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THE SACRIFICE IS COMPLETE. THE BOILERMEN HAVE FRESH SOULS. THEY CAN DO SHIFT CHANGES.
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Was that supposed to be an anime reference

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Harry Potter is not a world view, read another book or I will piss on the moon with my super laser piss.

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I'm actually strongly considering making an RP based upon Zoo, and then titling it "Zoo: For the Sake of Proving that Even I Can Make a Better Story than the Asshats Who Made the Show.'"


I can approve of this venture.

But a part of me is wondering where the C130 gunships went. Like I can partially ignore it under the zombie pretense since so often there's a disease involved and those can be sorta-dormant for long enough to infect the pilots and nullify that...
Ignoring Hugs post @Pepperm1nts because I talked with Vilage on this and we both settled on a way to both ignore it so I can ironically use "lol post fggt" but to keep Germany semi-relevant with Hugs-related things in mind, so in as far as it matters to the Triumverate the issue is settled. And we can probably keep Hugs about without so much "strain" as it were.

But going on to @The Grey Warden's post:

In-so-far the war's been this: Spain led by Alfonso Sotello is staunchly anti-Communist and they've put a lot of effort and time into keeping socialists and communists out of Europe. Their enemy-in-Africa - Ethiopia - has aligned itself with China since the assumption of Yaqob Yohannes, beginning a regime of drifting away from Europe and seeking allies in the Communist east, as opposed to the reign of the aloof - if pro-Europe because of it - elder brother: Sahle (who has now assumed a new identity and is now living underground as a jazz musician in Armenia).

Yaqob also received an education in China as an officer and has himself written an essay (or something) on Communism/socialist which sort of affirms his ideological stance. Spain tried to make an attempt on his life, but that failed.

Anyways, fast-forwarding through the background: Spain decided to invade Africa to clean out the Ethiopian regime as a long-term mission to try and isolate and dismantle the Chinese government which is seen as the source of all things revolutionary. The first "battle" was that at the Suez with the Spanish navy assaulting in force the meager Ethiopian garrison sent there to deal with Egyptian warlords who had been causing trouble in Ethiopian Sudan or something. The Ethiopians being undermanned and the Egyptian militias too unskilled and unarmed were not able to fight the Spanish. The Ethiopians tried to slow down or block the Spanish advancement by lodging the canal up with so much debris the Spanish effort would effectively be frozen in its tracks.

To the Spanish, who wanted a quick jab at Addis Ababa couldn't have this, and they broke through anyways. If the Ethiopians had been successful, then Spain would have to sail around the long-way to get their assets in position.

Following the battle of the Suez was the Battle of Mandeb which saw the total annihilation of the Ethiopian navy at the hands of the Spanish air force. After this is the now current Battle of Djibouti, which you can see what's going on by reading Gorgenmast and VilageidiotX's collab post. But in short: Ethiopia sets fire to Djibouti to trap the Spanish landing party and give them nothing to attack since the city is an inferno and they shelled them at the beach for part of the night. The Battle of Djibouti also marks the first engagement in which the Ethiopians had to deal with a jet, which was brought down by the swarming Ethiopian air force.

Something that probably isn't known to anyone besides Ethiopia, Spain, and China is that near the island of Socotra the Spanish and Chinese had a brief skirmish, making the first moment in which jet airplanes ever fought one another. This was to intercept a Spanish airplane deployed to shoot down the airplane carrying the Empress Azima, her son, her nephew, and the queen-mother out of the country for refuge in China. The Chinese got their late, but couldn't confirm if the Empress' plane had been shot down as much as the Spanish plane couldn't confirm. But the Spanish pilot was fatally wounded and died on his return to the Spanish armada and the Chinese jets had to make an emergency landing in Addis Ababa for refueling. One of the three sent was however forced to depart the battle early and crash-landed in Somalia - but that pilot is back and on his way to Addis.

So in so far: that's the skinny. The other factor to know behind the scenes is the possession of what's basically this RP's super-weapon by Spain: VX nerve gas. France I'm not aware would know the Spanish possess it and only a few international parties are aware. China and Ethiopia being the relevant ones in this conflict.

And Chinese involvement in this war isn't official yet.
That was actually a pretty unique and interesting idea. Too bad the script, acting, and even the fucking continuity suck dick. Seriously, their continuity person needs to be fucking fired, and by fired, I mean executed by firing squad.


