it in a way that could potentially be profitable or at least go out in an ambitious blaze of glory. He supposed that Lafayette was in a similar vein; abandoned Alliance outpost re-purposed as one of the premiere medical hot spots in the galaxy.

After ordering "Just throw a bunch of crap together in the biggest glass you have", he watched as Vellios approached, rolling his eyes as he immediately set to flirting with Firu. It was only a matter of time before he brought scale itch onto the ship, the way he was going.

Tanya


Moving through the service tunnels was a rather crammed experience and there wasn't enough room for Tanya to stand upright. Navigating the dimly lit corridors semi-crouched over, she feared for her back if she couldn't stretch out soon. She eventually made her way to another terminal that was hooked up to the Northwest section of the station, around where the clinic was situated. Slumping against the wall to take a break, she waited for the sitrep call from the others. As far as she knew, everyone got through and no alarms were sounded. No reason to expect foul play yet, right?

She didn't have to wait long. Soon Vellios' flanging voice was in her earpiece.

"T here. I'm at the next terminal, comms are clear. Standing by for phase 2."


Little man,” Zekha repeated in a mocking higher pitched tone. “Thank you for your cutting wit and razor keen insight, for I had surely not heard that before. Thanks in advance for providing the shade if we ever depart on Tattooine or Jakku. My frail, tiny body doesn’t do the sun so well. See what I did there? I mocked your height, because that’s something that you’ve obviously never had pointed out to you, Woosie.” The Dug replied dryly, clambering up onto the table to inspect the components that were laid out with care. It was a hot mess.

“Looks like I take better care of my tools than you do. You’re not seriously planning on reassembling this and trying it out, are you?” He asked skeptically, looking over at the Twi’lek skeptically from across the table. “If your fuel cell exploded, it almost certainly damaged the combustion chamber and it is not worth the risk of tempting fate if there’s micro fractures in the pack’s casing. All a jump pack is is a device that contains a hell of a violent explosion and farts it out as propulsion, enough to lift someone of your mass. What do you think happens when the carefully engineered components that ensures that the propulsion goes out where it needs to has a deformity or non-uniform stress points?” He asked, putting his two forward hands together and expanding them away from one another, “The same damn thing that happens to a damaged hyper drive that suddenly offers a way to ventilate all that pressure. Best case scenario, it all gets released out of one end that’s not your back and you fly around like an uncontrollable idiot until your fuel is consumed, worst case scenario, well… let’s just say I ain’t picking up the mess.”

Noticing the container behind Woo’Rah, Zekha moved over to where she was seated, ignoring the towering blue bitch to confirm what he thought he spied from his perch on the table, detonation caps. “Well, this explains a lot.” He said, not asking permission to pick up a few odds and ends to look them over, more of a very pointed form of disrespect of touching another tinkerer’s gear without permission than any real proficiencies with explosives. Even he knew that most explosives were designed to be stable until the detonator created the exact environment for them to fulfill their glorious purpose, and unless Woosie was a total idiot, she wouldn’t leave a bunch of volatile bomb casings laying around with about as much security as a library’s non-fiction section.

“I’ll tell you what; you stick to demolitions and I’ll stick to fixing things properly so you don’t die ironically by turning your jump pack into another bomb. Compensate me for my time and effort and I will work up a parts list of the things that absolutely cannot be repaired and need to be replaced with new components to ensure that doesn’t happen. For a bit extra, I’ll even pick up the parts and slap the thing together for you.” He offered, carefully placing the explosive components back in their containment.
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