Dion

Odin's 1x1 Walhalla (18+).

im here, im queer, im a disappointment to my father

@somnolence i like poon ye

im here, im queer, im a disappointment to my father

i'm generally not here, i'm also a perfectly straight 180 degree angle, but i am still a disappointment to my father

Odin's 1x1 Walhalla (18+).

Odin's 1x1 Walhalla (18+).

*Clumsily introduces self*

@Valgaerd Heil ogg Sael.

Odin's 1x1 Walhalla (18+).

✤ Delve ✤

In regards to the skill—thank god I'm not counting numbers, being skill accountant is lame is heck. You'd still have a higher STR gain that everyone else though. Basically, it's the perfect flavour town ability.

@OwO

Thanks to @vox I got a nifty excel sheet that balanced the stats for me, although I was sorta surprised I could max out str and have otherwise high stats simply by dropping int to 1. Rest assured that I accountancy'd the stats for you and they average out to a neat 13 (which should be like, the average).

Also I should warn I have no idea what the anime that this is based on is about so that's why my sheet probably seems like I just wrote something random and called it a day.

✤ Delve ✤

@Renny I'm always here. Waiting. Watching. Lurking. Judging. Nutting.

✤ Delve ✤

Grímhilðr Blotsdottir

_{^{FC: uhh idk | DC: pink babey}}

Grímhilðr Blotsdottir

^{155cm ◆ Weregoat ◆ Sandraudiga}

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P e r s o n a l I n f o r m a t i o n

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Appearance

She's very small, clearly, and has distinct goat features, namely the two large and two small horns protruding from her skull. If you're not careful she'll spike you upon them. Grímhildr is clad in some of the most mind-boggling armor, only covering her non-vitals, namely her shoulders, breasts and the side and back of her hips. Other pieces of armor are on her shins and forearms, which is where clearly a lot of protection has to go.

She has long, spiky ears adorned with several rings, to show everyone how tough she is. Underneath her eyes are thick lines of red warpaint that double as makeup. All her other features are very lithe (I mean, she's 155CM, what else could they be) so clearly she needs something that screams I'M HERE, like the makeup.

Her midriff is exposed through some see-through cloth, giving everyone a nice big target on where to aim in order to debowel her quickly. The opposite is true of her pants, which are just some very loose black linen pants. Uhh, it probably helps with movement, or something...

Despite her best attempts at ensuring the opposite, she looks rather weak.

Personality

Grímhildr was a single child that had little else to do than cause problems, and cause problems she did. From a young age she was blessed with a lacking intellect and a towering strength, so her favorite past time included smashing things and not understanding basic concepts. Trying to explain how a cart wheel worked to her proved to be a challenge early on, never mind the intricacies of something as stupid as magic. To her, the world is one giant playground meant for her to explore and destroy.

And destroy she will.

Other elements of her personality include her rather obtuse nature, her insane bravery (to the point of suicidal recklessness) and intense disregard for her own safety as well as that of others. Better get out the way when Grímhildr barrels on through.

What she lacks in basic skills a person should possess she makes up for in the sheer !FUN! she is, although whether or not one might find her fun is up to their subjective view of fun. She's incredibly friendly to her pals, and is not afraid to share a drink or ten at the campfire if the need arises (and the need arises nightly). She can be very affectionate, especially to motherly people, and loves to annoy the shit out of people (intentionally or not).

Backstory

Her family wasn't exactly the best family for Grímhildr to grow up in. Not because they were abusive but because they didn't inhibit her natural traits but rather just enhanced them. When she destroyed something as a child she was not met with a cacophony of scolding elders but rather praise and laughter. A sensible child this produced not, especially when her education was found the be rather lacking at the hands of her parents.

The only place for a child like her was dungeoneering, and frankly, it was probably the best place fo her personally as well. Who didn't want to smash monsters and gather interesting curiosities left and right? Boring people, that's who.

Finding a familia wasn't too hard either, after all Sandraudiga was the exact fit for Grímhildr. The rest of her days would be filled with alcohol, smashing shit, and being rowdy and stupid every day! Well, if she survived the dungeons that was.

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A b i l i t i e s

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Skills

◇ RED THE SAND Every 5 enemies killed within one fight will grant 2 ranks of strength and 1 rank of endurance.

_{"Told you that my stick isn't just a stick! Watch me make a fountain of red come out that guys' head!"}

_{◇ MOMENT OF CLARITY When hit in the head hard, lose 5 ranks of strength and gain 10 ranks of intelligence.}

Magic

_{◇ MAGIC IS FOR WEENIES AND MOMS Performs a very intricate and complex ritual that even the most well read scholars of magic cannot comprehend. Does absolutely nothing.}

Equipment

_{◇ Kanabo A metal mace. Doesn't go 'boink' when it hits someone, because it's not hollow.
◇ Assorted pieces of armor Like armor, but only in non-important places!}

Stats

_{◇ STR D+
◇ END D+
◇ DEX E+
◇ AGI E-
◇ INT I-}

SANDRAUDIGA, GODDESS OF SAND, BLOOD, MAKING SAND BLOODIED, STUPIDITY, AND STRENGTH

_{^{FC: ZAKUSI | DC: black}}

Sandraudiga

^{◆ Goddess ◆}

Personality

Most of her time is spent reveling in ALCOHOL, which furthers her lacking intellect but helps replace it with a brutish strength. Much like her patrons, Sandraudiga is occupied with simple minded things like destroying, smashing, killing and not understanding the world around her. Her personality is, for that purpose, quite lacking. If she were any more stupid, she'd probably be unable to speak, but here we are. With a goddess that can speak somewhat cohesively if she is not inebriated.

Reputation

Her reputation is one of two things - you either know her, and know to stay away from her, or you don't know about her at all. Indeed, most gods are probably unaware that Sandraudiga is a goddess. Those that do know probably find no use out of her, and her tendency to smash random things is more a liability than a boon for any that might think to invite her to their dwellings.

Power Level

If you could gather the most unintelligent, headstrong, stubborn, and strong people in one place, then you would have Sandraudiga's familia. While there are plenty of people who are dumb enough to join the familia, there are unfortunately not many that are strong enough for it, and so the familia remains rather small, despite the growing attraction of it.

I mean, who wouldn't want to destroy shit in the name of a goddess?

I don't usually feel the need to say this, but somehow the sheer idiocy of this character makes me feel the need to remind you that yes, this is a serious application.