Every time I think about even trying to watch it my gut twists with anxiety on how mediocre it could be.

So not only do their writers - according to you - suck, but their marketing is terrible too. I saw so much on one of their trailers in particular the show is forever associated with that one.
Well ideally any conflict should not be finished between the announcement of and the actual invasion of an irrelevant thing.
<Snipped quote by Shyri>

Betcha I'm gonna invade French Guiana before you invade South Africa.

And you've been talking about that since... forever basically.


I think he basically already landed.
What about judgement day? All the good people have went to Heaven, and all the assholes of the world were left on earth and have fought this huge war with demons from hell. The demons have been pushed far into South America, while the remaining humans reside sparsed out around North America.

There's an American Dad episode you guys should totally see.


I think the issue with overtly religious themes like this is that they are... Well, religious. And different religions have different opinions on how the world will end. And then there's always the non-religious who would scoff at it in favor of any listed plausible scenario. So any perspective RP'er who goes to join a post-Apoc RP to find that it's based on the events of the Judgement Day/Yawm al-Qiyāmah/Whatever may feel uncomfortable for stepping into something which fundamentally may or will shove religious themes upon them.

So it's usually a lot easier in any case to do something not inherently religious and if anyone wants they can interpret the theme as being religious or secular.

And as silly as apocalypse themes come a new TV show just aired by James Paterson about an animal-driven apocalypse.

Manya-Samya

Of the northern coast


The waves beat against the hull of the gently guiding ship as it held its northerly coast. The sails full of wind bellowed out like the stomach of a pregnant woman. They carried in their cotton wombs the child of the wind which came flying across the ocean water. It carried with it the refreshing, cool salty air of being out to sea. And as the day's sun lowered over the horizon, illuminating the figure of hills laid to wait against the warm earth the vessel continued unabated.

But there was no lack of life aboard the ship's deck. The day's management drawn to a close a haggling group of sailors and princess stood around the center of the deck. Cheering and cawing as they hoisted into the air golden coins. The sheen of the metal caught the end-day sun and glowed like suns in their own right and name. From within the heady and screaming mass sang the sound of music, the light rhythmic tapping of the Tabla as it tapped out a fast and chaotic beat. The fingers danced across the tightly strung hide like swords in combat as the human drummer danced with the pair of instruments in his lap, his eyes wild and expectant as he tapped out the rhythm to the cock fight.

Forced into a gladiatorial square in the middle of the deck a pair of brightly plumed crimson and orange roosters clawed away at each other. Feathers flew as blood lashed against the deck as the two noble fowl gored into one another with the spurred ends of their feet. A wild and primal urge to kill glowed in their eyes. Their squalls and squawking of anger, fury, and of pain rose to complete the music as well as the crowd's cheering.

Sathsvitra sat crouched at the center of his circle, his eyes excited as he cheered on a bird with an irregular crown of feathers atop its head. His hands beat the floor of the ship's deck with the force of hammers, beating and drumming just over the timing pulse of the tabla drums. He licked his lips hopefully. Watching the noble combatants make jabs to slay the other in gladiatorial combat.

His competitor, a sun-kissed and ship-worked human stood equally cheering and clenching his fist at each blow delivered by the chickens. Every time a bird drew blood – no matter the one – he winced. Not in cowardice, but in fear that each blow would put down the bird of his choosing. His fingers wrapped around a sack of gold, the scars brought by work and fistfights stretched across his knuckles each and every time he flexed those thick hooks along the well worn leather purse.

There was hope in each of the gambler's eyes. A thirsty for gold and victory. They stood at the battleground each like generals watching their armies fight an even brawl. And with as long as the fight lasted there was no doubt that the winning bird would soon die itself. The tals of the drummer's design bounced in their ear, bringing to life the furious song of combat. Complete with the screech of death.

There was a sudden roar as Sathsvitra's chicken went down. With a wet squall it fell limp against the deck, twitching as blood splashed from its gouged face. An eye had been torn out from the hooked blades on the other bird's foot and now it hung desiccated and destroyed from its socket. The bird lay against the deck, exhausted and dying with heavy breaths. Cheering, the human gambler threw up his hands and cheered among a chorus of applause and excited screams. Even the tablas ceased to play as the drummer rose from his seat to applaud the victorious sailor.

“IMPOSSIBLE!” Sathsvitra roared furious as he shot up. Striding forward through the battlefield he punted the victor's bird to the side and rounded on the winner, “You cheated!” he challenged, getting into his face. His heavy fingers jabbed between his chest. The satyr prince breathed dragon fire. His cherry-hot face in the sailor's.

Balel stood by at a distance as he watched the quarrel unfold.

“Cheated!?” the sailor defended himself, “No m'lord, it is I who had the best bird! Not you! That is simply that!”

“I refuse to believe.” Sathsvitra grunted, continuing his accusations, “I saw something funny about that bird of yours. You pulled a trick! You cheated!”

The other sailors backed off. Some among them were afraid and quacking. Balel watched a burly Bandara step back. The two's eyes met and they exchanged knowing nods. But many, though driven back by sudden shock did not have the same level of anxiety as the others, but quickly came to realize there was another path to making money.

“And fuck your mother's tits!” the sailor declared triumphantly, placing his hands on the prince's shoulders and pushing him back.

On the far side of the deck Balel spotted Gopda. Sathsvitra's more distantly reserved brother looked on. But as he crossed his arms as he leaned against the deck railing he gave no impression of looking to interfere. He – like everyone else – was going to let this play out.

“Fifteen Rupees on Babi.” offered the Bandara as he trudged to Balel's side.

“Likewise on Sathsvitra.” Balel matched in a dry tone. He held out a hand and the two shook.

“You will not taint my honor!” Sathsvitra roared. His voice seemed to shake the very ocean air. And even if by chance, the wind died briefly as his boisterous wrath.

“Then I will!” Babi shouted back, throwing a hand into the air, “And I will taint you when I put you to the floor!” he declared. He rushed forward, but made no more than two steps before Sathsvitra swung, decking the sailor in the face and scattering him to the ground. The sound of crunching bone ground the air with a streamer of fresh, immediate blood.

With a hard meaty 'umph' Babi hit the ship's deck. Hands held tight to his face to fight off a river of blood that was flowing from between his fingers. He screamed incomprehensibly into his hands as Sathsvitra stood over him.

The sailor rolled on the deck, caressing his broken face. The prince stood over him, scowling. His heavy horse tail swept back and forth much like a cat's. “Sathsvitra!” Gopda shouted over to him. The majestic brother walked across to him. Now things were silent and only the sound of his hooves could be heard, “Stop here, head to the cabin.” he ordered.

For a tense minute it looked like the two princes were going to brawl. And in that tense certain moment the Bandara leaned over to offer another bet. “As you wish.” Sathsvitra conceded calmly. But his calm was merely the eye of a storm, held in place by restraint. His words were tense and stressed, spoken behind clenched teeth. Without ceremony he turned from the broken sailor and walked off, much to the awe of the onlookers. Gopda watched him from alongside where the brief exchange had turned to blood.

The Bandara nodded, and handed Balel a handful of coin. “Good fight.” he said meekly, and stomped off with his heavy, apish gait.

Balel gave a small smile as he counted the new coin in his hand. A satisfying – if short- victory. The deck was beginning to clear and Gopda left the broken and groaning sailor to his own miseries. “When I was told there was going to be top-side amusement I didn't imagine ring matches.” Balel observed as Gopda came over.

“Hardly, but I don't think the commoner stood a fair chance.” Gopda replied with a distant stare back, “He'll pull himself up and head back.” he said.

“You think?” asked Balel.

“Pretty certain. Then he won't get in Sathsvitra's way again.” Gopda sighed with a neutral calm, “And then he won't be gambling on this ship again when the crew has become so terrified of him.”

“Then you're not worried?” Balel asked.

“Hardly, if his wroth couldn't be fixed when he was a colt, then it will never be addressed here.” the prince nodded confidently, “There's a love of gold him in too. Dangerous, but useful for us to have.”

“How so?”

“When we get to the city, there'll be no turning him back if he can still loot something.”

“And you'll let him at it?” Balel asked, leaning back on the railings.

“Don't have a choice on the matter. And he can only carry so much. He knows that much. But it doesn't make him a bhikku yet.”
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